Over on PUAhate.com, a fellow named Virgil challenges the widely held manosphere notion that women start losing their appeal once they hit their early 20s. According to him, the real turning point comes at the ripe old age of 25 or so. Why? Let’s let him explain — and in the process demonstrate how to use the word “c*ntathlon” in a sentence.
Behaviour has to count for something.
Any between ages 18-21 is in her Looks/reproductive Prime but The behaviour in these ages stinks.
Its like a competition to see who can out-cunt the other.
From simple things like skipping lines, to humiliating people in public, to ostracising people.
Its a damn cuntathlon.
We have to have some quality control here okes.
I fully agree that age 24-25 is the tip of the iceberg here folk.
Walk with me.
-she still looks attractive
-She’s starting work and therefore is in a controlled environment where validation is far less.Thus cooling the cunty behaviour
-she’s at the perfect equilibriu$ of grown up behaviour and youthful Looks.
Virgil gets some challenges from the regulars.
JackOfJokers argues that 25-year-olds are still as badly behaved as 18-21-year-olds, and not as good-looking:
Sounds nice in theory Virgil, but the truth is they still get validated fuckloads by desperate office guys, they’re super stuck up, and they definitely look much worse; fat, cellulite, wrinkles, shitty diet, etc.
Mechanical Animals agrees:
If you think girls act much different from 18-21 to 24-25 you are fucking deluded.
Life after high school is exactly that, a continuation after high school.
What does this mean is exactly that, the good looking people keeps living in a bubble of validation way past their academical period.
Life of the sub 8 is a dead end, a merciless damnation. Think about all these beautiful, fucking females. You will never touch them.
The “sub-8” bit is a reference to the notion, seemingly held by 90% of the denizens of PUAhate, that only “male models” ever get to have sex with women.
Genetically Inferior, meanwhile, makes the case for “jailbait.”
15-18 is prime for a female but nobody will admit it
This arouses much ire from the regulars, not so much because Genetically Inferior is being a crepy pedo, but because “at 15 most chicks barely even have any tits developed,” as the similarly named Genetics puts it. “Wake up to reality incel,” Genetics continues in a second comment,
stop comparing tumblr feeds and “jailbait” associated websites of the top percent of teens to the average titless whore. At fifteen you’re merely in grade 10, most chicks have little tits and ass to show for.
Doesn’t start getting good untill 17-18 then peak at 21
I gave up reading the thread at this point as it seemed to have degenerated into little more than a collection of “jailbait” pictures.
@Cloudiah, GGP = Governments Get Puppies. Though pretzels would be good too. Why does the world ignore my pretzel-less plight!?? *cries*
*turns to page six*
Did you fail to notice the random dude because you saw your lover and you lit up with a thousand watt smile? Turn to page six.
Did you fail to notice the random dude because you noticed an embroidery pattern featuring your favorite characters from Earth Final Conflict and fell into rapture? Turn to page fifteen.
@Marie
I cannot tell you how many times I have clicked through on someone’s gravatar and gone “Oh, THAT’S what that was.” I think I kept seeing one of The Kittehs’ as a fishtank (it was a picture of her and the mister and I knew that and still my brain kept seeing a fishtank).
I might make a knight’s helmet, though. I have been planning on replacing it with a Perler-beaded cat to fit in while doing my own thing, but haven’t gotten around to it.
(FWIW, it is the Disney princesses because I made the patterns for them myself. Sometimes I am more directly inspired by patterns other people own than I am comfortable promoting…)
Page 6: You continue your life without interacting with the man and you reach your destination on time, allowing you five minutes to grab a quick bite before you get on with things.
To buy a pretzel, go to Bayern.
To get a bageldog, you’re out of luck, which is too bad because bagel dogs were awesome. (though I found a recipe online).
To get a danish, go to the coffee cart.
Page 54: You continue turning his head and flag down someone to help put a fluffy white jacket, a beak, and large round lenses on his eyes. You knew you carried those items around for a reason.
