Behold, what may be the most hilarious Pickup Artist video ever. In it, someone calling himself Skills shows the fellas how to “open” ladies wordlessly, using only the seductive power of their sexy, sexy dancing. And not just one kind of dancing: Skills demonstrates smooth moves for all sorts of dances, from Disco to Latin to Booty to Rock ‘n’ Roll. (Today I Learned that “Take on Me” by A-ha is the untimate hard-rocking Rock ‘n” Roll number.) Apparently most styles of dancing require men to stare relentlessly at their partners’ breasts and general breast area.
Oddly, the woman Skills has seduced hired to appear in his video does not appear all that impressed with Skills’ skills. MISANDRY!
Oh, and WAIT! Before watching this, make sure that “annotations” are turned on. Otherwise you will not be able to fully appreciate the subtleties of Skills’ teachings.
I stole this video from the excellent PUA.txt Twitter account, featuring nothing but authentic wisdom from the PUA sector.
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So funny it had to be done twice Lowquacks. 😛
Actually a more charismatic dancer than OP’s PUA dance instructor, if you ask me.
Also Biggie’s “Big Poppa” is a slow jam now apparently?
I’m disappointed Mr Obama didn’t come on and dance too! 🙁
Hilarious … the whole thing … OMG .. commentary was priceless … “Make sure you act like you’re having fun, not that you’re doing this for her”
I just want to share a How To Dance Disco video by one of my favorite dweeby-looking awesome dancers.
@Linds: I’m not sure, but I think he may have three rules to look cool. I could be wrong. /silly
The use of the word “compliance” instead of “interest” is, uh, interesting.
“Sensual pauses” lol OK, dude…
And can we talk about him labeling it “ghetto” music? Was there something wrong with “hip-hop”?
This is all that’s ever happened to me in clubs, which is why I stopped going. Are there clubs where this isn’t what passes for “dancing”?
Emilygodess: the gay clubs.
Also goth clubs. If you tried that in a goth club you’d get the side-eye of contempt.
I doubt I’m goth enough for goth clubs, but gay clubs might be an option if I ever get back into clubbing. Or lesbian clubs, even, since I feel weird intruding on gay men’s spaces.
I can’t read the annotations. There’s a “YouSendIt 30 day trial” thing in the way.
Nope. I get the point, I just happen not to disagree. 😉
So apparently, civil disagreement = boring around there parts. So noted.
Dude.
Duuuuuude.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
If you happen not to disagree, THEN YOU AGREE.
LEARN TO ENGLISH!!!!
/pet peeve
Also, we’d believe you more about understanding us and disagreeing if you, you know, could form a coherent arguement. But that’s totally up to you.
Oh, Purps. So much fail.