Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
ooh, does he sparkle in the sunlight, too?
Kendra: I bought “Bitch” wine last night. The misandry was delicious.
Just finished reading all the comments, and holy crap, Carbonel. Haven’t thought about those books in years. I go to Amazon and OH MY GOD THERE’S A THIRD BOOK NOW.
http://www.amazon.com/Carbonel-Calidor-Review-Childrens-Collection/dp/1590173333/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1366819917&sr=8-2&keywords=carbonel
Oh, and I realized something. Don’t most MRA’s always say, “We built you a civilization, women, so you owe us. You have to be submissive and obedient, because men are the architects, contractors, and engineers that make your pampered life possible!” Now they are griping that all of the infrastructure is actually feminist and it makes men unhappy.
I was kidding about the beer thing XD I don’t really drink any mass-market beers from North America. They all kind of taste the same to me. Most of the beer I drink is either Irish or local craft stuff, but I’m sure craft beers from the States would be great too — I’m just not going to find it in stores!
Uh yes actually. I bought a lot of hand cream of all kinds. Mainly cucumber melon because they told me that they were discontinuing it and then they did not discontinue it. I was most annoyed.
He is so efficient, he doesn’t have time for the word “and.”
hellkell, was it “Sweet Bitch”? I’ve been eying that at Specs, but I don’t like sweet wine.
thebionicmommy, I would so buy a beer with “Poison” on it. Since Mr. D is the beer drinker, it would fulfill my misandry quota for the whole week, too.
@hellkell, LOL, I’ve tried Bitch wine before and it wasn’t for me. I couldn’t even drink an entire glass. I did love how pretty the bottle was, though.
Since it’s a trend today…I’ve been lurking for some time as well and it’s probably an appropriate time to conquer my fear of making myself known. I’ll do it in honor of Minty: quickly and efficiently, as it IS daylight, after all.
Hi! I’m 25, female, straight, cis, American midwesterner, and I want to make fun of MRAs and talk about kitties with you guys.
Beer with “poison” written on it sounds like a Spy vs. Spy short. :p
Hi BabyLawyer! Now where’s your welcome basket…
@Mouse, I can so empathise.
I either don’t post at all, or over post in a bid to get over the nerves, doesn’t seem to work though ’cause then I just sit and worry about everything I write.
I’m even worried about welcoming you because I’m painfully aware I’m new too, would it seem arrogant to welcome somebody when you’ve only de-lurked yourself for a couple of days? Curse this lefty, liberal guilt, curse it!
Anyway, off to scrutinise that last sentence, some of that MRA narcissism would be so good right now, imagine having that kind of freedom.
‘I spout whatever poo comes into my tiny little brain, and nary a thought do I give’.
Anyway after reading the article @Chie Satonaka posted (thank you), I’m gonna lower the tone with this lovely mind bleach 🙂
Stop the presses. I didn’t know there was a welcome basket involved. A GIF-basket, perhaps?
The Official Man Boobz Complimentary Welcome Package!
OMG I successfully made a link. *does a little dance*
Yes! The welcome package includes all the things you need to perpetrate misandry!
From what I have been told, the local brewery has some awesome amazing beer. So no need to travel over 3K miles.
My mangina manservant doesn’t like the taste of alcohol. Can I still oppress him?
Fear not, for I try to perpetrate misandry every day, whether it be through the burning of scented candles, ownership of Ralph Lauren bath towels, or by dating Mr. Baby, who would likely be considered a mangina in certain circles.
Loved the welcome package, thanks; I’ve been lurking long and extensively enough that I’m familiar with most of the inside jokes. Too lazy to make a kitty avatar but definitely willing to contribute kitty photos upon request.
Of course! Offer to make him some sweet tea, but then don’t put enough sugar in it. Another diabolical drink of misandry is pop that has gone flat.
He’s talking about parkour. A mangina manservant will just walk down stairs like a slave , but a renegade rebel man like Mark will do a bunch of sick flips and shit.
Actual footage of Mark braving the boring, vaginocratic mall during the day:
@BabyLawyer
You’re a midwesterner? I’m a midwesterner!* Let us sit in our mutual hate for the mostly republican congressmen!**
In case it’s not obvious, I am not a big fan of my congress peeps. Though to be fair, my state is where “rape babies are gods will” guy ran,so.
*for maximum effect, read this in the most unconvincing tone possible.
**at least where I are, they’re mostly republican.
I’m not a midwesterner, but everything else matches! (Except I turn 26 in 2 weeks.) TWINS.
Are you up in Bachman country? I’m in the one bubble of blue in Wisconsin.
Unless I greatly misunderstood what Bachman County is, I am not in bachman county.
@Fade – Woof, Mourdock, eh?
I’m from Nebraska; our all-GOP national delegation hasn’t done anything notably reprehensible, but they are useless. Both Senators just voted against background checks and one of them voted against VAWA. Booooo.
There are glimmers of hope in our state unicameral, namely some young, smart, up and coming democrats as well as Ernie Chambers. (Ernie Chambers is a truly awesome and eccentric state senator, totally worth a boredom google.)
Nevertheless, being in the midwest is definitely exhausting. We’ll have to commiserate from time to time.