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How to Hate and Envy Every Single Person in the World, PUAhate edition

Some guys get all the chicks
Some guys get all the chicks

The regulars at PUAhate.com – we’ve met them before — are a strange and bitter bunch. Most seem to be self-loathing so-called “incels” who blame their lack of romantic and sexual success on their average or below-average looks. Rejecting the basic premise of the pickup artist crowd – that average guys can transform themselves into suave lotharios by mastering manipulative pickup formulas – the PUAhate regulars tend to be true believers in what they somewhat pretentiously call “looks theory,” the odd and obviously untrue notion that women only date men with “male model” looks.

As one PUAhater put it recently:

PUA makes you think that all your problems are because of your personality/behaviour – i.e. things you can control. So when you keep failing, it means that YOU are fucking up and doing things wrong

the reality is that many of us just lost the genetic lottery. we are ugly, the wrong race, the wrong height etc, and that fucked us up. there is NOTHING we can do about it

So, naturally, the PUAhaters spend a lot of their time jealous of tall, good-looking men for their supposed monopoly on the women of the world — whom they also hate.

But the strange thing is that the PUAhaters pretty much hate everyone else as well. They get angry when guys they consider ugly score “hot chicks.” They get angry when guys who are good-looking but not male models get attention from “really hot girls.” And so on, and so on, and so on.

Indeed, many of the regulars seem to walk around in a perpetual state of rage, angry at each and every man who’s managed to pair up with a woman, not to mention the women as well.

One regular recently described his “day from hell” to his comrades:

To start the day I saw a couple where it was an average White guy with an OBESE Asian girl. They were walking around acting like they were trying to prove shit. LMAO. I wanted to kick the guy in the fucking nuts for dating that landwhale. If you’re going to use the racial advantage, at least date a girl who is under 300lbs. Later I go to the gym and see the same tall guys I usually do. Even if I had a good face, how the fuck do you compete with guys who are fucking 6’4”?

Then at the gym there’s this good looking White guy there talking to this Asian dude about how Asian girls are easy and how they approach him. To make things worse after that these fucking frat douchebags come in with their girlfriends to show off . Then to cap off the day a girl I used to know from freshman year walks right past me without even saying anything. I used to fucking live next door to this bitch and now she doesn’t even say anything and acts like a pretentious cunt. She’s an Indian girl dating a White dude lmao. Days like today make you wonder why you even still try in the first place.

Of course, as I’ve mentioned before, most of those posting on PUAhate don’t actually seem to be ugly by anyone’s standards but their own, at least judging from the pictures of themselves they sometimes post to the site, which reveal them to be mostly average-looking guys, with some of the regulars even quite conventionally handsome.

But evidently they would rather believe that they have “lost the genetic lottery” rather than face a more obvious explanation for why the girls don’t like them: because they’re shallow, self-obsessed assholes who hate themselves and hate women and radiate their bitterness from every pore. (And some are even creepier than this, like this pedophile – sorry, ephebophile – who’s angry at me personally because unlike him I don’t chase after 15-year-olds. Link NSFW.)

The PUAhaters often talk about getting surgeries to “correct” their supposed genetic flaws. They would do far better to spend that money on therapy.

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Gillian
Gillian
11 years ago

SERIOUSLY?!?!?! MANDIBLE???

Okay, the receptionist just came in to see why I was making so much noise (gripping the table for dear life so I don’t fall out of my chair laughing).

Looksie Lou, insects have mandibles. People have jaws or chins (though I can’t come up with a sentence that has “jaw” in it that doesn’t sound idiotic). If people are laughing in your face when you talk, sometimes they could be just mean, but sometimes you are slapping them in the face with your ridiculousness.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Sexiest man alive (err, preserved) right here:

http://theoddluminary.com/store/giant-spiked-mandibles-cave-spider/

Looks_Law
Looks_Law
11 years ago

Post your longest dry spell ladies.

Males on here please don’t answer( Liars/internet casanovas).

I don’t think you people understand what its like to be INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE.

You don’t know what its like to not be able to get sex.

An important part of human life.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

I know big strong strapping men with
big muscles.
They don’t look like that.
^^^

The right genes + the right diet can get a person that body and Face.

I see a few Hollywood calibre men. They hang out in more affluent areas of society.

Lol @ a Tall Strong Mandibled, High placed cheekbone having men with chiseled physiques being unrealistic.

Fat, pieces of genetic waste is realism to you?

