This completely reasonable and not-at-all hysterical cartoon apparently ran on a site called bastardsbible.com, which alas has gone the way of the dodo. I’m not sure if that was the original source. (I don’t think so; the hanged man’s hairstyle looks pretty 197os or 80s to me.) I’m also not sure why the members of “Today’s Lace Curtain Dominated Media” are wearing boxes on their heads. Or carrying what appears to be foliage. Or why the whole thing seems to be taking place on The Little Prince’s tiny planet.
Actually, based on this one, I think we may have found Slavey’s true identity.
http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/05/13/paging-dr-danzig/
All that’s missing is the flouride, but I’m sure he’ll get to that later.
Gawd, what a moron.
My BiL would be most surprised to learn he died years ago from having chemo.
OT: watched Roman Holiday for the first time in years tonight. Love that film, but I always cry at the end!
It gets better – he believes in the Illuminati too!
http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/07/28/just-when-you-thought-that-glenn-danzig-couldnt-get-any-crazier/
Seriously, he and Slavey should become friends. It would be a first for both of them.
(I’m hoping that if failtroll follows the links he might finally grasp the concept of humor being a bit more complicated than “boy those Scandinavians sure do eat a lot of fish, huh?)
I’m not even bothering with failtrolls 1 and 2 on this thread. Boooring.
But wouldn’t Slavey think metal music is the work of the devil? Get those two together and his head might explode.
… hmmm …
I’m sure that Glen could recommend some nice herbs to help with that.
😀
I now have an image of that exploding head scene from Scanners and someone in the audience yelling “You should see a nutritionist about that!”
“There are bits of my brain all over the wall”
“Hmm, have you tried acai? It’s full of antioxidants.”
@Kitteh’s re: Frank Zappa and a yeti..
I don’t know if you saw that anti-hunting letter in the Herald the other day by the Jedi who likes to dress up like a yeti in National parks, but I was very annoyed he didn’t use the local term “yowie” for mythical hairy hominids. Call me parochial.
A yeti/yowie-clad Jedi?
Cor.
I don’t read the Herald, so no, didn’t see the letter. Sounds like a doozy. 🙂
@ Kitteh’s This was the letter page. Great anti-hunting letter
http://www.smh.com.au/national/letters/you-cant-come-the-raw-prawn-with-us-20130328-2gxa9.html
Great letter indeed! I despise recreational hunters in this country, I really do. Rednecks indeed.
Well, it’s almost midnight and my eyes are like the Great Sandy Desert after a couple of hours working on a new pic of Sir, so I think it’s time to head to bed. Niters, all!
It’s weird a hobby so sadistic is acceptable. “I like killing animals with a gun on my days off.”
The gaping vaginal hole in the background must have some hidden meaning.
@cloudiah @Deoridhe
Aebleskiver is amazing. It’s like somebody went “No donut holes from making jelly donuts? Well, screw that!” But in Danish.
Deoridhe, are you in SoCal too? This is getting too good–we ought to have a Manboobz Solvang day! But not next weekend, because…I’m already going, With my sister, our friend, and her two-year-old. We try to get up there a few times a year. Last trip was in December, for the Julefest parade.
@clairedammit
I hope you’re recovering fine from your surgery. And kittehs’, good luck with your bad knee.
He does? I’m so ashamed* to say I haven’t seen much of his comments XD
*not really.
A gaping asshole such as yourself should be able to figure it out.
@Pecunium: Ah, surströmming, which literally means “sour herring”. Oh, the stench when people eat this – the STENCH. Once some kids opened a can of surströmming in our school for a joke, and the entire school stank for days. I’m not kidding you.
Obviously I can’t be asked to eat this shit since I’m vegan. However, last year our morning paper helpfully suggested a veggie-friendly alternative to serve at surströmming parties: There’s this Japanese dish made of soybeans that have sort of been rotting into a slimy and stinking texture. It can be bought at a couple of specialised Japanese stores down town. So far I haven’t been in the situation where someone goes “and we’re all having surströmming, but since you’re vegan, I bought this stinky slimy Japanese soy bean stuff for you instead!”, but I dread the day.
Oh, Marie, are you in for a treat!
Shaenon Garrity put together NWO’s Big Book of Learnin’, which summarizes his bizarre claims about the world.
Go, read, laugh.
@ Dvärghundspossen
You’re thinking of natto. The texture is…odd.
@falconer
I think I’ve read parts of it before, but now to see the whole thing! *cackles evilly*
I just took at look the Big Book Of Learnin’ and have just one question: How can one human brain contain so much wrongness about everything?