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How to Hate and Envy Every Single Person in the World, PUAhate edition

Some guys get all the chicks
Some guys get all the chicks

The regulars at PUAhate.com – we’ve met them before — are a strange and bitter bunch. Most seem to be self-loathing so-called “incels” who blame their lack of romantic and sexual success on their average or below-average looks. Rejecting the basic premise of the pickup artist crowd – that average guys can transform themselves into suave lotharios by mastering manipulative pickup formulas – the PUAhate regulars tend to be true believers in what they somewhat pretentiously call “looks theory,” the odd and obviously untrue notion that women only date men with “male model” looks.

As one PUAhater put it recently:

PUA makes you think that all your problems are because of your personality/behaviour – i.e. things you can control. So when you keep failing, it means that YOU are fucking up and doing things wrong

the reality is that many of us just lost the genetic lottery. we are ugly, the wrong race, the wrong height etc, and that fucked us up. there is NOTHING we can do about it

So, naturally, the PUAhaters spend a lot of their time jealous of tall, good-looking men for their supposed monopoly on the women of the world — whom they also hate.

But the strange thing is that the PUAhaters pretty much hate everyone else as well. They get angry when guys they consider ugly score “hot chicks.” They get angry when guys who are good-looking but not male models get attention from “really hot girls.” And so on, and so on, and so on.

Indeed, many of the regulars seem to walk around in a perpetual state of rage, angry at each and every man who’s managed to pair up with a woman, not to mention the women as well.

One regular recently described his “day from hell” to his comrades:

To start the day I saw a couple where it was an average White guy with an OBESE Asian girl. They were walking around acting like they were trying to prove shit. LMAO. I wanted to kick the guy in the fucking nuts for dating that landwhale. If you’re going to use the racial advantage, at least date a girl who is under 300lbs. Later I go to the gym and see the same tall guys I usually do. Even if I had a good face, how the fuck do you compete with guys who are fucking 6’4”?

Then at the gym there’s this good looking White guy there talking to this Asian dude about how Asian girls are easy and how they approach him. To make things worse after that these fucking frat douchebags come in with their girlfriends to show off . Then to cap off the day a girl I used to know from freshman year walks right past me without even saying anything. I used to fucking live next door to this bitch and now she doesn’t even say anything and acts like a pretentious cunt. She’s an Indian girl dating a White dude lmao. Days like today make you wonder why you even still try in the first place.

Of course, as I’ve mentioned before, most of those posting on PUAhate don’t actually seem to be ugly by anyone’s standards but their own, at least judging from the pictures of themselves they sometimes post to the site, which reveal them to be mostly average-looking guys, with some of the regulars even quite conventionally handsome.

But evidently they would rather believe that they have “lost the genetic lottery” rather than face a more obvious explanation for why the girls don’t like them: because they’re shallow, self-obsessed assholes who hate themselves and hate women and radiate their bitterness from every pore. (And some are even creepier than this, like this pedophile – sorry, ephebophile – who’s angry at me personally because unlike him I don’t chase after 15-year-olds. Link NSFW.)

The PUAhaters often talk about getting surgeries to “correct” their supposed genetic flaws. They would do far better to spend that money on therapy.

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Molly Moon
Molly Moon
11 years ago

Is misogyny a movement now? Oh geez.

I think you’ll find evidence of a movement comprised of misogynists all over this blog, dumbass.

Molly Moon
Molly Moon
11 years ago

It’s not a list, it’s a recipe for bundt cake. I thought it would cheer you up because we have upset you so much

Ross Jeffries
Ross Jeffries
11 years ago

“Rossiepoo, does it burn your biscuits that us feminists and “manginas” are smarter, faster, and better than you?”

Well, I’ve never called anyone here a feminist or a mangina. I’ve never given my position on such matters. Are you mistaking me for someone else?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I see when Ross gets owned, he gets a bit nasty. Somebody hand him the Boudreaux’s Butt Paste, he’s got sore ass.

Ross Jeffries
Ross Jeffries
11 years ago

“I think you’ll find evidence of a movement comprised of misogynists all over this blog, dumbass.”

Where?

Gillian
11 years ago

Okay, bored now. Jeffiepoo, I’m really disappointed. The punctuation whine was at least something I haven’t heard fifty times before, the rest of your shtick is tired and old. Come up with some better material and I’ll come back out to play.

Molly Moon
Molly Moon
11 years ago
Reply to  Ross Jeffries

where?

