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How to Hate and Envy Every Single Person in the World, PUAhate edition

Some guys get all the chicks
Some guys get all the chicks

The regulars at PUAhate.com – we’ve met them before — are a strange and bitter bunch. Most seem to be self-loathing so-called “incels” who blame their lack of romantic and sexual success on their average or below-average looks. Rejecting the basic premise of the pickup artist crowd – that average guys can transform themselves into suave lotharios by mastering manipulative pickup formulas – the PUAhate regulars tend to be true believers in what they somewhat pretentiously call “looks theory,” the odd and obviously untrue notion that women only date men with “male model” looks.

As one PUAhater put it recently:

PUA makes you think that all your problems are because of your personality/behaviour – i.e. things you can control. So when you keep failing, it means that YOU are fucking up and doing things wrong

the reality is that many of us just lost the genetic lottery. we are ugly, the wrong race, the wrong height etc, and that fucked us up. there is NOTHING we can do about it

So, naturally, the PUAhaters spend a lot of their time jealous of tall, good-looking men for their supposed monopoly on the women of the world — whom they also hate.

But the strange thing is that the PUAhaters pretty much hate everyone else as well. They get angry when guys they consider ugly score “hot chicks.” They get angry when guys who are good-looking but not male models get attention from “really hot girls.” And so on, and so on, and so on.

Indeed, many of the regulars seem to walk around in a perpetual state of rage, angry at each and every man who’s managed to pair up with a woman, not to mention the women as well.

One regular recently described his “day from hell” to his comrades:

To start the day I saw a couple where it was an average White guy with an OBESE Asian girl. They were walking around acting like they were trying to prove shit. LMAO. I wanted to kick the guy in the fucking nuts for dating that landwhale. If you’re going to use the racial advantage, at least date a girl who is under 300lbs. Later I go to the gym and see the same tall guys I usually do. Even if I had a good face, how the fuck do you compete with guys who are fucking 6’4”?

Then at the gym there’s this good looking White guy there talking to this Asian dude about how Asian girls are easy and how they approach him. To make things worse after that these fucking frat douchebags come in with their girlfriends to show off . Then to cap off the day a girl I used to know from freshman year walks right past me without even saying anything. I used to fucking live next door to this bitch and now she doesn’t even say anything and acts like a pretentious cunt. She’s an Indian girl dating a White dude lmao. Days like today make you wonder why you even still try in the first place.

Of course, as I’ve mentioned before, most of those posting on PUAhate don’t actually seem to be ugly by anyone’s standards but their own, at least judging from the pictures of themselves they sometimes post to the site, which reveal them to be mostly average-looking guys, with some of the regulars even quite conventionally handsome.

But evidently they would rather believe that they have “lost the genetic lottery” rather than face a more obvious explanation for why the girls don’t like them: because they’re shallow, self-obsessed assholes who hate themselves and hate women and radiate their bitterness from every pore. (And some are even creepier than this, like this pedophile – sorry, ephebophile – who’s angry at me personally because unlike him I don’t chase after 15-year-olds. Link NSFW.)

The PUAhaters often talk about getting surgeries to “correct” their supposed genetic flaws. They would do far better to spend that money on therapy.

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hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Ross: it’s OK to admit that you don’t know things. Like talking to women, being human, or blockquotes.

I can’t possibly think less of you.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

I’m finding the showdown between different varieties of online sexist assholes incredibly funny. It’s like watching toddlers throw their toys at each other.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

I “love” hearing all about how women have 100% of the decision making power in a relationship, having recently been involuntarily dumped by an unemployed part-time male student with a massive nose, weird shaped lips, red hair, and bad acne. Who lives with his parents.

I’m a woman! He’s a man! A skinny, short-ish, completely broke, video game playing man! Shouldn’t I be able to force him to stay with me as long as I want?

