Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
Oooh, ooh! How about Tom say what he thinks makes him possess the qualities to lead! Is it his persistence to talking to people who couldn’t care less about him? Is it his lack of ability to read what other people are saying? Is it his gender stereotypes that were outdated in the Stone Age? Is it his fetishization of non-western women as obedient bastions of womanlyness? MORE AT 10!
Omega Virgin Revolt sounds totally non-misogynist here.
White Knight, any woman would prefer a guy like putin who “kills with his bare hands” over a whimpering metrosexual sissy who cries himself to sleep over the patriarchy..
I posses the ability to lead, right now im leading this thread straight to hell where it belongs !
Not me! Oh wait, let me guess, I’m lying! No, hold on I don’t count as a woman! Quick Tom, read my mind!
I’d say I’d prefer the “metrosexual sissy”, but then you’d just categorize me as “not a woman” so you don’t have to have your opinions challenged.
wait, wouldn’t you lead it to hell by not commenting? It is a commonly accepted thread terminology that threads are dead when people stop commenting. Therefore, you are keeping it alive. It cannot go to hell until it dies.
Also, I forget, who runs the Prestigious Journal of Science or whatever that people link to whenever trolls use bogus sources?
Wow, you guys still aren’t bored of poking this sad li’l troll? I mean, kudos to him for still twitching and all.
@Tom Dane:
Hi.
I have a question women related:
Is it the alpha beat them to death with their hands that work?
Or is it the Pick up artists women are easily predictable algorithms that work, what with them being well groomed metrosexuals.
For reference, I have found this picture of what I think are two PuA’s.
http://www.google.dk/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pualingo.com%2Fpua-profiles%2Fmystery-erik-von-markovik%2F&h=0&w=0&sz=1&tbnid=ZzwJidb-eMbBjM&tbnh=264&tbnw=191&zoom=1&docid=WN3o_TN31PtWrM&hl=en&ei=o_x_UZjUOcnGswaNtIGAAQ&ved=0CAIQsCU
Since one cancels out the other, I am very confused now, to which I can probably blame my brain.
I know, I know, but I’ve been sick recently. I need a troll to poke. XD
Amused just because I hate your type doesnt mean I hate woman in general, I hate men like this gnome White Knight and his sleazy wanna be clever comments even more..does that make me misandric as well ? no, I hate what you stand for..I just feel sorry for you because your bluff has been called.
Shorter Tom Dane: I hate all women except those who conform to my standards of fuckability! This isn’t misogynistic at all!
“I feel sorry for you that your bluff has been called.”
…this has no meaning, even if I accept your twisted and scary view of the world. What bluff? Who called it?
“metrosexual sissy”
Sissy means gay, right?
…or does it mean like a girl?
Either way, good work, you! Once again, you’re showing your bigotry, letting that flag fly!!
Fibo, questions are always welcomed and will be answered promptly. Do not worry about being confused, simply go on a shopping spree, post a picture on facebook which will be followed by the unavoidable avalanche of validating Likes from White Knights.
Top if all off with a Sex and the City marathon and your world perspective will be back to it’s usual level of ignorance.
To answer your question, yes, #1 option is what attracts women most..Putin killing off Metrosexuals en mass is even better and will guaranteed set off a fountaine in your underwear
…um, Tom, about Fibinaci…
No, you go ahead. There’s no little details in this that are making you look like an ass. None at all.
Ignore all the giggling. Just keep going.
Tom, you didn’t answer my question. Why don’t I think Putin is attractive? Is it
A) you’ll accuse me of lying and say I actually do think he’s attractive
B) I’m not suficiently womanly enough, so my opinion doesn’t count, or
C) ignore all contradictory evidence, which is basically both a and b
Shh, dont you have some White Armor to polish or something ?
Fade, obviously it’s A.
Tom, my only armor comes in tan. Sorry.
Cute. And I say this in the most sarcastic way possible.
So how come you can tell us what we think, but us calling you a misogynist is deeply unfair?
Plus, darling boy, shhhh, don’t you have an ego to stroke?
@Tom Dane:
Thank you for taking the time to answer, I appreciate it. I’m also less confused now, everything is a lot… clearer.
It’s just that I wasn’t grading on a curve, I was wondering if one cancels out the other, since, you know, prefering alpha men over whimpering metrosexuals seemed sort of like an “either-or” notion.
It’s cool though, I can grok it.
And actually, I think I will go update my Facebook profile. It’ll probably starve of some of that fear you mention, when I realize my life is meaningless and that no man will ever want me.
Feminist has got it all, now they need to invent new problems, so they come up with “patriarchy” and “rape culture”.
Esp rape culture is a good one, because there will always be rapes..which is regrettable of course..but on the flip side now there will be fuel for an eternity of bitching and whining on why men are such pigs. I think the need to whine must be some kind of instinct in women.
I once in my green days worked with women in a daycare facility. Oh the gossip, the backstapping, the sheer TERROR these women would throw at each other.
By this logic, there will always be diseases so there is no need to vaccinate.
people will always drown so there is no need to teach them how to swim.
people will always steal cars so there is no need to lock your car.
Yeah, no. There will always be rapes, but we can try to lower the number of rapes that occur, and dismantling rape culture does that.
PS, how come you can tell me what I think but we can’t call you a misogynist?