Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
PEMRA, what is your favorite food, when you’re not dieting?
PEMRA
It sucks, all those mras are doing stuff to make you look bad, and it isn’t even you’re fault.
I AM MAKING SO MUCH PIZZA THIS WEEKEND
Okay, I’m making 4 crusts, 3 to freeze. That way, I can get creative with toppings on week nights later. I have a cast iron pizza pan, which makes excellent pizzas if you preheat it for at least 30 minutes before you put the dough on. So, this weekend will be ordinary veggie pepperoni and pepperoncini, and later, who knows? I might make a pizza with peanut sauce, or one with a salad on top. Or an Indian pizza! (Saag paneer pizza, yum.)
PERMA, if you don’t like pizza, go away and eat your favorite pizza-like thing. Quesadillas, maybe? Or grilled cheese? Anyway, go.
“your”
Hey, I’m having fun getting a glimpse of the life of these “white men” since we hear so little about them in mainstream culture, as they’re so universally reviled.
What kind of shorts, PEMRA? Bermudas? Not those shiny basketball-style shorts I hope — I hate those. Unless you’re actually a professional basketball player, don’t wear those.
@Pro-Equality MRA:
Good luck with that, and best wishes. It sounds like you’ve set a good goal to work towards there, for your own benefit. You might actually want to take up eating pizza, since it has a great taste and can be customized to be remarkably healthy. Enjoy!
@hellkell:
Actually, that one isn’t unknown to me either – the shorts season, where people wear shorts, because its warm. Although you are right, I think most people call it “Bikini time” now a days or “Beach season”.
@Thread:
I love pizza with pineapple, although I have never understood what’s very Hawian about it. It confuses me. Pineapple, black olives, turkey and cheese. Tomato, thin crust. Warmed until it it’s just a tiny, tiny bit black so it’s deliciously crunchy. And then I sometimes—brb, ordering pizza.
Nah, I still inquire about the wedding plans of Squeaker, the right wing Republican lawyer I know who is getting married in September.
You, on the other hand, I could give less than a fuck about because your name degrades the name of a beloved pet.
You’re right cloudiah, we never hear about white men and what they like and how they live. We need more!
Still catching up …
Aaliyah, wonderful news, congratulations! The more I read about this, the happier I am for you!
I love that 19 Things Northerners Miss. Did anyone here watch any Auf Wiedersehen, Pet series? My favourite’s the third, when they take the Middlesborough Transporter Bridge to the US.
Theda Bara, ophelia, thank you! Sir and I had a lovely anniversary (I hope to write it up today – ANZAC Day here, so I’m at home). That is, if I a) get through the comments and b) am not constantly interrupted by “pay attention to me this instant” Maddie.
Back to the age thing … only time I can remember feeling down about a birthday was when I turned 42, because I was older than Mr K ever got to be (this was before we were in contact or I had any notion that he was still alive).
I can’t add much to the pizza conversation ‘cept to say the pizza place in Yosemite Park does a suprisingly good pizza. Even if it does confuse the heck out of ’em when you ask for “tomahto” instead of “tomayto”. 🙂
Hey, if we’re frightening the
poor demonised white guy Pemra twit off, what about bra sizes? That usually works. I’ve gone up to a D cup! I has a happy!I think it’s cool when chefs toss pizza crust in the air. And here is a white man throwing pizza. He makes this look easy but I bet it’s actually hard.
I feel like an anthropologist who has uncovered a valuable informant.
“New Haven pizza is the very best. It’s called apizza…”
This is an entirely true statement.
Aaliyah — congrats!! And regarding HRT, on paper, he shouldn’t find out, because of medical privacy laws…effects wise, avoid him as much as possible? Claim you have to focus on studying?
How I found y’all? Um…from where…Feministe led me to Pervocracy and it’s in the sidebar over there, I think that was it.
@hellkell, I am 33. It’s harder to look good than it used to be, but I have to keep trying, don’t I?
@cloudiah, I guess I should have said “the swimsuit season”.
Fibi: I think most people just call it “summer” now. I expect next PEMRA will be giving us rules about wearing white after Labor Day.
It’s called Hawaiian pizza because HI used to be the main place to get pineapples from. Now it’s most Costa RIca and other Central American places.
“You’re right cloudiah, we never hear about white men and what they like and how they live. We need more!”
Well, you definitely hear a lot about how horrible people like me are, so I guess that’s true.
I’d love to, I don’t know, read a book or watch a movie about these hated white men, to learn about their secret lives. Too bad no such book will ever be published, nor such a movie filmed.
*Cries eagle tears for the white man*
PEMRA: no, straight white dudes can pretty much give the fuck up regardless of age, and they won’t get anywhere near the shit a woman will.
Well that’s a first, borking the strike html code! 😀
HEY PEMRA
MY HUSBAND’S A WHITE GUY
I LOVE HEARING ABOUT HIS LIFE
And in the interrupted broadcast, I have gone up to a D cup and am very pleased about it. Getting fatter has its benefits!
P-EMRA, what sort of hobbies do “white men” engage in? Fencing? Cartography? Hunting for wild
mammothsmushrooms? Synchronized swimming?PEMRA: yes, MRAs are horrible people. Next.
Plenty of men hit 33 or much older and are still considered handsome. Hell, Harrison Ford is like a million years old (I am cheerfully exaggerating) and still gets plenty of ladies swooning over him.
I used to work at a pizza place. Pizza’s great, and thin crust is best, especially cold.
Please be nice to pizza delivery people. They have to put up with a lot.
Also please don’t order pizza for delivery during thunder storms, especially if there’s a tornado watch. It’s not very nice, and you wouldn’t believe how often people do it.
THAT’S WHY? I… But that’s… But that’s… coherently and logical and simple and makes perfect sense and thank you. Thank you. I guess that solves that mystery.
It’s difficult to get information like that, since as a demonic entitiy unmoored by the laws of society and shunned by sunlight, I can’t just go outside and ask. :]
cloudiah: I thought their main hobbies were oppression, screwing people out of money, and fucking the economy, but that’s rich white guys. I have no IDEA what regular white guys do for kicks.
TELL US, PEMRA, TELL US. Go for it.
princessbonbon:
Paul Newman. Gregory Peck.
That is all.