Oh, right, he’s a person, and these theories are bullshit.

freemage
11 years ago

Rossiekins, I’m’a gonna break this down into small words for you. The only words over two syllables are gonna be ‘misogyny’ and its variants, because that’s kinda the point here:

Trolls who use misogynistic words and ideas are, in fact, misogynists. If they were not, they would not use those tactics. Thus, they are just as legit targets for mocking as ‘serious’ misogynists. The fact that we know they are trolls does not change the fact that they are also misogynists, and thus targets for mocking. Do you get it now, you misogynistic troll?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Cassandra: it’s like High Noon, but with goobers.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

Uh, part time student, not part time male.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Gunfight at the Asshole Corral.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
11 years ago

@Hellkell

It’s ok, he just doesn’t know about medium-specific styles.

He probably whinges about speech bubbles in comics.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

I like how other than acknowledging Jeffries’ presence, Looks_Law basically ignored him. And despite the fact that the posters on puahate, well, “hate” the whole PUA scene Jeffries is basically ignoring him too.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
11 years ago

Uh, part time student, not part time male.

Darn, being a part-time male sounds pretty cool, actually…

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

blokcquote>Gunfight at the Asshole Corral.

Gillian
Gillian
11 years ago

Did anyone even notice that your blockquote system does not have a closing quotation mark?

Come on now, be honest.

OMG, LOL!!! Okay, now mock my spelling now!

If you’ve read more than five books* in the past three months, I’m sure Looksie will give you a hand job.

…oh, wait… Looksie IS your hand job…

*rereading your own don’t count

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

“Oh yeah?! Well you blockquotes don’t even have full quotation sets! So there!”

Yeah.

Falconer
11 years ago

Darn it, Hellkell, now I’ve got Gorillaz’ Clint Eastwood in my head.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Of course the blockquote monster got me up there. Oh, well.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Sorry Falconer, it’s just that Gunfight at the Asshole Corral needed some music.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Men initiate the kiss

Men initiate a seond date

Men initiate sex

HAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gillian
Gillian
11 years ago

Cassandra: it’s like High Noon, but with goobers.

OMG will you stop it! I need to put a spit shield on my keyboard! And I need a new cup of coffee!

Of course the blockquote monster got me up there. Oh, well.

Well, you know, the blockquotes don’t have closing quotation marks so really you could just say that it was still a part of one of your earlier ones.

Ross Jeffries
Ross Jeffries
11 years ago

“Trolls who use misogynistic words and ideas are, in fact, misogynists. If they were not, they would not use those tactics.”

Who decided that rule?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

My man and I met each other and had celebratory group sex, then found some food and had celebratory group sex, then groomed each other and had celebratory group sex, then got in an argument and solved it with celebratory group sex, then agreed on a second date. And had celebratory group sex.

Because bonobos are one of our closest relatives, right?

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Who decided that rule?

The dictionary?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Who decided that rule?

You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real.

Neil Strauss
Neil Strauss
11 years ago

“I like how other than acknowledging Jeffries’ presence, Looks_Law basically ignored him. And despite the fact that the posters on puahate, well, “hate” the whole PUA scene Jeffries is basically ignoring him too.”

And all this time I thought Sherlock Holmes was a fictional character!

Howard Bannister
Howard Bannister
11 years ago

No kiss happens unless I want it to happen. Whether or not the kiss happens is up to me. Whether she wants to kiss me or not, it’s just as much assault if she kisses me without consent.
^^

Keep dreaming buddy LOL! a kiss happens only if a womans wants it to, keep thinking you have any sexual power….what delusional bastard.

A woman goes on a date with you because you wanted it to happen right? Not because you took a gambled, asked HER and waited for HER to choose whether she wanted to or not?

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Women have asked me on dates before.

Occasionally I have said yes.

It didn’t end well, but that’s for other, confusing reasons.

Your premise, she is flawed.

Your conclusions, they are GARBAGE.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

You are so dumb. You are really dumb, for real.

I really thought Looks’ thing about peahens and fireflies was going to be the dumbest thing I read today.

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