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Dance Dance Devolution: PUAs in the Club Edition

Paul Newman Joanne Woodward dance
Yes, that is Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward.

Behold, what may be the most hilarious Pickup Artist video ever. In it, someone calling himself Skills shows the fellas how to “open” ladies wordlessly, using only the seductive power of  their sexy, sexy dancing. And not just one kind of dancing: Skills demonstrates smooth moves for all sorts of dances, from Disco to Latin to Booty to Rock ‘n’ Roll. (Today I Learned that “Take on Me” by A-ha is the untimate hard-rocking Rock ‘n” Roll number.) Apparently most styles of dancing require men to stare relentlessly at their partners’ breasts and general breast area.

Oddly, the woman Skills has seduced hired to appear in his video does not appear all that impressed with Skills’ skills. MISANDRY!

Oh, and WAIT! Before watching this, make sure that “annotations” are turned on. Otherwise you will not be able to fully appreciate the subtleties of Skills’ teachings.

I stole this video from the excellent PUA.txt Twitter account, featuring nothing but authentic wisdom from the PUA sector.

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lowquacks
lowquacks
7 years ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

princessbonbon
7 years ago

So funny it had to be done twice Lowquacks. 😛

lowquacks
lowquacks
7 years ago

Actually a more charismatic dancer than OP’s PUA dance instructor, if you ask me.

lowquacks
lowquacks
7 years ago

Also Biggie’s “Big Poppa” is a slow jam now apparently?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I’m disappointed Mr Obama didn’t come on and dance too! 🙁

hellyeah
hellyeah
7 years ago

Hilarious … the whole thing … OMG .. commentary was priceless … “Make sure you act like you’re having fun, not that you’re doing this for her”

Linds
7 years ago

I just want to share a How To Dance Disco video by one of my favorite dweeby-looking awesome dancers.

Falconer
7 years ago

@Linds: I’m not sure, but I think he may have three rules to look cool. I could be wrong. /silly

Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte)

The use of the word “compliance” instead of “interest” is, uh, interesting.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
7 years ago

“Sensual pauses” lol OK, dude…

And can we talk about him labeling it “ghetto” music? Was there something wrong with “hip-hop”?

Last few times I went to a nightclub ( admittedly at least five years ago) I got random guys trying to rub their crotch against my bum, so some strange guy dancing with himself in front of me would be a huge improvement.

This is all that’s ever happened to me in clubs, which is why I stopped going. Are there clubs where this isn’t what passes for “dancing”?

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Emilygodess: the gay clubs.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
7 years ago

Also goth clubs. If you tried that in a goth club you’d get the side-eye of contempt.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
7 years ago

I doubt I’m goth enough for goth clubs, but gay clubs might be an option if I ever get back into clubbing. Or lesbian clubs, even, since I feel weird intruding on gay men’s spaces.

BritterSweet
BritterSweet
7 years ago

I can’t read the annotations. There’s a “YouSendIt 30 day trial” thing in the way.

The Purple Star
The Purple Star
7 years ago

LOL at purplewhiner who doesn’t get the point, ever

Nope. I get the point, I just happen not to disagree. 😉

So apparently, civil disagreement = boring around there parts. So noted.

Howard Bannister
7 years ago

Dude.

Duuuuuude.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.

If you happen not to disagree, THEN YOU AGREE.

LEARN TO ENGLISH!!!!

/pet peeve

Also, we’d believe you more about understanding us and disagreeing if you, you know, could form a coherent arguement. But that’s totally up to you.

hellkell
hellkell
7 years ago

Oh, Purps. So much fail.