Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/multimedia/video/Shepherd_donkeys.html?cid=983160
If women are lambs and men are wolfs, my gender is Shepard Donkey.
Hmm. Looks like a Pelltdown, but he hasn’t yet claimed to be a doctor, and the atrocious spelling is new. I’m not ready to call it.
But Bagelsan, just because we’re not REAL doesn’t mean he’s denying our innate humanity! Just… um… something something mumble mumble we’ll come back to that later.*
* we won’t come back to it later.
@katz
he does kind of remind me of pell, but all the trolls kind of look the same after a while…
Perhaps you are a plant, Howard? Or a mineral?
Hi, Pemmy, way to walk in.
Are there moderate MRAs?
Are AVFM moderates?
We’d like to know.
But you do hate ALL women. The fact that you find some women submissive enough to fuck them still means you hate all women, including those you consider fuckable.
Oh, that’s hilarious. I actually hate long hair, including in that picture, except I wear it in a bun. Are true women forbidden by law from putting their hair up? I didn’t get that memo. As for my chubby face — oh well, I am from Eastern Europe, and over there, round faces are very common. You know, that part of the world was overrun by hordes of Mongol rapists — no, scratch that, saintly virtuous manly dudes who hunted the mammoth for Ruthenian women — and since then, most people in that region have “chubby” faces. And any way, who the fuck are you to judge me for my appearance? Show us your pics, and I’ll go to town picking over your flaws, which, I am sure, are a myriad.
As for my job, I am a litigator. Make of it what you will. I also speak 3 foreign languages fluently — and based on my experience in that area, I’d say your claim that English isn’t your first language is bullshit. You are monolingual, and an English speaker. Your English is atrocious, of course, but it atrocious in a manner characteristic of people who are semi-illiterate and don’t like reading.
As for divorces, I’ve only had one, and my ex took everything I owned and left me deeply in debt. Not that my person life is any of your goddamned business.
You know, because I’m a “typical feminist”.
OMG I just figured it out, feminist men are fossilized plant debris. That’s, um, kind of molded into the shape of a White Knight. That sleeps with women, who are actually whales, who are actually kids, who are actually numbers. …Okay, I’m confused again.
The only people I’ve heard obsess about Putin’s shirtless hotness are men.
“Oh, that’s hilarious. I actually hate long hair”
Ha ha!, you revealed yourself and your hatred!!1!!!eleven!
hate long hair = have long hair. sorry
Best typo ever? Possibly.
Yeah, I don’t even know why he’s here. He could have the same conversation with a brick wall, given how much attention he’s paying to what everyone else is saying. I bet he’d end up declaring the wall a fat, childish sea mammal, too.
Obsessing about Putin’s shirtless hotness?
Oddly, gay men, not so much.
Why?
Same reason Superman is built like a tank. It’s not a sexual fantasy–not that kind of sexual fantasy, anyway.
It’s a male power fantasy.
He can kill with his bare hands! And probably did, while he was in the KGB!!! He’s a brutal tyrant who kills ethnic minorities! How awesome is that?
(note: not actually awesome at all)
“The only people I’ve heard obsess about Putin’s shirtless hotness are men.”
May I guess it was straight men?
*cuddles her long hair* Okay, okay, so it could use a trim… 😀
Oh, who the hell cares. I don’t actually give a fuck whether loser Tom is convinced that I possess a luxurious, award-winning mane. If believing I have short hair helps him cope, so be it.
Wait, did Pecunium just list a bunch of woman inventors to counter the claim that the majority of innovators have been men?
Looks like Pecunium needs to take Remedial Logic.
“Oddly, gay men, not so much.
Why?”
Also Putin is very homophobic. That may help.
Wow, Tom’s devolved rather quickly, but I guess he didn’t have far to go.
Fat shaming? What’s next, Tommy boy, us dying alone with cats?
Pem, I agree with Howard and add my voice to the question:
“Are there moderate MRAs?
Are AVFM moderates?
We’d like to know.”
PEMRA: do be a dear and shut up. Thanks.
Oddly enough, yes. But like Howard Bannister said, it’s a male power fantasy, not a sexual fantasy. Based on what I hear and read of Russian-language sources, people do swoon over Putin’s supposed manly awesomeness, and those people are invariably straight men who have decided that Putin is a sex symbol to women. Naturally, women don’t seem to have been consulted on that issue.
[Animated gif of man kicking woman deleted by DF]
I’m going to pretend he’s one of many protruding limbs of some strange, eldritch entity called The Checklist.