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Mea Culpa: It turns out that women really DO hate short men

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I didn’t realize it, but as these panels from a Doll Man comic book make clear, women really don’t like short men. Or at least really, really, really short men.

I would like to apologize to Doll Man, and, indeed, all Doll Men, for being insensitive to their tiny little plight.

(Now back to reading the 900+ comments in that PUAhate thread.)

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thenatfantastic
thenatfantastic
7 years ago

For some reason that reminded me of when I used to work in a pub and because I am so small lots of men would get it into their heads to pick me up, literally pick me up like an infant, without asking me to show off to their mates.

I am glad I work from home on my own now.

thenatfantastic
thenatfantastic
7 years ago

(I’m not saying that your brother would be that kind of person, it’s just the last time anyone dared try it to me)

Marie
Marie
7 years ago

@thenatfantastic

I wouldn’t worry too much about your sister getting taller than you (not that I think you are). My little brother used to be shorter than me, but now I’m 5’3″ and he’s about 5’11” I think. I still call him my little brother, to his endless annoyance 😉

literally pick me up like an infant, without asking me to show off to their mates.

I am glad I work from home on my own now.

oh ew 🙁 sorry you had to meet those people.

on the topic of picking people up, I can still pick up my brother (he hasn’t tried me yet) though it does hurt more now 😉 we’re similar weights (he’s slightly more) despite the huge size difference. I guess that’s what happens when short stocky girls grow up w/ tall gangly boys 😛 We look like opposites.

Jessay (@jessay)
7 years ago

I think the only hats I will accept in a man I’m dating are beanies and those army hats hardcore guys used to wear wear

http://www.doubleleafcap.com/Blank-Cotton-Army-Hat-Black_212.html

fedoras are just deal breakers.

And I’ve crushed on/dated some shorter guys. I have no problem with it, it just looks odd to other people.

@kitteh how’d the hemp oil feel?

(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
(((VioletBeauregarde))): Social Justice Necromancer
4 years ago

I dislike short men, but only if they also have orange skin, green hair and silly brown-and-white overall suits…and are prone to singing preachy songs

@thenatfantastic: I’m sorry you had to deal with that.