Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
Tom, stop pretending to not speak English, it’s fucking creepy.
No, seriously, you’re citing TV shows and claiming we’re the ones who are ignorant?
Im getting famous because of this thread. Soon all the women on the blog will have to throw themselves at me :):)
Lol. XD
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Seriously…
*this guy is cracking me up*
Dude, I watched the TV show*. It was sarcasm. I was saying that TV is not an exactly reliable source, especially when it’s a fictional show.
I’ll let you know that Michael Schofield isn’t real, too. It wasn’t a documentary. 😉
*cannot believe I have to defend my tv-show watchingness to a troll. =P
Im pretending I dont speak english ? How do you pretend to not speak english and speak it at the same time :?!?
“Tom, didn’t you say you were gonna flounce like fifteen comments ago? You men are so fickle.”
Yes I did, then came back 24 hours later. Thats a flounce whatever that is.
He’s getting famous because of this thread, guys. We’re playing right into his hands or something.
Oh man, I picked a bad troll to play with, coming back to the site. This guy’s too pathetic and confused to be funny.
“Yeah, he can’t really use not knowing English very well to justify his bigotry because his grammar and vocab are fine. It’s the ideas that are awful.”
I never said anything of the kind.
what were you bringing it up for, then? Someting about spelling?
All these trolls blur together, so you might have to remind me.
(ps, your ideas are still bigoted and awful)
I can express my opinion just as well as you can. Thats not trolling.
Yeah, you can exprss your opinion. That doesn’t make it any less of an awful opinion.
Thats a matter of opinion, and still not trolling. In that case you’re all trolls as well.
“1: Most men don’t get “lots” of attention from women, certainly not hundreds of women writing them fanmail.”
Yes they do. If they are famous. It seems to me that why they became famous is of lesser importance. Gonna take a break I dont want to spam this discussion.
I’m gonna start calling Tom Dane “Marmaduke” after the slobbering, ill-mannered and stupid dog in the comics. I don’t know why, but it seems right somehow…
Apparently, in Tom Dane’s world, “most men” are famous.
I can express my opinion just as well as you can
nope
Apparently, in Tom Dane’s world, “most men” are famous.
His mom thinks he’s famous… *pout*
@Amused “manifest stupidity.”
Fool, they talked bullshit about my language at first thats why I said english is not my native tounge. Your english is pretty good as expected but theres nothing there that is even the slightest difficult for me to understand and is not impressing anyone, esp when you’re missing all the points.
Dane: I can express my opinion just as well as you can. Thats not trolling.
I’ll grant you half of this statement, expressing an opinion isn’t trolling. I’m not going to stipulate you can express yourself as well as I do. I won’t even say you do it as well as Fade.
Tell ya what… you take a stab at expressing yourself in your native language (whatever that may be) and if any of us speaks it, we’ll see if that helps.
Otherwise, you are a shitty communicator; hiding behind a claim that Enlish isn’t your native tongue to hide an incredible infelicitous use of words, and a terrible set of actual ideas, which you choose not to defend.
In support of my claim (take notes, this is how it’s done), I offer this “rebuttal” from you.
“1: Most men don’t get “lots” of attention from women, certainly not hundreds of women writing them fanmail.”
Yes they do. If they are famous.
D’uh…! That was my argument. These, “serial” killers you are on about are getting the attention, not because women like serial killers, but because these serial killers are famous. Your “response” is to make a tautological agreement as if it were refutation.
QED, you can’t express yourself as well as I.
Tommy: @Amused “manifest stupidity.”
Fool, they talked bullshit about my language at first
No, they made fun of your spelling. It’s not that we care so much about spelling (nor even, actually, typing; people don’t get on me for being less than perfect at tapping the keys), so much as you said stupid shit and that was moar amusing then dealing with yet another set of, “women suck, men rool!” from the peanut gallery.
Forgive us, we get bored of the same schtick, at least put some new leaves in the pot when you want to have a brew-up; that would make it entertaining. But you haven’t the talent to do that; instead leaning on the same old shit; and dressing it up with “but I don’t speaks English so good”.
Since that’s been a mantra of the assholish sorts of late, it’s not getting the cushion it might in other fora. Sucks to be you.
If we say you’re trolling, you’re trolling. 🙂 😉 😀 =^.^=
Wait… did Tom just say “I don’t know what a flounce is, but I do know that what I just did was a flounce?”
And good bye underlings, you have but amused me for a while with your stubborn, yet foolish games, but for now I must leave you. I am needed elsewhere to address matters of much more urgent nature. But do not fear. I shall return..and once again..Tom Dane shall remain victorious !
LMAO !!!
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