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Men’s Rights Redditor: “Women are like parasites.”

Some epic we-hunted-the-mammoth ranting from the Men’s Rights subreddit.

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I should note — before some angry MRA does — that the thread I found this in is devoted to an outrageously hateful and over-the-top “kill all men” rant someone posted as a comment on Pharyngula. Naturally, no one there agrees with “Etienne,” nor do I. Indeed, I don’t allow those kinds of comments here, but the plain fact is that I never, as in literally not once that I can remember, get comments like that from feminists. I do get plenty of violent comments from MRAs, though; in the past week alone I’ve censored comments from people who gave themselves the usernames rapeabitch, RapeMan, and Woman Beater.

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@TomBCat

Throw in a wire mesh and you got yourself a kiddie oven. 😛

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Historophilia, Mr K is offering a choice of his pies – the meat-I-think-is-vaguely-like-venison-without-being-gamy in flaky pastry, or loganberry in flaky pastry, or apple in flaky pastry (I recommend all of ’em).

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Oh and in my post of 6.39 pm I should make it clear that I am not talking about Mr Kitteh!

I just caught up with that, and no, neither of us thought you were! 😀

Ermahgerd, I’m gonna have to write a blog post soon. Just had a memory from Home and it’d be waaaaaay too much oversharing here! 😉

Shiraz
Shiraz
7 years ago

Oh, Buttman, are you pitching a movie idea about a dystopic future?:

“I doubt that post was from a modern feminist. Feminists don’t want to kill all men. They want to enslave all men and have them do the menial jobs while the ladies run around and party. They much prefer the second class citizenry that MEN have been reduced to.”

You silly goose. Where is this happening? Did you see a chick with a CEO job then decide she must have male slaves working away at her, um, palace? Do you, in fact, ever go outside, where you might see a maid, a woman grocery store clerk, women picking crops? Did you witness some kind of ammendment petition to enslave all men on C-Span or something? Explain, in great detail how you are a second class citizen (you’re a white guy, right?). I wanna hear your personal examples, but reframe from all the “Whah! I can’t fuck a lot of women who look like the models in my porn collection! Whaaaaah!” Because that shit doesn’t make you a second-class citizen.
So, go on.

Clifford
Clifford
7 years ago

I agree with Buttman, that Etienne post can’t be taken as representing feminists. Even MRAs can admit that’s out of the mainstream.

cloudiah
7 years ago

I wish I could bake, but I can offer you some sleeping, twitching (barely) puppies!

Fade
Fade
7 years ago

@Cloudiah

*dies from cuteness*

Marie
7 years ago

I love all you guys, as soon as a clever boffin invents a way to send baked goods via the internet their will be goodies winging their way to all of you.

Specialties include Lemon Drizzle Cake, Double Chocolate Cake, Lactose-Free Flapjacks and Oatmeal and Raisin Cookies.

If only there was a way to do this. It would be such a better spreading of the baked goods, as opposed to none for two months and then two double layer cakes for a week. (what happens here XD)

I’d like oatmeal and raisin cookies! those sound yummy.

@cloudiah

D’awwww….puppies! So cute.

cloudiah
7 years ago

What’s funny about Das Butt’s fantasy is that the AVFM-endorsed site Artistry Against Misandry — the inspiration for my blog — is the site that had GOR porn about women working as sex slaves for dudes. Either way, it seems MRAs are having lots of wank fantasies about these dystopian gender wars in the future. Which is fine, dudes, but you know, ask before including other people in them, okay?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

historophilia’s gonna have to bake lots and LOTS of the oatmeal/raisin cookies! 😀

TomBcat
TomBcat
7 years ago

It’s almost 2 here, I’m going to sleep with a goodbye to all the nice, intelligent people here who gave me a warm welcome; compliment their digital living room in the hopes of being welcome again, and also thanks to Buttman and such for this evenings entertainment(since it was free, I won’t complain)!

Marie
7 years ago

@tomBcat

G’night 😀

Myoo
Myoo
7 years ago

@Historophilia
Sorry that happened to you, have a funny video to cheer you up:

pillow in hell
pillow in hell
7 years ago

These guys really don’t think much of themselves do they?

