Today I’m feeling lazy, so I’m just going to pass along some thoughts from Mark Minter, a fellow best known, insofar as he is known, for leaving melodramatic manospherian manifestos – look, three “m’s” in a row! — in other people’s comments sections. I’ve written about him before — twice! — and he’s recently returned to his old habit of leaving his droppings in the comments here.
This little masterpiece of purplish prose, however, was left in the comments section of Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog (and brought to my attention by a commenter here), where he gets a much friendlier reception than he gets in these parts. His topic: Returning to the United States after spending time abroad. (I’ve cut out big chunks of his comments, as Minty is a tad long-winded.)
I have been back 3 years and I do not seek to engage America in any way. I stay home, on the internet. I shop in the middle of the night for food. When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently. I interact little with this society that I am no longer a part of. Some of that is age but a lot of is that I have killed my American self and I feel no affection for it, no loyalty to it, and I shall discard it forever, soon. The only connection is feel to it is you, you band of renegade rebels to whom I feel a kindred spirit.
We few, we happy few, we band of douchebags!
Despite the claims of feminists, America is the Matriarchy, the land owned and dominated by women and their mangina menservants, their guards, their infrastructure that so caters to them, their laws.
Yes, it’s true. Along with its mangina manservants — hi, everybody! — America has a Matriarchal Infrastructure. For example, this power plant, located just outside Dacron, Ohio, is devoted entirely to providing electricity for women’s Hitachi Magic Wands.
Anyway, back to Mark’s riveting ruminations:
You see it when upon landing in America. In other places, immigration is almost a “lip service”, a gang of sorts to get money from you when you arrive and when you leave. The security you must pass, when entering. is almost a joke compared to what you encounter when you arrive in America. And it is far greater when you leave, those airlines and airport security forces have a procedure that is not so much that the idea of the country you are leaving, but rather the dictates of America, and its women.
Clearly, only women want border security. If it were up to men, anyone could just waltz in no questions asked, carrying bombs, heroin, large snakes, strange insects, bootleg t.A.T.u. CDs, what have you.
And here you are not a man, but a functionary, a manservant, a slave to women. You see it when you arrive, you feel it, you know it, that stripping of your masculine dignity that begins the moment you leave the plane and enter an American terminal, that herding, that loss of the you that is you. And you see it as you come out on these clean, lit streets, this great giant boring shopping mall, all designed for women, all policed for women, all at the behest of women and those manginas that have bought in … .
Damn you, America and your good lighting! Fuck you and your infernal lack of litter!
It is more than merely cultural, more than social, it is even biological. This matriarchy has dominated even nature here, controlled every last aspect, even the dirt, even the germs, all of the animals, and certainly, all of the men.
It’s true. ALL OF THE ANIMALS. Even my cats are women. Spoiled, pampered women who expect everything handed to them on a silver platter!
Well, not so much a silver platter as little paper plates. Also, I make them poop in a box. But you get the idea.
If you stay, you will remain in angst, a slave to women.
When I close my eyes the image I see is elsewhere.
Weird. I see the completely unilluminated inside of my eyelids, which is not a terribly interesting view.
And when I die, the fact I got to live elsewhere for a time, will dwarf what I feel about here. It is the basis of my rants about marriage and this American life as a married man being insipid, stupid, and a waste of the life of man. Because it ties you to here, it chains you, it removes your option, your hope, that you might leave, and seals your fate as a slave.
So, I guess … don’t get married then? Problem solved!
I don’t think the women of Matriarchal America are going to miss out greatly from you removing yourself from the marriage market. So, seriously, go right ahead.
NOTE: There is no Dacron, Ohio.
Ah, poop buckets. He’s on to our feminist control-all-the-dirt conspiracy.
Hilarious post! I’ve been reading your blog for a while, but this is my first time commenting!
Quick question: I just joined WordPress, and I was wondering, does it have a large/significant MRA community? I ask because I started a feminist-slanted book review blog a few days ago, and I already seem to have a hate-follower.
The cat on the right has a Hitler mustache…
FEMICATZI!!!
You know, I spent most of my childhood and adolescence in countries where I was not a citizen (and not of the same race as most citizens), and I’ve spent a good chunk of my adult life as an ex-pat too, and yet somehow I never felt the urge to skulk around like a fugitive who’s involved in a terrorist cell. One does have to wonder if therapy might be more useful to Minty than interacting with other paranoid weirdos all the time.
“When I must be out in the day, I move quickly, efficiently.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Numpty thinks he’s some sort of ninja. Or Tom Cruise, maybe.
so merely a few hundred km’s south of me lies what would be a large, utopian feminist paradise but for the fact that mark minter is currently in it. America – when he leaves again, call me.
Does he mean the United States or some other country in America?
Edmonton has a ginormous shopping mall.
Yet another MRA idiot blames his terrible unhappiness on women as a way of avoiding having to deal with it productively. Film at eleven.
Yes, all the lipservice immigration everywhere else… oh right, I forgot, Canada is overrun with feminists and their mangina servitors! This must be why it’s taking me so long to get my paperwork processed and why I’ve been turned back at the border before and I get questioned every time I fly in. It’s all becoming clear! It is the terrible work of Teh Matriarchy!!!!1!!11!
Also hello I guess? I don’t think I’ve commented before, but I follow via RSS and read ALL THE THINGS <3
You know… it’s weird how things like cleanliness, or security get coded female by this guy… so weird.
Where are my manservants? And why aren’t the birds doing as I say?
Alas! For I am but a sorry excuse for a woman.
Also, I just realized that Disney’s Snow White is the matriarchy, as our little boobilla would describe it.
I’m sure he’d much prefer to wrangle his shopping bags into the car in total darkness when he goes on his midnight shopping trips.
STREETLIGHTS ARE SLAVERY
I find midnight shopping unsatisfactory because so many places are closed.
Except for the women-only stores, which I know about because the hivemind told me.
Cats eye lights on the freeway? The ultimate misandry, because not only is it nanny state womanly concern about security being imposed on the manly men, but also cats.
@Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III, that deserves an Oscar Wilde quote, now, I’m trying for block quotes, but I’m new at this, so be kind.
Fingers crossed.
@Kittehserf, book ordered, thank you 🙂
Great quote (and blockquote)!
Yay, did you order the Moote book?
I wrote a fan letter to him back in the day. He even answered! 🙂
I keep expecting the cats in the picture to start snapping their fingers.
There is a very West Side Story vibe going on in that image.
When you’re a Cat,
You’re a Cat all the way
From your first kibble pack
To your last dyin’ day.
Kittehserf, yup, that’s the one, although delivery might take a while. Closest I got to anyone famous was a PM from somegreybloke on youtube, my British politeness meant I had to reply, then I felt like a stalker, wow Internet etiquette is hard:)
Well played. Then I guess the Sharks would be a gang of dogs?
The Sharks.
opheliamonarch, I just had the horrid feeling that if any historians of Louis’s reign talk to each other, they might have said “Did that woman email you too … ?” 😀
katz, could be, or maybe another mob of kitties? Sort of like the war between the cat realms in the Kingdom of Carbonel.
Or, if they haven’t the numbers, maybe these kitties will play the Sharks as well, a la Hamish MacBeth.