The regulars at PUAhate.com – we’ve met them before — are a strange and bitter bunch. Most seem to be self-loathing so-called “incels” who blame their lack of romantic and sexual success on their average or below-average looks. Rejecting the basic premise of the pickup artist crowd – that average guys can transform themselves into suave lotharios by mastering manipulative pickup formulas – the PUAhate regulars tend to be true believers in what they somewhat pretentiously call “looks theory,” the odd and obviously untrue notion that women only date men with “male model” looks.
As one PUAhater put it recently:
PUA makes you think that all your problems are because of your personality/behaviour – i.e. things you can control. So when you keep failing, it means that YOU are fucking up and doing things wrong
the reality is that many of us just lost the genetic lottery. we are ugly, the wrong race, the wrong height etc, and that fucked us up. there is NOTHING we can do about it
So, naturally, the PUAhaters spend a lot of their time jealous of tall, good-looking men for their supposed monopoly on the women of the world — whom they also hate.
But the strange thing is that the PUAhaters pretty much hate everyone else as well. They get angry when guys they consider ugly score “hot chicks.” They get angry when guys who are good-looking but not male models get attention from “really hot girls.” And so on, and so on, and so on.
Indeed, many of the regulars seem to walk around in a perpetual state of rage, angry at each and every man who’s managed to pair up with a woman, not to mention the women as well.
One regular recently described his “day from hell” to his comrades:
To start the day I saw a couple where it was an average White guy with an OBESE Asian girl. They were walking around acting like they were trying to prove shit. LMAO. I wanted to kick the guy in the fucking nuts for dating that landwhale. If you’re going to use the racial advantage, at least date a girl who is under 300lbs. Later I go to the gym and see the same tall guys I usually do. Even if I had a good face, how the fuck do you compete with guys who are fucking 6’4”?
Then at the gym there’s this good looking White guy there talking to this Asian dude about how Asian girls are easy and how they approach him. To make things worse after that these fucking frat douchebags come in with their girlfriends to show off . Then to cap off the day a girl I used to know from freshman year walks right past me without even saying anything. I used to fucking live next door to this bitch and now she doesn’t even say anything and acts like a pretentious cunt. She’s an Indian girl dating a White dude lmao. Days like today make you wonder why you even still try in the first place.
Of course, as I’ve mentioned before, most of those posting on PUAhate don’t actually seem to be ugly by anyone’s standards but their own, at least judging from the pictures of themselves they sometimes post to the site, which reveal them to be mostly average-looking guys, with some of the regulars even quite conventionally handsome.
But evidently they would rather believe that they have “lost the genetic lottery” rather than face a more obvious explanation for why the girls don’t like them: because they’re shallow, self-obsessed assholes who hate themselves and hate women and radiate their bitterness from every pore. (And some are even creepier than this, like this pedophile – sorry, ephebophile – who’s angry at me personally because unlike him I don’t chase after 15-year-olds. Link NSFW.)
The PUAhaters often talk about getting surgeries to “correct” their supposed genetic flaws. They would do far better to spend that money on therapy.
It’s almost like examples of misogyny don’t come spewing out all over the internet every day so that it’s a struggle to pick just one, ya know?
Has anyone given Looksy a prize for that piece of incredible stupidity?
@Falconer, love that comic! 😀
Or big-nosed, pointy-chinned, long-haired, love-handled Frenchmen who cook, love kittehs and cheat at Scrabble.
Protip, Looksy: the entire world could agree that you are physically beautiful. That does not mean the entire world would want to fuck you. This is because you’re a toxic little loser in the personality department. I would not touch you with the proverbial ten-foot pole, unless it was to shove you further away.
@kiki: “Apple’s not bad, but I prefer cherry.”
LOL!
Okay, gotta dash. I’ll catch up with MrLooksyal and the other chew toys later.
I love my avatar. I used to have one with a grandmotherly woman giving chin scratches to a tiger, which at least fit with the cat theme, but I think I like this one more.
What, pray tell, is Apocalypse Opener?
“Besides, PUAhate is full of acronyms like Apocalypse Opener….
Time to buy a dictionary Casandra.
Seriously, these people are hilarious.
David can’t, it’s all sublimation of his smoldering male desire to have sex with everyone, ever, which he channels instead into looking for, copying and a sort of commenting on articles freely available on public boards.
It’s all a conspiracy to make us want him by showing of his glib, guile and guts.
Oh, wait, no, no I’m sorry, that only works for the trolls that insist people can have motivations and thoughts. Instead I guess we get the looker and the relativist. Which sounds sort of like the beginning of a joke anyway. Here, let me try:
“Two men walk into a bar, and proceed to order drinks from the bartender (A large man with a nice smile). Their conversation, as they scan the dancefloor:
“Man look at all those skanks”
“Pineapple bourbon Spain monarchy flotsam”
“Yeah, man, yeah. If only we weren’t so fucking ugly, we’d be out there, dancing”
“What does that mean? How do you define dancing?”
“But instead, because we’re just too ugly, no one will pay attention. We’ve attained the powers of invisibility”
“Invicibility invisiblity invisibbury! Salsbury sour cream fish and chips!”
