Over on Comics Should Be Good, glimpses of a terrifying misandrist future — and the man who set out to make things right again!
He does look cute in his little cleaning outfit, I have to admit.
Check the whole thing out. It’s pretty hilarious.
EDIT: I changed the link from Buzzfeed to Comics Should Be Good, which originally dug up the comic and shows more from it.
I’m guessing this video will cause a vein to pop in Virgil’s head…
@pseudo_star_17
Manboobz uses the angle brackets < and >. 🙂
I saw one thread arguing fingering was not rape (and should not be illegal?) it was just immoral. He was shouted down for a while but was more persistent.
@Some Gal
So it does. ::facepalm::
Strike two, Virgil. If you want people to see you as less than utterly loathsome, you have to restrain yourself from acting that way.
The “friendzone” doesn’t exist out here in the real world. In the real world people have friends. I know this must be a difficult issue for you, as you don’t seem to have any friends except the voices in your head.
Why don’t you have friends? Because you act like an entitled douchebag to other people. This is something you can change if you choose to. Really, you can.
Here’s the thing. Women are allowed to have friends. And they are allowed to have reasons for wanting to have sex with some friends and not have sex with others. And they do not owe you an explanation or justification for their reasons.
Here’s another thing. If you have no friends because you behave in a vile, loathsome way, then there is no one who is ever going to even entertain the idea that maybe one day they will have sex with you. (Let me let you in on a little secret: If you are hanging around people only in the hopes that they will have sex with you, then you do not have great personality, qed).
If you behave in a way that shows other people that you see them as people, instead of potential places to put your dick, you are more likely to have actual friends. The more friends you have, the more statistically likely it is that one of them will be interested in discussing potential places for you to put your dick. But insulting people, whining, telling them that you know better than they do what they think/feel/know is not the way to convince folks that you see them as people.
Let me put it directly and clearly for you. You are not acting in a way that can be described as “nice”. You are not acting in a way that can be described as “funny”. You are not acting in a way that can be described as having a “good personality”.
I can’t see you, but I can tell you that you sound pretty ugly to me and if you brought this to me in the real world, I’d walk away from you too. And you would have earned it.
Batter up, princess. Try again, you get one more.
@psuedo_star_17
I am just so happy they showed up right. (Argenti taught me and I think this is my first time actually using them since then.)
Virgil, you know how I can tell you’re poor?
Manboobzers, you should be more insulted by my post than Virgil will be.
Is it time for another HTML lesson? Cuz I don’t mind any!
<b>bold</b> or <strong>strong</strong>
<i>italics</i> or <em>emphasis</em>
<del>
delete</del><blockquote>
</blockquote>
Ooooo! Both of them? Awesome!!
We’re not insulted so much as bored, Diogenes, as is typical when you show up.
Now Virgil, he’s entertaining. Obviously if he’s upsetting anyone then he has to go, but I’m finding his flailing quite amusing.
strikethrough?
Nope, apparently not.
Cassandra, you’re not a fan of tact, I take it.
um…why am I insulted?
I’m not a fan of tedious assholes. This is why you should just accept the fact that we’re never going to get along.
Because I’ve filled your pockets with ranch dressing when you weren’t looking.
“Argenti taught me and I think this is my first time actually using them since then.”
Please don’t take this the wrong way, but I actually squeed when I saw you’d made them work. Seeing my random little lessons make even a tiny difference makes me happy 😀
@baroncognito
My pockets?
…since when has “tact” ever been something we were super concerned with here?
Well, obviously, it’s not my house, and I’m not gonna question the rules, especially as I am a guest here and everyone so far has been remarkably patient with my little experiment in wrangling.
I’m still waiting for Virgil’s third swing and miss, so that I can edit him out of my reality with a clear conscience (and, hey, I’m holding out the possibility, however vanishingly small, that I could be surprised).
But I have good, close friends who are gay, and I don’t tolerate the “f-word” in my presence. If someone wanted to call down the banhammer for it’s use, I wouldn’t dream of objecting…
Someone’s pockets, I didn’t really bother to check. Possibly yours, probably mine. There’s only one way to know.
Baroncognito — <s> doesn’t work, use <del> 🙂
@baroncognito
Ah. Now if only diognes would tell me why I should be offended XD
Randomly testing to see if [s] works for me, but with . last time I tried it did.
strikethrough
nutterbutters
delete?I think we’ve heard enough abusive crap from Virgil, esp. with the “fags” remark and the semen comment. I’ve banned him,