Weaksauce.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

starskita, he used to get all the babes before Darth Vader showed off by blowing up a planet. That’s how those alphas roll!

melody
melody
11 years ago

Looks Law….
There are several female virgins on this site…….And why on earth does anybody owe you an explanation of their sex life.

And why are males: liars or internet casanovas.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

25 years. Are we counting from birth? Are you even 25 years old, yet, kiddo?

starskita
11 years ago

I used to think a casanova was a fruit.

Similar to passionfruit maybe.

It still seems like a feminine name to me even though I know what it is.

Also It appears that my coffee this morning has reactivated.

Also hot actors-patrick stewart. or as I like to say, Captain Jean-Luc Picard sometimes plays patrick stewart when off-screen.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

Post your longest dry spell ladies.

Males on here please don’t answer( Liars/internet casanovas).

I don’t think you people understand what its like to be INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE.

You don’t know what its like to not be able to get sex.

An important part of human life.

1) Our sex lives are none of your business.

2) We aren’t therapist.

3) We’ve had “incel” guys come on here and tell us all about how we “don’t understand”. You aren’t special.

We know, we know. We don’t care. You have an entire online community of people who reinforce your every belief. You won’t convert us.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Does he time-share with Prof. X? Or is that still Picard playing? 😀

Gillian
Gillian
11 years ago

@Marie

umm…are we avoiding you, or disagreeing with you? Words have meanings, you know.

NO!! Words only mean what I want them to mean, because REASONS and OPINIONS and DICTIONARIES… no, wait… because SCIENCE!!!

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

ost your longest dry spell ladies.

Males on here please don’t answer( Liars/internet casanovas).

I don’t think you people understand what its like to be INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE.

You don’t know what its like to not be able to get sex.

An important part of human life.

WAH, WAH, BITCHES AIN’T SHIT, AND THEY WON’T FUCK ME!!!! WAH!

I liked you better when you were calling me dirty for having a dick in my mouth.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

The Catholic Church hierarchy — all incels???

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

Where’d my block quotes go?

Well, you know what I meant.

starskita
11 years ago

Bagelsan:

according to cracked.com, where I pulled the picture from, Darth vader had cheekbones sculpted into his mask.

They said it was to make it clear that he’s evil. But by SCIENCE we can see it was to steal the babes from this guy (I think it’s Tarkin).

It must have worked so well that they all got stolen offscreen.

starskita
11 years ago

Picard also plays professor X, the guy in Dune, and King Richard, among others.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Vader get ALL the ladies. He’s super tall and sculpted and …rich? Maybe? Is he rich?

NightShadeQueen
NightShadeQueen
11 years ago

…nineteen-and-a-half years

And hun, have you tried self-service?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Poor Han Solo never got a single lady on account of less prominent cheekbones. 🙁

melody
melody
11 years ago

@Bagelsan he has a death star….
I think: Date me or I will blow your planet up might be convincing.

starskita
11 years ago

Vader didn’t start rich (episode I)

And ouch, I just metaphorically slapped myself with all the racism in the Darth Vader character. I can’t make funny comments about it now because they will all be horribly racist.

Gillian
Gillian
11 years ago

What is this shit? Look, if you’re not really Ross Jefferies, you need to change your fucking name. If you want to act like your baseline Tumblr SJW, knock yourself the fuck out.

Wait, did Jeffiepoo come back and admit to socking Looksie? Cause it was too perfect from the start, the way the two so elegantly complete each other, especially when Looksie was boohooing about the place and Jeffiekins was feigning sympathy to point out what EBIL BITCHEZ we feminists are…

freitag235
freitag235
11 years ago

Is Looks_Law GGG with a sock? He sounds a lot like GGG.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Well, at least the Stormtroopers are white and evil? *weak thumbs up*

Looks_Law
Looks_Law
11 years ago

Sick of this girl.

1) Our sex lives are none of your
business.

^^^

Code for a slutty past. Its okay ride the carousel till it short circuits, you have that privilege, this is what 60’s feminists fought for.
2) We aren’t therapist.

^^^

You don’t know what its like to be a man. You trivialise Involuntary Celibacy because you’ve never experienced it.

3) We’ve had “incel” guys come on
here and tell us all about how we
“don’t understand”. You aren’t
special.
^^^

Irrelevant and typical of uncaring women, who can’t see past the female privilege.

Live as a man for one month, you’d kill yourself by week 2.

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