“You know, dude, sometimes I wonder about you. If you weren’t so damn ugly, I’m sure you’d get chicks”
“Haha, like I want chickens. Got you, you chickenist!”
“You know what I mean. We could go out there on the dancefloor and dance, talk to people, attempt to communicate and make our desires for mutually pleasing relations known, but because we’re so ugly, it’d never work out! Instead, I want another drink. Damn bartender gets all the girls anyway.”
“Who said I liked bartenders? I can’t feel my eyeballs!”
Can I go off topic to pester people to sign a petition to make Fred Rogers from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood’s birthday a national holiday here in the US? I know he was broadcasted in Canada but not sure if he was anywhere else so have no idea if it would be something for other countries to do.
I just think, since today is his birthday and he was such a lovely person, it may be nice to remember that there are people out there who really did/do love each and every one of us.
Here is the petition:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/honor-great-american-and-great-man-fred-rogers-making-march-20th-national-holiday/gL7yL4FJ
Thanks everyone.
Apocalypse Opener seems to be a really blunt opening line which will make women want to fuck you by dazzling them with your masculine confidence or some shit like that.
Yeah, David, are you ready to take on the Big Boys?
It’s kinda creepy when they beg like that, innit?
It’s like a slapstick train wreck. I know I shouldn’t laugh but I can’t help myself.
All right, everybody go home, Fibinachi won the thread. (But first consider signing the petition princessbonbon posted.)
@cloudiah It’s the biggest, the bravest, the “ballsiest” line in all of Stinkyism. You walk up to a girl and say hi, and then you ask what she’s doing later and then…
(this, folks, this is the essence of true courage, you know?)
THEN, you ask her to come back to your place.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
I mean, what set of panties can withstand such wit, such flawless repartee?
Maybe combine Mr Rogers and Michael Jackson into a children loving national holiday?
OK, Jeffries. We have not directly referred to you as a misogynist. You are, however, tedious, a failed grammar pedant (if you haven’t noticed, you didn’t put any form of quote indicators around the last time you quoted me), a rabid JAQ-offer, someone determined to nail down the *precise* definition of misogynist by your own standards whilst claiming that PUAhate aren’t ‘real’ misogynists (never a good sign), –
– and quite frankly, you’re a snotty douche. And you’re tedious.
So why are we transphobic?
Again, dude, you’re trying much too hard. 2/10, no finesse.
Have you ever seen the movie Love Potion No. 9?
“We have not directly referred to you as a misogynist. You are, however, tedious, a failed grammar pedant (if you haven’t noticed, you didn’t put any form of quote indicators around the last time you quoted me)”
Yes, I did that on purpose because I knew it would annoy somebody, and they would get pedantic about it. Same people who got pedantic about me choosing to use normal quotes rather than block quotes.
“So why are we transphobic?”
Never said you were transphobic. It was directed at specific people. Why are you lumping yourself in with that group?
@Gillian, My panties just disappeared. Weird.
Cassandra: I’m not sure that my soles want anything other than a good cobbler.
Long slow footrub, while Cabana Boys bring you rum drinks on a warm beach?
Looks_Low: According to this site David Futrelle could get more women than a Tall facially attractive male with low bodyfat because David Futrelle has a better personality?
I mean come off it.
How do you know he doesn’t?
Seriously. What makes you the expert in Dave’s sex/love life?
I know you are full of shit because I know dudes you would say don’t have a chance in hell of getting, “hot chicks”, who are, in fact, getting more sex; with more women, than you can imagine.
Why? It’s not their looks. It’s that they don’t hate on people, esp. not the people they want to have sex with.
Damn near every hollywood male movie lead is ridiculously attractive. All these men possess the exact same facial proportions and indicators of attractiveness.
Right, Billy Crystal looks just like Harrison Ford who looks just like Sean Astin who looks just like Danny DeVito who looks just like William H. Macy, who looks just like Joe Pesci who looks just like Jackie Chan, who looks just like James Earl Jones, who looks just like Mako Iwamatsu, who looks just like James Edward Olmos, who looks just like Forest Whitaker who looks just like Morgan Freeman who looks just like Lawrence Fishburne who looks just like Andre Braugher who looks just like Takeshi Kitano who looks just like Gedde Watanabe.
Or not.
Okay ladies, which one of you would go out on a date with me.
Maybe us puahaters are wrong. How should I go about approaching women?
Here are the average stats of a male kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin:
-No friends
-In college nearly finished
-Wont go out to nightclubs( too traumatic)
-suicidal from rejection
-shy, socially anxious, weary of talking to people from constant social and romantic rejection
-Stressing about Looks
-Non male model looks.
So how should a person with these stats go about intergrating within society and finding a girlfriend amongst the wide competition of men who are better looking, richer, have more friends, more outgoing etc?
GO.
Hey, where did Looksie go? Hey Jeffiepoo, your sock is more interesting than you are. Send him back!
Can they bring me a caipirinha too? If so, sold.
Did you guys see the story blitzgal posted about 400 pages back in this thread, about the 13-year-old victim of sexual assault in CT, now being called a “hoe” online? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Brain bleach.