Over on Comics Should Be Good, glimpses of a terrifying misandrist future — and the man who set out to make things right again!
He does look cute in his little cleaning outfit, I have to admit.
Check the whole thing out. It’s pretty hilarious.
EDIT: I changed the link from Buzzfeed to Comics Should Be Good, which originally dug up the comic and shows more from it.
soo….hungry….. *drools*
diogenes, you influence no one. You’re just annoying.
Neither will happen. What makes you think you can influence a room of people who think you’re a dimwitted pustule?
You don’t have the cache of goodwill required or the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent needed to pull that off, honeychild.
My day was much more exciting than anything Diogenes has to say. It started out on a strong note when I decided having an absurdly hot bath and then stepping out into the cold air would be a really good idea. Now I’ve got a giant swollen finger from where my hand connected with the wall as I was fainting.
Fade: it’s a super-hot N. African seasoning we picked up at Penzey’s.
Diogenes:
Even your sex life is dull as dishwater.
@Viscaria:
Ouch. How does that happen? Medically, I mean. Are you okay?
@viscaria
Ouch. Sorry about you’re finger 🙁
My day was kinda boring, but I helped my mom assemble her new pantry. Also, he had cupcakes 😀
Hellkell: Thanks for the info. 🙂
Oh my god
These words
These words that you said
Voscaria: Ouch! You OK? I kind of love the hot bath, cold outside thing, but it’s almost impossible here except for three weeks in February. I had to put the AC on, please FSM, don’t let it be like it was two years ago.
Viscaria. Sorry I borked your name. I type gud.
Fade: more info: http://www.penzeys.com/cgi-bin/penzeys/p-penzeysperiperi.html
noooooo!@!!!!! the blockquote monster ate me!!!!!! *cries*!!!!!!!!
ot, but I keep reading the thread title ‘our misandrist future’ as our ‘misandrist furtelle’
I’d wager “hand manipulating genitals” represents a solid majority of sex acts.
I know Virgil is long gone, but re his comments about Patrick Hurley and Chris Helmsworth… what he glosses over is those guys have to work super hard to look like that. No one gets muscles like that without serious effort and maintainance (and a huge grocery bill). It’s telling that that’s the kind of guy he chooses as “every woman wants”, while at the same time talking like there is no way he could ever improve his own appearance.
I often find characters in movies quite attractive, including their looks, but not the actor. Does that happen to anyone else? I think it really disproves the “women only care about looks” thing since they are 2 people who look identical.
Ooh, thank you! I shall keep that in mind. (Especially for my sister, since she loves spicy foods)
… Is the phrase “hand manipulating” redundant?
So Diogenes the “oooh you’re being heteronormative, how terribul” is now back to PIV as the only really important, the majority, thing with sex. Proving once again he knows jack shit about it, and that this is about policing women.
Hey moron, you want to explain to everyone who isn’t interested in or doesn’t get any pleasure from PiV why their preferred sexual activities don’t count?
The only influence you have here is to make yourself more contemptible. You can stop trying, because we already despise you.
Oh, and not everyone is as freaking scared of body hair or fluids or shapes as you are. I’d bet that most people don’t have your level of confusion between cleanliness and hairiness. (Have you shaved your head? Eyebrows? Hair is ICKY, you have to remove it all!)
Lots and lots of people are comfortable with themselves as they are. Sorry to shock you, but you’re talking to actual adults here.
@Marie, I have Clydesdale ankles – not in size but in featheriness. Menopause’ll do that! 😀
Kim: I know, people’s personality’s kind of influence me a lot in their attractiveness, so I can definitely see how a character in a movie can be hotter than their actor. Maybe the character just had a better/more attractive personality.
You’re welcome. Penzey’s is excellent, especially if you have a store in your area. If not the website, crappy as it looks, gets the job done.
Baroncognito, I stand corrected.
The majority of sex acts between 2 people of different gender.
Viscaria, so sorry you hurt yourself! 🙁
@kittehs
are those bad? I don’t know what they are *blushes*
@Fade and Marie and Hellkell, I am fine, thank you! It could have been really bad. Hard tile floor + heads =concussions or worse. I think the clip I had in my hair to keep it from getting wet saved me from a dangerous result.
@Fade, do you mean the hand thing or the fainting thing? As far as the hand, I collapsed near the wall, so I assume my hand swayed outwards when I fell and knocked into it. If it’s the other thing, I’m not sure why extremes in temperature can make you pass out ,but they can. The best solution is don’t warm your body up to temperatures it can’t reasonably handle (ME). It’s kinda like I gave myself heat stroke. For fun. Good decision.
of two cis people of different gender (assuming cis man cis woman here) You really aren’t proving you aren’t transphobic, btw.