So you’re too stupid to click on things?

Ross Jeffries
Ross Jeffries
11 years ago

“Okay, bored now. Jeffiepoo, I’m really disappointed. The punctuation whine was at least something I haven’t heard fifty times before, the rest of your shtick is tired and old. Come up with some better material and I’ll come back out to play.”

Bye bye.

Gillian
11 years ago

Somebody hand him the Boudreaux’s Butt Paste, he’s got sore ass.

hellkell, I love you. I can always count on you for the perfect turn of phrase to make me laugh!

Ross Jeffries
Ross Jeffries
11 years ago

Gillian is back! I knew she couldn’t stay away.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Thanks, Gillian, Like you, I’m on a major deadline and need to laugh. Ross is good for something.

Ross Jeffries
Ross Jeffries
11 years ago

” Like you, I’m on a major deadline and need to laugh.”

I can’t believe you admitted that you put off something important to talk to me. That is even better than “I love you too”.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Found the EST guy! This is exactly how people act after they’ve done The Forum. Imagine being stuck in an office full of these assholes.

freemage
11 years ago

Please give detailed responses.

No. Bored now.

Though I do think it’s amusing you find that Gillian was saying she’d leave the site, or even this thread, or even the topic of your astounding lack of merit as a decent troll, rather than simply deciding to no longer engage directly with you–a decision I, myself, concur with.

In other, and more interesting news: This was the first link I got from “Too Damn Cute” in the google bar: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/382822633_a1f57d2286.jpg

pseudo_star_17
pseudo_star_17
11 years ago

Hi all!

Hey, just tangentially, did anyone else have that one kid in their English or Literature class? You know the one, you’d be trying to discuss themes in a novel, and someone would say something like “I think it’s interesting how character X’s evilness is called back in chapter 3.” And like clockwork, some douchebag always always ALWAYS had to chime in “But really, good and evil are SUBJECTIVE, so who are we to say character X is evil?”. That kid who would ignore the clear and basic boundaries of the terms we had been working with, ignore all context, and just make everything “But how do we know blue is actually BLUE???”

Remember that kid? Remember how tedious and unoriginal and half-baked those remarks were?

Sorry, that was just a random tangent, I don’t know what on earth made me think of that.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I can’t believe you admitted that you put off something important to talk to me. That is even better than “I love you too”.

So in your world, women making fun of you is “talking to you?” What is your success rate, goober?

melody
melody
11 years ago

I dislike when men go on and on about how women only like attractive men.

Because as ostara321 attractiveness is subjective. My best friend? She is in to chubby men. My friend who is getting married soon likes men that are thin and tall. And me well I don’t really know what my type is because I’ve gone for chubby guys, models, shorter men, taller men ect. All I know is all the guys I date have lovely eyes. I am such an eye person.

To pretend that all women have a type is ignoring reality.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Found the EST guy! This is exactly how people act after they’ve done The Forum. Imagine being stuck in an office full of these assholes.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. No.

Gillian
11 years ago

@hellkell Looksie was funnier, though. I’ll give the tots one thing: at least they don’t always default to the same old tired lines.

Jeffiepoo, since you are reading comprehension challenged, let me put this in small, simple words. When you come here, you exist to amuse me. When you no longer amuse me, you are a waste of my time. I’m not leaving here, you are just not worthy enough to interest me and so we’re done.

Flail and whine all you want, it’s boring and my cousin’s toddler is better at it.

Ross Jeffries
Ross Jeffries
11 years ago

“So in your world, women making fun of you is “talking to you?” What is your success rate, goober?”

You use hurtful words. Are you sad on the inside?

Gillian
11 years ago

@freemage I’ll see your sleeping dog and cat, and raise you a sleeping dog and kitten!

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

You use hurtful words. Are you sad on the inside?

Would you just look at it trying to neg and get me to justify myself to him?

Ross, go peddle your shit on young women at the club. Get the fuck out of my face.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

FastTalkingKubricStareSalesSpielCultProgramming! Just looking at that dude makes me want to celebrate leaving the job full of Forum people and then go take a nap.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

“So in your world, women making fun of you is “talking to you?” What is your success rate, goober?”

I’m sure every interaction with women that he has ends in them laughing at him, so 100%?

Falconer
11 years ago

I see when Ross gets owned, he gets a bit nasty. Somebody hand him the Boudreaux’s Butt Paste, he’s got sore ass.

I’ve got Aquaphor, is that good enough?

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