Over on Comics Should Be Good, glimpses of a terrifying misandrist future — and the man who set out to make things right again!
He does look cute in his little cleaning outfit, I have to admit.
Check the whole thing out. It’s pretty hilarious.
EDIT: I changed the link from Buzzfeed to Comics Should Be Good, which originally dug up the comic and shows more from it.
BTW, I cross paths with Male Models (subsection – professional musicians) all the time, and I’ve never cheated on Mr C. There’s only one case in which I’ve ever been tempted, and that’s because the guy in question is a total sweetheart.
(I guess Male Model doesn’t actually mean physically attractive? Because, um, not to be mean or anything, but have you seen Rick Ocasek? Musicians at least are often not all that good looking.)
On Skype – apparently my firewall is blocking it, have to shut down the firewall to use Skype. Not happy about that.
O_O now I feel really bad for not taking my male models. I mean there is a thing such as too much sex, varying greatly for different people, but…how much sex would one have to have to do 20 male models a week? how long does sex normally take? So many questions Virgil is making me ask.
What? You feel sorry for the women? Just ask yourself: How many male models are there in the world? How many women are there in the world?
Do these male models even get a refractory period?
I am both trying out my new kitty avatar and wanted to say…wasn’t there a troll from yesteryear who’s signature number was telling David what to write about (especially while challenging his “journalism” credentials?). I just remember because that troll would always remind me of HAL, because he’d say something like “Where’s your outrage about this, Dave?”. Almost always Dave, sometimes David, and the troll would speak to him directly, not just referring to David like most of the regulars do. Maybe that’s who Virgil is? Or have we already sorted his identity?
Also, I do spend time thinking/fantasizing about men that I (personally) find attractive. But that doesn’t mean I’d definitely sleep with them or date them. Like, I (personally) won’t knowingly sleep with a Republican, which means Robert Downey Jr. is out, no matter what he looks like. And though I definitely have a predilection for pretty boys, the only times I’ve had crushes where I was absolutely gaga, doodle our names together, smile randomly, was with guys who were not as conventionally attractive.
Conclusion, for the nth time: Virgil is full of shit.
@Marie
If we skip foreplay (which seems kinda sucky for a number of reasons but whatevs), “sex” (penetration to orgasm) for me takes about 7 minutes. (A friend and I had a long discussion about 5+ years ago and I started checking the clock. This data might be out of date, but we no longer have a proper alarm clock so it will have to do.)
I did consider that, but figured someone had to have a factory churning out male models to meet the number of ladies. But um…. hm. I mean, are there even enough male models to make that work? It seems like they’d never have time to sleep. It just had to be a model factory in my eyes.
@some gal
Thanks for answering 😉 I guess that’s not terribly long, but still, it’d have to be sucky to skip foreplay. It’d help Virgil’s numbers work better though.
@pseudo_star_17
Are you thinking of Some Guy Bored with Your Schtick? That sounds like him. I found him really funny in theory. Actually reading his posts, though, was not fun.
You know, that was awful misandrous of me not to think about the chafing! I wonder whether that’s worse than the hard chairs?
If we’re skipping everything but the straight-up fucking then I may also have to decline my delivery of models.
“Hey girl, you are fat and ugly but today is your lucky day as I’ll make you inferior by sleeping with you?”
“No, why on earth not? You think I’m too ugly, you shallow bitch”
(I usually lurk, but I just can’t help it with Virgil. He’s just so WTF.)
Dearest Virgil, no woman is going to date down? Really? Well, my husband isn’t what anyone would call a ‘male model’, let alone even standardly attractive. Yet I still married him. Why? For his personality. He’s one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met. A real nice guy, not a Nice Guy tm. And strangely, his looks never stopped him from getting laid before we were together. Turns out not being an enormous douchebag overflowing with seething rage is a great way to pick up women.
Also. People are allowed to find other people attractive. That doesn’t mean they’re out fucking a super model every 16.8 hours. I can go on about who I find attractive and then not have sex with them! I know, it’s crazy!
And if I saw David and a male model on the beach, I’d offer to buy David a beer (or other beverage) for being so fucking awesome.
Well, at the very least, we can all agree that this 10 male model a week requirement isn’t making anyone happy.
Why can’t we buy them both a beer? Though since we’re on a beach I may have to opt for a rum drink.
@Marie
It really depends on how you define sex, though. The main reason my friend and I were curious is because so much media emphasizes how long men have to last and how longer sex is better (and, of course, assumes piv is the be-all, end-all) and we thought it all sounded too long. IIRC, she came in (I am all over the tasteless puns today) at under 10 minutes too.
Anyway, the media is wrong (at least in the “everyone does it this way” sense). Shocker.
Hey, Virgil, come on. Part of confidence is stepping back up to the plate when you strike out. Do you want to learn to productively engage with real, live, actual human females or do you just want to whinge there in the corner?
Let him answer (or, I suspect, not) for himself, please, Manboobzers. This is how we learn, right? He needs to demonstrate (to me, anyway, for this little exercise) that he’s actually interested in becoming less unattractive. I suspect I know the answer, and that he’s going to chicken out, but I’m feeling filled with the spirit of St Patrick (otherwise known as Jamesons) and I want to see if it’s possible to cast out at least one snake.
It’s a good thing I’m not filled with any spirits yet or I might give in to the urge to mock Virgil a lot more snarkily.
(Shut up, I know it’s not a real word.)
@CassandraSays
I just don’t know how I would even begin to calculate how long foreplay lasts without it interfering with the foreplay.
@ some gal
That makes sense. I was just asking cuz I’m very inexperienced* and didn’t have a guesstimate.
*and by very inexperienced I mean virgin who has never dated. not that Virgil would believe me, since I’m a girl 😛
Snarkily is too a word and I like it and so there!
@ Some Gal
You get a third person to stand by the bed with a stopwatch.
I’m pretty sure that this is one of the non-quantum situations in which the observer effect plays a part.
@Marie
It gave me an excuse to fuck for “science” so it was fun. I am just glad my results have some use! LOL.
@Cassandra If we’re holding time trials, do I get cheerleaders too?