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How to Hate and Envy Every Single Person in the World, PUAhate edition

Some guys get all the chicks
Some guys get all the chicks

The regulars at PUAhate.com – we’ve met them before — are a strange and bitter bunch. Most seem to be self-loathing so-called “incels” who blame their lack of romantic and sexual success on their average or below-average looks. Rejecting the basic premise of the pickup artist crowd – that average guys can transform themselves into suave lotharios by mastering manipulative pickup formulas – the PUAhate regulars tend to be true believers in what they somewhat pretentiously call “looks theory,” the odd and obviously untrue notion that women only date men with “male model” looks.

As one PUAhater put it recently:

PUA makes you think that all your problems are because of your personality/behaviour – i.e. things you can control. So when you keep failing, it means that YOU are fucking up and doing things wrong

the reality is that many of us just lost the genetic lottery. we are ugly, the wrong race, the wrong height etc, and that fucked us up. there is NOTHING we can do about it

So, naturally, the PUAhaters spend a lot of their time jealous of tall, good-looking men for their supposed monopoly on the women of the world — whom they also hate.

But the strange thing is that the PUAhaters pretty much hate everyone else as well. They get angry when guys they consider ugly score “hot chicks.” They get angry when guys who are good-looking but not male models get attention from “really hot girls.” And so on, and so on, and so on.

Indeed, many of the regulars seem to walk around in a perpetual state of rage, angry at each and every man who’s managed to pair up with a woman, not to mention the women as well.

One regular recently described his “day from hell” to his comrades:

To start the day I saw a couple where it was an average White guy with an OBESE Asian girl. They were walking around acting like they were trying to prove shit. LMAO. I wanted to kick the guy in the fucking nuts for dating that landwhale. If you’re going to use the racial advantage, at least date a girl who is under 300lbs. Later I go to the gym and see the same tall guys I usually do. Even if I had a good face, how the fuck do you compete with guys who are fucking 6’4”?

Then at the gym there’s this good looking White guy there talking to this Asian dude about how Asian girls are easy and how they approach him. To make things worse after that these fucking frat douchebags come in with their girlfriends to show off . Then to cap off the day a girl I used to know from freshman year walks right past me without even saying anything. I used to fucking live next door to this bitch and now she doesn’t even say anything and acts like a pretentious cunt. She’s an Indian girl dating a White dude lmao. Days like today make you wonder why you even still try in the first place.

Of course, as I’ve mentioned before, most of those posting on PUAhate don’t actually seem to be ugly by anyone’s standards but their own, at least judging from the pictures of themselves they sometimes post to the site, which reveal them to be mostly average-looking guys, with some of the regulars even quite conventionally handsome.

But evidently they would rather believe that they have “lost the genetic lottery” rather than face a more obvious explanation for why the girls don’t like them: because they’re shallow, self-obsessed assholes who hate themselves and hate women and radiate their bitterness from every pore. (And some are even creepier than this, like this pedophile – sorry, ephebophile – who’s angry at me personally because unlike him I don’t chase after 15-year-olds. Link NSFW.)

The PUAhaters often talk about getting surgeries to “correct” their supposed genetic flaws. They would do far better to spend that money on therapy.

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pseudo_star_17
pseudo_star_17
11 years ago

Having access to professional hair stylists and make-up artists. Who use specialized products (especially for HD films). And do hair/make-up touch-ups between every take (which could be super short: throw one good punch, if they need a new angle, retouch, shoot again). Costumes designed specifically to evoke a certain look (muscled, thin, etc.). Stunt doubles for some physical scenes. Highly trained EXPENSIVE trainers, nutritionists, dermatologists and the money to pay for treatment.

Nope. Nothing “unrealistic” about those Hollywood standards at all.

Looksy, I will concede that most “unrealistic standards” are a result of print media with their extreme photoshopping and editing. But Hollywood can afford some nifty tools too.

And good job ignoring the actual POINT of me bringing up women in Hollywood: care to give your list of leading women who are not conventionally attractive? We’ve given ours, and about 2 minutes on imdb will give us oodles more examples.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Live as a man for one month, you’d kill yourself by week 2.

Would we live as ghosts the next two weeks? Awesome.

MKlein
MKlein
11 years ago

@Bagelsan – I have to admit I find Megan Fox hot, too.

And idk if Darth Vader gets all the ladies, but he gets me, ever since I hit puberty basically. He was my first crush.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Here’s for you incel whiners:

Falconer
11 years ago

according to cracked.com, where I pulled the picture from, Darth vader had cheekbones sculpted into his mask.

Yep.

MKlein
MKlein
11 years ago

@starskita – yep, that other guy is Grand Moff Tarkin.

melody
melody
11 years ago

Looks law just accused me of having a slutty past.
Wow….Really? How lame are you?
The fact that my sex life isn’t your business doesn’t make me or anyone else a slut.

We still aren’t therapists. It isn’t our job to make you feel better about yourself. It isn’t our job to listen to you call us names and accuse of things you can’t possibly know about us.

I really don’t think being a man would result in me killing myself. After the behavior I have seen my brother get away with because he is a guy…………

Looks_Law
Looks_Law
11 years ago

Notice that not one of the women on Fauxtrelles site have posted their longest dry spell.

Sloots gonna sloot.

The female privilege is strong in this C-section.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

1) Our sex lives are none of your
business.

