Sometimes my job here is too easy. Usually I have to leave the confines of my own blog to find examples of misogyny to share on the blog. Today, the misogyny came right to me, in the form of a cartoon-villain-esque monologue deposited directly into the comments here by a proud woman-hater named Mark Minter.
Oh, but don’t call him a misogynist. Because Mr. Minter has declared war not only on women (and on me) but on language itself. Rejecting the dictionary definition of “misogynist” as “one who hates women,” Minter declares himself to be a “woman hater” but somehow not a misogynist. I don’t get it either. Here’s his, er, argument:
Manboob,
You throw this misogynist term around like it is an insult. But you know me, who I am, what I write. And I honestly believe I am not a misogynist.
I am a Woman Hater. There is a world of difference.
Misogynist is a clever little Femcentric term that women created to hurl at men or society whenever men or society don’t fall to their knees for the little dears. Sort of like Racist, something that the thinking man, the educated men would never wished to be levied at him.
But I’m woman hater. And it came from a long, long time of seeing, watching, and being with women, and knowing the creepy, greedy, scummy, black hearted little bitches that they are. You can’t hurl that “you just get didn’t get any” thing women that like to toss at men’s bloggers, because I did and I know them to their fucking core, literally and figuratively. My number dwarfs the number of the average man.
A woman hater knows women, to their core, to their little black hearted center, and hates them as they are for who and what they are. I could less if the little dears get all the institutional things they want. Heck I want them to have it and create their little world that they are over there with them, and men are over here.
Hurl your epithets at me, your misogynist accusations and I don’t care other than, in a correct verbal sense, you are using the wrong term. Its a little insulting from that standpoint, but I find it fitting that you can’t tell a misogynist from woman hater. You defend them because you don’t know them.
See, being a woman hater is a sign of good sense, a realistic appreciation of the world, the way things are, and especially the way women are.
PS, I’m here because my name showed up with you bashing me over something and I wish you would do it more. It really gives me better cred with the fellows. Fuck, we’re even good for each other. I give you shit to write about so you can play your beta/omega game, “Look I stood for you against those bad bad men. Please don’t reject me.” and your slamming me gives me more cred in the ‘Sphere.
Toddles Manboob
Mark Minter
So there you have it.
Also, Mark, I believe you mean “toodles,” not “toddles.” “Toodles” is a shortening of “Toodle loo,” a slang term meaning “goodbye.” “Toddle,” by contrast, means “to walk with short, unsteady steps” or “to walk leisurely; stroll.”
Also, my name isn’t “Manboob.” “Man Boobz” is the name of the blog, and my term for dear fellows like yourself, who are men and also boobs. That is, “foolish or stupid” people. I’m David.
Toddles!
EDIT: In case you had forgotten who Minter was (I had), he wrote the little manifesto I wrote about here. You know, the one about how Obama’s reelection was going to lead to some sort of dystopian matriarchy. Pretty standard Manosphere moonbattery.
I was gonna say, sweet, you can totally stream Nightmare Before Christmas on Netflix, TomBcat, but odds are you’re in Europe and I don’t know if the streaming rights go outside of the States.
🙁
I think we can use Netflix, and I think we have our own version of that, but I actually got it here on DVD! Whelp, there are just these scenes I forget as soon as I saw them, mixed with the hope that there might be an awesome movie I haven’t seen yet…
In case anyone wants to see exactly what Falconer set off previously.
Wow, nope, we can’t use Netflix!
I’m Surprised.
We have our own sites for that, but I never use them because I hear either the selection is laughable or they have dubbed versions only and I hate that. (I don’t know about you, but I suspect we have about 20 dubbing actors who do all the work and for everything non Hollywood/Other Than English they just pull random people off the street).
I’m just posting this because it’s adorable, and I like to kerplunk all my random adorable internet finds here.
~cloudiSPAM
cloudiah, I didn’t know how much I wanted to see that until I saw it.
Nevermind, we just have our own Netlif, it’s just the .com that won’t work.
“My number dwarfs the number of the average man.” Does this really mean that he’s having lotsnlots of sex with something he hates? If so, that’s really stupid.
Somewhat ironically, I told mah kitteh this morning that he is so soft I want to turn him into a pillow when he dies.
Soooooooo sooooooooooft.
I think he’s just upset that the term misogynist is sometimes used as an insult. He wants to be able to call himself a woman-hater without people assuming that he’s evil or stupid, and he thinks that changing the name will change the reputation of woman-hatred. It goes like this: 1. Change the word for woman-hatred from “misogyny” to something else. 2. ??????? 3. Profit!
“You can’t hurl that “you just get didn’t get any” thing women that like to toss at men’s bloggers, because I did and I know them to their fucking core, literally and figuratively. My number dwarfs the number of the average man.”
HA! You keep tellin’ yourself that, hun.
That article about he wrote about the sexual revolution leading to the obesity epidemic… Can someone explain to me what the cabbage I just read?
I’m still trying to figure out how “I’ve fucked lots of women” is supposed to translate to “therefore I know everything about them”. Fucking isn’t a form of telepathy – it doesn’t allow you to read the other person’s mind. Also, if people have souls, a woman’s doesn’t live in her vagina.
Have I been storing it in the wrong place this whole time?
It’s funny how his misogyny leaks out in everything he writes. You know all about women because you fucked a few of them? Um, dude, just because you think the T&A is the only part of a woman that matters…
Things that make more sense than Mark Minter: flying lawnmowers.
And that’s real.
Of course, it’s possible that Minty’s brain lives in his dick.
augochlorella, I can totally see my BiL being taken off by a flying lawnmower. This is the man who hit forward instead of reverse on his ride-on and wiped himself off A over T on a low branch. (My sister’s reaction: Why do you do these stupid things when I’m not there with a video camera?)
*googles ride-on*
Sounds like your BiL lives a life of adventure. I’m inferring that he wasn’t seriously hurt though, so that’s good.
LOL he does, he does. I don’t think he hurt himself at all, other than a few bruises. It’s the sort of thing he and my sister do quite often.
They also moved back to Queensland this year and arrived in Gympie the day the floods hit. Timing, they haz it.
Oh, also this was one of the first google results for “ride-on”. I’m assuming he wasn’t riding this?
“A over T”
Ass over Teakettle?
::dies::
He’d have been safer if he had! I can just see him on that, too.
I would also like to say that the Udder Fondler General songs are perfect and Falconer should get a medal. Or cupcakes, or Scented Fucking Candles, or something.
Arse over Tit, preferably said in a northern English accent for best effect. 🙂
Some peeps I know think that they get to redefine certain words by invoking critical theory. Like “minority” for example. They called black South Africans a minority under apartheid despite being more than 50% of the population…..Or the equivocation of “sexism” with “misogyny”.
@Deoridhe
…you get me…
Soft little slipper bunny…
@Cassandra
Moreover, by that logic, dogs understand the human leg better than any doctor ever could.