Over on Comics Should Be Good, glimpses of a terrifying misandrist future — and the man who set out to make things right again!
He does look cute in his little cleaning outfit, I have to admit.
Check the whole thing out. It’s pretty hilarious.
EDIT: I changed the link from Buzzfeed to Comics Should Be Good, which originally dug up the comic and shows more from it.
*as in nervously glares at my mouth, and the glaring at the mouth thing isn’t possible. I’m not doubting you’re report on how many teeth you have 😉
@Marie
Four is the usual number of wisdom teeth, but my jaw decided to be an over achiever. I am really happy they all came through nicely.
Marie – thank ‘ee! 🙂
Hmm, if you had eyes on stalks like a snail you could glare at your mouth. That’d be one way of checking teeth without having to go to the dentist!
WeeBoy – SIX wisdom teeth? Now you’re just showin’ off! 😀
@weeboy
ah, that explains it XD I hope I don’t get anymore (I have two on the bottom in and two on the top coming in) I don’t think I have room in my mouth for anymore.
Way, WAAAAAY behind, but I just got to Virgil’s “So Parker Hurley or David Futrelle. People need to admit that Looks are everything” schtick.
Dunno who Parker was, so I was really sad when I googled and found out that Parker Hurley isn’t the same person as HUGO Hurley from “Lost”. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_%22Hurley%22_Reyes
OMG! OT, but I just got a kitty avatar!
Marie, I said SO. Gender neutral. You added the extra info in there.
If my woman thought my beard was itchy, you damn well know I’d either cut it off, grow it out past the point of itch-ability, and condition the heck out of it. I think thats an entirely reasonable thing to do. When what you do effects another person, they have where to stand on voicing an opinion on it.
@The Kitteh
Get real. You know nothing about my relationships. I make it a point to make my SO happy. That means I raise her up, and don’t batter down her self-esteem.
That’s a rockin’ kitty avatar.
TY 🙂
I love all the kitteh avatars. It makes me feel like we’re in a giant, plushy soft, kitty pile!
@diogenes
ok, if for some reason you want everyone to do things that make their bodies uncomfy to please their SOs? that’s just…icky. Also, the trimming/shaving the pubic hair of a dude is the same equivalent as trimming/ shaving the pubic hair of a woman. Just thought you should know.
Yay for kitti avatars, fade! 😀
I am so kitty avatar enthused, I have replaced my avatars from every site with this kitty avatar. I love them too.
This was actually the last one, because i had to create a wordpress account. Everything else I already had the account for.
My mom has all (almost all?) of my and my sister’s baby teeth in envelopes in her filing cabinet. I think she even has the tooth that had to be broken into pieces to be removed. Our tooth fairy was very organized.
I have no idea what I am going to do with them when they pass to me.
@Diogenes
How far does this pleasing your partner via your appearance thing go? Colored contacts? Lifts? Wigs? Hair dye? Nail polish?
Because if you really can’t be happy unless your partner conforms to some strange ideal in your head, if you can’t accept them, then you not only don’t seem to really like them, you also would probably be happier designing a Sim.
@fade
I’m going to assume you’re a hetero female here.
If your husband/boyfriend let himself go, you wouldn’t say anything? If he started packing on the pounds you think its not for you to have an opinion?
What if he started cross-dressing? Grew his hair out long? In your opinion, is it creepy to dislike any of that, or controlling to ask him to change?
And I’m taking the health aspect of weight off the table. We’re only talking about appearance.
ok, word press is eating my commments X(
Oh! Oh! And in honor, I finally figured out how to get my kitty pictures to my Flickr account!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/deoridhe/8566260663/in/photostream
This is Tadeus, my companion of over a dozen years.
But that’s not the statement you originally made. And your original statement was not so much controversial as idiotic.
Ok, that worked
let me try
Diogenes. It is not your body. You do not get to control what your SO does with their body. Like seriously. Also, a woman trimming/shaving her pubic hair = a man trimming/shaving his pubic hair. using your face as an analogy is just frickin weird. Same area, dude.
@fade
Yay for kitty avatars!
If my boyfriend grew his hair out, I’d say yum. I love me some slim, long haired, gothy men! And a man in a dress can be very hawt.
I think dudes cross dressing look nice 😀 Not in a hugely sexual way, but that’s just cuz I’m not terribly attracted to dudes* Just in a dresses and more stereotypically feminine clothes look good, and I don’t see why guys can’t wear it.
*god I feel like I say this every time I open my mouth *blushes*
JFC, no, of course I wouldn’t say anything. I’m not a fan of shaming my partner, and since it’s HIS BODY I don’t really get a say, anyway. I can stop being attracted to him, but and if he asked why I would be honest with him, but I don’t get to demand that he make himself attractive to me.
You really need to lurk moar. This crowd isn’t going to find that at all weird.
Your idea of unacceptable body changes includes a lot of really conventional stuff, dude.
Fat shaming with a side dish of transphobia! Nice Naïf, real nice. And here I tried getting you a troll friend!
I’m going to bed, I can’t take anymore of today.
Oh and Naïf? It’s called breaking up, it’s what people do when they no longer find their partner attractive/attentive/etc, or when there’s an abundance of hair in some place or another (granted, too much hair atop a man’s head is a new one by me!)
Fade, love your kitty avatar!
Diogenes, what part of “I bet” do you not understand? And going on your entitled, presumptuous comments here, I stick to what I said.
“What if he started cross-dressing? Grew his hair out long? In your opinion, is it creepy to dislike any of that, or controlling to ask him to change?”
You sound like a right transphobic little bigot asking that, y’know? You’ve just described members of my family. Go fuck yourself, you little shit.
Um, if he started crossdressing I would say “where what you want, unless it’s got racist/sexist/ableist/w/eist jokes on it”, in which case what we have to talk about is way more than what you’re wearing.
Like… I understand people need to be sexually attracted to their partners (I assume that’s why you were saying fat. Like in a “checkmate” sort of way) but that would not be a dealbreaker for me, especially since then I could rest my head on his tummy while we were watching tv. :p
Like seriously…. the standards you think everyone has are just you. If you need a woman to shave her pubic hair to be sexually attracted to her, say so first thing so she knows not to waste her time with someone who would want to control her body if it’s not something she does and then if she walks like, don’t do anything weird or manipulative. Don’t say “Oh, you should want to make me happy b/c we’re SOs”. That is manipulative because it’s putting your happiness at the expense of what she does to her body, and prioritizing YOU with her body during sexytimes (once a day? a week? Idk how seldom) over HER with her body all the time.
This is my friend Twerpazoid. She passed away a few years ago and now I only have my friends Chickapea and Pika and Cotlette. We miss her still.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/43502856@N00/523925336/