^^^

Code for a slutty past.

Maybe if you didn’t call women sluts, your problems would be solved.

leftwingfox
11 years ago

STRONG MANDIBLED

He’s not looking for a man, he’s looking for a mantis.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Looky-loo: Female privilege is not a thing. NEXT!

Falconer
11 years ago

Live as a man for one month

Burp and scratch and leave your socks on the floor!

Take up a seat and a half on the bus because you can’t sit with your thighs at less than a 45 degree angle!

Bullshit about sports and live in deathly fear that your buds will suddenly spring up and shout “Ah HA! You don’t know the rules to baseball!” and then it gets all Children of the Corn.

ignotussomnium
ignotussomnium
11 years ago

Oh my god did you actually say ride the carousel. And calling jawbones mandibles. And ~no one understands~

Where the hell did I put my popcorn

melody
melody
11 years ago

Looks Law also can’t read.
Several folks did answer.
And several women told you to STFU.
Do you walk up to women in the mall and ask them when the last time they had sex was? Cause that will get security called on you. If it isn’t okay irl why is it okay online?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Live as a man for one month

So I can talk absolute shit, have people take me seriously, AND make 30% more money? Sign my ass up.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

Sick of this girl.

I’m sick of you, you whiny ass titty baby. I’m not posting in your space because I respect that it’s a different community. Yet, here you are, pissing all over mine on one of the rare occasions when I get to hang out and participate actively.

Fuck you. You don’t like it? Kick rocks.

Code for a slutty past. Its okay ride the carousel till it short circuits, you have that privilege, this is what 60′s feminists fought for.

No. No code required. Our sex lives are none of your business. There are people in this space who’ve had lots of partners, people who’ve had none, and everything in between. But you aren’t our friend so it’s none of your business.

You don’t know what its like to be a man. You trivialise Involuntary Celibacy because you’ve never experienced it.

I have nothing but sympathy for people, regardless of gender and/or sexual orientation who have difficulty finding romantic and sexual partners and feel lonely, disconnected and or physically frustrated as a result. The desire for love and sex are very much a part of the human experience and I know full well how it can be to feel cut off from that.

Now, I trivialize “Involuntary Celibacy” because it’s delusional, narcissistic, bull-shit created by jack asses to try and make up an “official” sounding name for something that’s generally the result of their shit attitudes.

Live as a man for one month, you’d kill yourself by week 2.

So far I’ve managed to deal with depression, sexism, racism and assault. I think I’d be okay if I had a penis.

pecunium
11 years ago

Looksie: Why are you mentioning D-List straight to DVD actors that don’t have the drawing power HOLLYWOOD is looking for?

I listed actors who had leading roles.

But let’s add some more.

Dustin Hoffman looks just like Jack Nicholson looks just like Charles Bronson looks just like John Goodman looks just like John Lithgow looks just like Patrick Stewart looks just like Tim Allen looks just like Keven Kline looks just like Kevin Spacey looks like John Malkovich…

And you can complain all you like, they all starred in movies that made bank.

Your thesis is exploded. Cope.

Gillian
Gillian
11 years ago

I don’t think you people understand what its like to be INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE.

You don’t know what its like to not be able to get sex.

An important part of human life.

Okay, so it’s actually “involuntarily” at least in the way you are writing it.

Stop confusing being horny with a life threatening condition. Go watch some porn and jerk off if the frustration is getting in your way. Masturbation is perfectly healthy (unless you are doing it so much and so aggressively that you’re causing physical damage) and remarkably effective.

Above all,

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BxfpbyV-uc&w=420&h=315]

pecunium
11 years ago

Looksie: I don’t complain about Hardy, Hemsworth,

Yes you do. You complain that women like them, and don’t like you. You complain the game is rigged. You don’t blame them, but you whine like an engine at 15,000 RPM.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

Notice that not one of the women on Fauxtrelles site have posted their longest dry spell.

Sloots gonna sloot.

The female privilege is strong in this C-section.

And the melt-down begins. What time was it when I called it?

Yes, Virgil, there are people on this site who have actually had the icky-icky sex.

ignotussomnium
ignotussomnium
11 years ago

Looks, even if a woman is the biggest slut in the universe her sex life is not any of your goddamn business.

leftwingfox
11 years ago

Christ, Looks_Law is the Nostradumbass of self-fulfilling prophecy. A drowning man blaming all the people trying to rescue him while swatting away every lifeline.

blitzgal
11 years ago

Post your longest dry spell ladies.

Are you for serious? Okay, you’ve had a few bites that I notice you’ve completely ignored because they invalidate your bullshit premise. 11 years, here.

One thing you’ll learn if you take your head out of your own ass long enough to truly listen to and acknowledge the other human beings around you is that the world is a widely varied place, with widely varied people.

Live as a man for one month, you’d kill yourself by week 2.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go fuck yourself. Seriously, the week of the Steubenville conviction where a 16 year old girl was raped and pissed on because she had the temerity to break up with her boyfriend, and the same week that a 13 year old girl who was raped by two 18 year old football players is being harassed by her entire town, and you want to pretend that women don’t understand suffering. Go fuck yourself.

melody
melody
11 years ago

I cannot deal with this BS.
I’m going to get ready for work.

blitzgal
11 years ago

Notice that not one of the women on Fauxtrelles site have posted their longest dry spell.

You’ve had four answers already, dumbfuck.

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