Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
@Yellaine: yeah, it’s a gender essentialist view of the matter. For him “pussy” is essential to sex, the woman part less so. He doesn’t actually like women, y’see. Just sex. Which he definitely wouldn’t have with somebody who didn’t fit his definition of “pussy,” which is totes interchangable with “woman.”
And also usable as an insult.
But there’s absolutely no misogyny in him. He said so.
Yes, and that’s the problem. Do try to keep up.
And while I’m at it in telling my personal life, I’ve always find less “fun” to watch porn and close up on genitals than tv shows and hot characters making out.
On a related note: if you want bazillions of fan-girls sending you love letters and wanting to sleep with you, I would suggest a career as an actor over becoming a famous criminal. Not that it’s easy, but it’s still a better plan.
Tom, how insecure can you be? All that substantive critique of your actual theories, and what you think you have to defend is your juvenile fascination with dirty words? It’s people like you who give me hope, and the heebie-jeebies.
Hope, because if this it the level of thinking in the minds of those opposed to feminism, your doomed.
The heebie-jeebies because I fear there are people with some sense of brains/strategy who are taking advantage of your gullible stupidity, and using you, and your ilk, as stalking horses.
Shorter Tom: You guys are stuuuupid poopy heads ’cause I said so!
Go spew your severely lacking critical thinking skills elsewhere Marmaduke.
Btw, a pussy is a vital part of it, would you sleep with a man with no d!ck
Mostly he needs a good brain and personality. So you’d be right out. (Also apparently the only sex is male-on-female PIV sex now. Booooring.)
BWAAAA BWAAAAA TOM UR A MYSGONIST BECAUSE YOU DONT THINK THAT WE ARE THE BEST EVER AND AGREE ON EVERYTWING WE FABWOULOUS STRONG AND INDWEPANDANT WVOMAN SAYZ BWAA BWAAA.
….yeah, that’s totally the way to respond to all the guys responding to you.
Hint: referring to men as women in a way implying that it’s an insult is to say womanhood is denigrating, which again says ‘gee, I hate women.’
Asshat.
Tom, did you even read your quotes I collected that pointed out your misogyny? Did you forget we can go back and see what you typed?
(which is to say nothing about the way you dismiss the cogent arguements of women, just to catch the heaping load of misogyny in rendering the men in the crowd as women)
No, Tom, you are a misogynist because you believe we have no other role or purpose in life than to be your servants and masturbation aides; and you are actually offended that any of us aspire to be anything else.
Also, your English still stinks. Where is that much-touted male brilliance and superiority we’ve heard so much about?
Did anyone here even use the words “strong” or “independent”? Perhaps he has confused us with a Beyonce song.
Tom you’re a missgynist because you hate women.
Feminism is ridicilious “look at me I can take care of myself IM SO STROOONNG”..imagine men crying like that. You are kids I tell you. KIDS.
It’s fair; I regularly confuse his writing with dubstep.
@Tom
we don’t have to imagine. You are crying like that. 😉
Men crying “look how strong I am”? Yeah. Who could imagine. Total bizzaro world.
Really? At least we don’t congratulate ourselves for the awesome feat of cooking our own meals and doing our own laundry, professing independence from our mommies. It’s always struck me as one of the most vivid expressions of male privilege when certain men brag about washing their own underpants and making their own sandwiches, and fully expect women to see them as progressive and enlightened for it.
A mysoginist hate ALL women, and you barly qualify as women. Feminists are not true woman, they waste all their life trying to be men and do what men do. And you can never get there BECAUSE U ARE NOT MEN 🙂 You have set urself up for epic fail in life.
Amused, you look like a typical feminist with your short hair and chubby face probably with a worhtless paperpushing jobs either in HR departments on communication.
Now you are probably on your second divorce and probably took half your former husbands money. Textbook feminist lifespan, worst thing is that you teach young women to follow your failed path in life.
“Feminism is ridicilious “look at me I can take care of myself IM SO STROOONNG”..imagine men crying like that. You are kids I tell you. KIDS.”
At that point I’m pretty sure Tom is delusional and is blaming us for what THE FEMINISTS said in the imaginary discussion he had in his head.
Also, saying you can take care of yourself is a proof that you’re childish? Is it just for women or men too?
I detect imminent meltdown. He’s devolved into baby talk and bad spelling; can a total freakout be far behind? 😀
What does grain have to do with it?
Joking aside, yeah, he doesn’t hate women, he just hates that class of beings that doesn’t even qualify! There’s so many of them!
But he refuses to acknowledge their humanity, so it’s not like it’s really misogyny, right?
…actually, that’s extra-horrifying misogyny, making it worse than we orginally said. Congrats on the double-down, Tom!
? never head a man bragging because he can cook or clean, only of course if he was an EXTRAORDINARY cook.like Ramsay..everyone can cook now, except woman.
funny thing is the best cooks are also men 🙂
Tom, you have already made it clear you hate women:
by insinuating women are not a rational people because an incredibly small portion of them write fanmail to serial killers. You have set yourself up for an epic fail. 😉
Citation needed, hun. =P I can do what tons of men can’t do. Tons of men can do things I can’t do. Because of skill overlap. There are lots of skills in the world, and most of them are not gendered.
Also: we’re all kids, but he wouldn’t mind fucking us. Ponder that for a while.