And for doodz that post that kinda shit, the best protection you could possibly offer me is TO LEAVE. More often than not, doodz who think like this are the very assholes trying to victimize women. And it starts with the “bitches aint allowed to do shit which proves they can’t do shit which means you aint worth shit”.

Trust me, I’ll happily take my chances in a woman hating dude free world.

Shiraz
Shiraz
7 years ago

Cassandra said:
“Back to “you need us to defend you from us” again. That’s not a relationship, it’s a protection racket.”

Exactly. In their version of a perfect world they want us to be grateful, very very grateful. That way, we’ll think twice about leaving them for mundane reasons. Because otherwise, we could die on our own (fighting hordes of zombies) or whatever horrible weirdness they wank about.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Niters, TomBcat! 🙂

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

Oh man, guys, I’m so excited! I have a story up for sale for the first time ever! @_@ It’s about tourists in fairyland. I hope someone buys it because that’d be SO AWESOME! 😀

This helps me feel better after reading the douchery of this guy. It’s like they’ve never heard of historical women who made big impacts on the world. Ada Lovelace. Marie Curie. Emma Goldman. Maya Angelou. Cleopatra! Come on, guys, let’s counter with awesome examples of women who gave positive impacts on civilization!

tteclod
7 years ago
Reply to  Shiraz

The worst thing anybody – regardless of gender – can do is construction work, unless one also counts cannon fodder.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

Go look up the murder rates for sex workers, and then the rates of death by accident for people who work on fishing trawlers in Alaska, and then come back and apologize.

Marie
7 years ago

@LBT

Yay! congrats on that 😀 Where is it being sold? (unless you’d rather not say). I’m just curious and may check it out.

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Buttman really brings nothing to the table, doesn’t he?

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

LBT, congrats!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

Wall of Blah, random caps edition.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Marie

On my LJ! http://baaing-tree.livejournal.com/499996.html I’m so excited. (Also, if anyone wants to join the writeathon and prompt me to write for you, please do! I fixed it so anon comments are on, and the theme this go is ‘the Other’!)

Also, regarding the jobs… I’ve worked a few menial jobs over the years. Milked cows, gardening work, customer service, food service, cleaning… obviously I haven’t done any construction or mining or anything, but I have to say, given the choice, I’d take cleaning or manual labor over food service any day of the week. Far as I’m concerned, I’ve DONE my time in fast food. Spending hours hauling up weeds and digging holes and scrubbing toilets and getting shat on by livestock is preferable. At least the cows, dirt, and shit don’t expect me to SMILE.

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LBT, high fives, that’s great news!

Florence Nightingale

Caroline Chisholm

Rosa Parks

Harper Lee

Mary Wollstonecraft

Mary Seacole

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Kittehs

I’m shamed that I forgot Rosa Parks.

Miriam Makeba!

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
7 years ago

@Historophilia: Yikes. Also, ugh. And many hugs and other comforts.

Random fact about Surya Bonaly: because she landed her backflips on one foot, they were technically legal jumps and had to be scored accordingly. The ISU telegraphed its disapproval of this workaround by making them entirely illegal in competition, so now the back flip is the only jump that has no base score.

/ skating geekery

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Historiphilia — echoing the chorus of people sorry that happened to you, but he should try that to a cactus, he’d get his just desserts that way!

Marie
7 years ago

@LBT

thanks for the link 😀 I’ve bookmarked it to check out in future reference.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Marie

Sure; Xenothon’s open all week until the month closes out!

RE: Historiphilia

Ugh, that does suck. I’m really sorry it happened to you. I HATE it when people come up behind me and touch me, and getting groped would be horrible!

Fade
Fade
7 years ago

Random fact about Surya Bonaly: because she landed her backflips on one foot, they were technically legal jumps and had to be scored accordingly. The ISU telegraphed its disapproval of this workaround by making them entirely illegal in competition, so now the back flip is the only jump that has no base score.

People didn’t want to count her backflips as legal? Why?

/skating ignorant. XD

BtOC
BtOC
7 years ago

I just want to know where these guys find time to post these long screeds.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Clifford — “I agree with Buttman, that Etienne post can’t be taken as representing feminists. Even MRAs can admit that’s out of the mainstream.”

