Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
Munty getting married, he’s still bumming off his sister, and it was allegedly set up by Sunshine Mary?
Nope, can’t see any chance of anything going wrong with that arrangement.
cloudiah –
THIS IS FASCINATING
The IRS must be in on this gynocentric matriarchal conspiracy, then.
They would, those bloodsucking parasites! Suckling the lifeblood of… well, not working… men. Using that ill-gained sustenance however they see fit. Yes, yes. The IRS indeed. I wouldn’t be surprised if Werfel himself were nothing more than a feminist puppet!
@kittehs, 😀
Wait, she of the un-sunny disposition set this up? I thought she liked her readers! You’d have to really have it in for someone to set them up with Minty.
Close, but no. The IRS is a tool of THE FURRINATI!
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9a/ad/82/9aad82d4d49fd16e459b8f5343cd3f8c.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Here’s the Furrinati in Australia:
http://media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com/736x/fb/98/9f/fb989f853bde73fc61207a7524a82e95.jpg
… actually I looked after a cat just like that, years ago. But he never pulled a face like that! 😀
His name was Off Licence. Don’t ask, it was never explained.
pretty kitty
not, of course, as pretty as Mads and Fibs
But of course! 😀
Though Katie won’t have it that anyone’s prettier than her.
Auggz, that’s adorable!
I can’t get the child support because he is a troll who doesn’t have a dime. He has no wages to garnish, and he emptied out his IRA years about 8 yrs ago to finance his 1st trip to South America. (True story, in a manic episode after he lost yet another job, he took off to Peru for a few months)
Even if he married Oprah the kids wouldn’t get child support because that payment is a formula based on mark’s earnings, not the spouse. Then again, if he married Oprah it might be pretty funny and I would t least ask for new cars for the kids.
So is the photo on that Heartiste post supposed to be Minter? o.o
Also Kate’s parents’ reaction to her marrying Minty is… kind of amazing: http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2013/07/26/did-commenter-kate-meet-her-fiance-at-chateau-heartiste/#comment-460497
@auggziliary
He’s part of the Feathernati. Different species, different groups- one goal. Dominate the humans!
Ooh, the Fishinati came out for the camera earlier! They’re currently named skittish and not so skittish, you’ll see why —
http://youtu.be/0fIazfdGXG8
And that’s the wrong one. Here’s the right one!
http://youtu.be/3XSOKZZT7EE
aaaw fishies! When my stepdad had the fish tank, my favorite was the dog faced yellow belly puffer fish, Puffy. It looked like this:
http://www.liverocknreef.com/liverock/images/products/large_9175_Yellow_Belly_Dogface.jpg
Puffer! They are just the cutest little things aren’t they? Found those two and “you know they’re brackish water when they grow up?” “fuck, net me a danio while I think about it?…screw it, I can convert the planted tank”
Figure 8’s, and their 30g tank shipped this morning. And I should be rendering the piping for the sump.
They are cute! As for the rest of the comment- it’s like math. I’m going to smile and nod and assume you’re right.
Lol, I’m babying them, that’s the important part.
The Fishinati would not have it any other way. 🙂
Indeed not!