Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
ACTUAL THING AN ACTUAL PERSON SAID.
@Pro-Equality MRA:
I know what you mean. Sometimes, I feel that way myself. Though it’s not solely due to the attitude of an entire society. It’s the sad fact that sunlight is anathema to my kind, and the sweet whisper of the night is what keeps me alive – being the creature of the lower depths that I am, with that damn inability to exist in direct sunlight and the gaze of humans (whose disbelief feels like a thousand jagged knives)…
I think we all feel that way at times. I am turning 34 this year and feel like I am in a total rut. The depression that never seems to fucking leave already is not helping.
I wish I had some kind of pithy advice that will solve everything but I do not. I do have internet cookies though if you want some.
Right, PEMRA: Pity the white man, he’s oh-so-oppressed. Fuck off.
Can we please go back to talking about pizza?
I have family in Chicago and visit there often, and honestly I find their pizza kind of meh. It’s way too greasy and I don’t think the crust is made of good bread (obviously wide generalization, I have also had divine pizza in Chicago…but as an overall thing I haven’t had great luck). Plus, no green chile, or if they have it then it’s less spicy than a friggin’ bell pepper!!!* Other spicy flavors just aren’t the same.
Deep-dish eggplant does sound amazing though. I love eggplant as a pizza topping.
*I’m a native New Mexican and we take our chile all kinds of serious. And also put it on literally everything. And I do mean literally—I eat toast with peanut butter and red chile for breakfast every morning, for example.
Viscaria: If it makes you feel any better, I’m 41 and still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up, except for internet misandrist harpy.
Sometimes I feel this way myself, though it’s not solely due to deep-dish pizza. It’s the attitude of an entire society- men, women, children- who hate thin crust pizza and people like me who love it.
AK: best Mexican food I ever had in my life was in Roswell, NM.
As far as pizza goes, I’m not a fan of deep dish. I like my crust thin and super crispy.
“ACTUAL THING AN ACTUAL PERSON SAID.”
In 2013, it’s the truth. I am the monster to this society. Sometimes I think, why am I participating? Then of course, I remember that there are good things in life too, friends and family who don’t judge me on the basis of sex and race. Still, it gets to you sometimes. I see where Minter is coming from (even though he’s a little weird in other ways).
I’m in my mid-40s, and still have problems thinking of myself as an adult. Also, I think being an internet misandrist harpy is a fine aspiration, and I worship at hellkell’s feet. 😀
Also also, New York-style pizza is acceptable if you can’t get to New Haven.
Sorry Cloudiah.
Um, I am a terrible person because I actually like Pizza Hut pizza but I once had this amazing pizza at a Greek restaurant that has sadly closed with the most amazing mozzarella ever
PEMRA, talk about pizza. What kind of pizza do monstrous, evil white men like?
@Aaliyah Like I said, don’t know you. You do you. And pizza. Just make sure there is plenty of pizza.
Even a kind of bad pizza can be good when you’re really in the mood for pizza. Except once I got a pizza and the dough was still raw — that thing was un-salvageable.
Thin-crust pizza is best pizza.
@princessbonbon:
Ugh, that is a suck fest. I’m sorry. Stupid depression.
@Hellkell:
That… sounds really awesome actually? Internet misandrist harpies 4 lyfe.
It depends on what kind of monstrous, evil white men they are.
If they’re subterran troglodytes, they prefer mozzarella and grease
If they’re beta-slubs, they prefer pineapple and leftovers
If they’re not male models, they like something with a thin crust and lots of beef
If they’re oppressed, controlled ghosts, they prefer light pizzas of the margherita kind – to run easier, when they need to.
That happened once when I went to Chicago with this very hyped pizza place. Someone was like “YOU HAVE TO GO TO THIS PLACE.” and I was “okay.”
And then it was half raw and the wait staff made us move after we had finally gotten to sit down after a 40 minute wait.
One of my favorite Youtube celebrities said that we should have all world meetings with only day old pizza since EVERYONE loves day old pizza. I thought he was onto something.
Thanks Viscaria. 🙂
Would monstrous white men ever eat a famous New Haven style clam apizza? (Yes, that’s a thing. I might try it while I’m there, but I’m kind of squeamish about shellfish.)
Every now and then, a Pizza Hut meat lover’s pan pizza is the answer.
PEMRA: what kind of pizza does the misunderstood white dude like to cry into?
I’m not a fan of pizza. Also, I’m on a diet at the moment, because I’m trying to look good for the shorts season. I’m getting older and want to take advantage of what youth I might still have. But these are all personal details, about my personal life, and one thing I’ve noticed is that no one cares about the personal lives of the evil white men.
Mr. HK is from Hawaii, and so called “Hawaiian” pizza sends him into fits just thinking about it. He says if it were truly Hawaiian pizza, it would have Spam and not pineapple on it.
The shorts season? What are you, 80?
PEMRA: we just don’t care about the lives of trolls like you, so sorry.