Lol, no need to agree with Das Butt to say that that rant was so far over the line it isn’t remotely funny (guys, David’s summary doesn’t do that piece of hatred justice, go skim it)

Seriously, that shit does not represent any feminists I know! As for Das Butt, I guess even a stopped clock on a Wall of Boredom is right twice a day…more lik a month with him though…

Shadow
Shadow
7 years ago

Is it just me or is that Etienne rant familiar to anyone else? I swear I read it a couple of years ago somewhere.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
7 years ago

Yeah, and if they had to do the sort of work health care assistants and carers for the elderly have to do they’d be running screaming for the hills.

YES. I’ve been doing things like wipe poop off of elderly balls for the last 6 months (part time only, thank the FSM.) And it was mostly balls. But the fact that the residents in the very nice home were 80% male and the workers were 100% female was probably somehow MISANDRY.

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Bagelsan

*shudder* I could never do that kind of healthcare work. I mean, it’s not even being shat on that bothers me (cows cured that), but I don’t like touching people or being touched by them. Having to do that kind of work would give me the screaming meemies. Like, sure I can push past it for handshakes and the occasional surprise!hug (please don’t do that), but having to do it all the time for work…

*shudder* You have my admiration.

drst
drst
7 years ago

I’m appalled at the number of you who would contaminate cookies with raisins, I really am.

@Historophilia – I’m so sorry that happened to you. Sadly you’re not alone.

@LBT – woot!

On the OP I’d like to see an explanation about how men, especially MRAs, are the glue that holds things together when many of them can’t be arsed to do things like laundry or cooking. Not to mention the dull, bureaucratic tasks that make up daily life in the industrialized world, you know, the kind of work frequently done by women. Society is not held together by grand gestures, but by constant small efforts.

drst
drst
7 years ago

*sigh* That was supposed to say:

@Historophilia – I’m so sorry that happened to you. Sadly you’re not alone. I hope you never have to deal with something like that again. Nobody should.

Marie
7 years ago

@dsrt

bu…bu…raisin cookies? *initiate puppy dog eyes* What about cranberries? I’ve had cranberry cookies and they are sooo good.

scrapemind
7 years ago

I thought I recognized Etienne Dufour’s comment on Pharyngula. It’s actually copy-pasted from a 2010 post on the radical feminist blog Eve Bit First.

A sample:

But women are raped every day and we don’t go on murdering sprees. We don’t hunt men down and torture them to death. Little girls aren’t known for picking the wings off flies or frying ants to death on the sidewalk. Women in war zones are raped en masse and then cry for peace, and I’m expected to swallow your sob story about having a troubled childhood because you never knew your father and that’s why you and your friends drugged and gang-raped a sixteen year old girl.

Of course no one agrees with that on Pharyngula or Man Boobz, which are spaces extremely hostile to biological determinism.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
7 years ago

@LBT: I’m starting a Master’s in Nursing this summer partly because I really don’t like wiping butts all day. At least with a health degree it’ll be optional. ^^;

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
7 years ago

@Marie: Have you had craisin/white chocolate chip cookies? They are weirdly delicious.

Marie
7 years ago

@bagelsan

No, I haven’t! What is craisin?

LBT
LBT
7 years ago

RE: Marie

Think raisins, only with cranberries instead of grapes. Pretty good, actually.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
7 years ago

A craisin is just a dried cranberry, like a play on “raisin.” But if you stick some into an oatmeal cookie with white chocolate chips it’s really good. ^^

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Is scrapemind saying we disagree that all men should die because we disagree with biological determinism? I mean, we do disagree with both, but wah?

(Is he like that kid that’ll go away if ignored? Should I just ignore him?)

Marie
7 years ago

Oh, that makes sense XD I actually do think I’ve had some, in that case, because I have had cookies with cranberries and white chocolate in them. They were so yummy. I should find a recipe.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

Wants attention, best to ignore.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Kk, shall engage ignore mode, not like we haven’t got a more interesting piñata!

neuroticbeagle
neuroticbeagle
7 years ago

“I just want to know where these guys find time to post these long screeds.”

I know. Aren’t these guys supposed to be keeping civilization together, which I would assume would take up most of their time? Or is this how they keep civilization going? If so, then fuck civilization-I don’t want it, thanks.