That should have been page sixteen for the first choice. Sheesh.
I don’t know. It could be a Braincandy “stuck in your happiest moment forever” type thing.
By, say, not offering to blow and/or emotionally validate the older men who’re leering at them at the coffee shop/in line at the grocery store/when they’re waiting for their schoolbus?
Page fifteen.
You have died an enviable death while following your lifes greatest passions. Welcome to heaven, filled with fine linens, the finest flosses in every hue of the universe and seventeen types of embroidery magazines to keep you happily working on projects from now to the end of eternity, plus three days.
I’d always thought Some Gal’s username was making fun of that troll Some-Guy-Bored-With-Your-Schtick. I could be wrong about that.
This PUA-troll, he’s deep.
Back to the OP and JackOfJokers:
We now have both office guys and Facebook friends as two groups who validate women who don’t “deserve” it. I feel like I should start a list (although the list of what was misandric got unwieldy and I didn’t really save it like I should have. I remember the thread though and plan to put it together eventually). I am sure that there will be many more since these guys don’t seem to ever deserve validation.
Have we ever gotten other women listed as a source of “unearned” validation. I think it is implied in all the feminists are ruining the world talk, but have they ever explicitly said it?
Guy Noir–yup, that’s it.
I seem to now have a new Gravatar; thanks for the tutorial link, Cloudiah!
Now the mages are free? After I already bought a six-pack of them?
@Guy Noir
You are right. I posted a couple of times as Atheist, A Feminist, but then was so amused by Some Guy and his schtick that I decided a change was in order. 🙂
Okay.
I’ve been a tad whiney on the thread and I’m sorry. I feel much better now.
I cried and my headache is gone….. seriously WTF.
I think the choose you own adventure results would depend on who wrote it.
MRA: Page 6: You ignored a man whose intentions were to compliment you. Misandry!
My favorite part of Glenn’s posts was how his first post was all, “It’s okay ladies, you may still be attractive until you’re 30 or even 34! These young PUAs don’t know what they’re talking about!” and then when he started attacking Some Gal, he did so by saying she’s probably over 25 and therefore unable to attract a “quality ATTRACTIVE man.” He could at least try to be consistent.
Wow. That Glenn was smooth. And I must fess up to y’all, folks: I have been lying the whole time. I am, in fact, a delicious sandwich. On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a sandwich.
Seriously, what is WITH the folks who seem to get off on imagining other people being miserable? I mean, I get no pleasure thinking, I dunno, that NWO has a miserable life. I mean, he didn’t exactly sound HAPPY, but for all I know, he really does have a happy fulfilling life of milk machining. And given the options, I’d really rather he be a happy troll than a miserable one.
We should totally write a cooperative CYOA. You do it by giving everyone permissions on a blog or wiki, one person writes the first page, another person picks an option, makes a new page for it to link to, writes that page, and so on.
I guess my name makes me a sane cat. Is there such a thing?
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@melody
It’s cool. We all know what it is like to not feel well. 🙂 I’d rather read all about the things you want to whine about than Glenn P’s attempts to challenge my boundaries.
Great, now you’ve got me imagining parts of that book.
The man says that if your teeth were a little less crooked, you’d have a stunning smile.
To tear his clothes off and ravish him right there, turn to page 18.
Lessee, you and Mac are the bread, Gigi’s the mayo, Sneak’s the cheese, Miranda’s the meat…I’m putting too much thought into this.
Random video that made me smile:
Hm… thread needs moar cyute:
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@LBT
I wouldn’t say I get off on it, but I do sometimes enjoy a fantasy of some asshole being as miserable as he or she makes other people (or me in particular). Sharing them with people who haven’t previously consented does seem an awful lot like launching into a detailed sexual fetish fantasy out if nowhere. There isn’t anything shameful about having either, but I think before I share and it will inevitably reveal a lot more about me than about the subject of the fantasy.
of course, seeing their neggs, they probably think that’s how it works…..