Over on PUAhate.com, a fellow named Virgil challenges the widely held manosphere notion that women start losing their appeal once they hit their early 20s. According to him, the real turning point comes at the ripe old age of 25 or so. Why? Let’s let him explain — and in the process demonstrate how to use the word “c*ntathlon” in a sentence.
Behaviour has to count for something.
Any between ages 18-21 is in her Looks/reproductive Prime but The behaviour in these ages stinks.
Its like a competition to see who can out-cunt the other.
From simple things like skipping lines, to humiliating people in public, to ostracising people.
Its a damn cuntathlon.
We have to have some quality control here okes.
I fully agree that age 24-25 is the tip of the iceberg here folk.
Walk with me.
-she still looks attractive
-She’s starting work and therefore is in a controlled environment where validation is far less.Thus cooling the cunty behaviour
-she’s at the perfect equilibriu$ of grown up behaviour and youthful Looks.
Virgil gets some challenges from the regulars.
JackOfJokers argues that 25-year-olds are still as badly behaved as 18-21-year-olds, and not as good-looking:
Sounds nice in theory Virgil, but the truth is they still get validated fuckloads by desperate office guys, they’re super stuck up, and they definitely look much worse; fat, cellulite, wrinkles, shitty diet, etc.
Mechanical Animals agrees:
If you think girls act much different from 18-21 to 24-25 you are fucking deluded.
Life after high school is exactly that, a continuation after high school.
What does this mean is exactly that, the good looking people keeps living in a bubble of validation way past their academical period.
Life of the sub 8 is a dead end, a merciless damnation. Think about all these beautiful, fucking females. You will never touch them.
The “sub-8” bit is a reference to the notion, seemingly held by 90% of the denizens of PUAhate, that only “male models” ever get to have sex with women.
Genetically Inferior, meanwhile, makes the case for “jailbait.”
15-18 is prime for a female but nobody will admit it
This arouses much ire from the regulars, not so much because Genetically Inferior is being a crepy pedo, but because “at 15 most chicks barely even have any tits developed,” as the similarly named Genetics puts it. “Wake up to reality incel,” Genetics continues in a second comment,
stop comparing tumblr feeds and “jailbait” associated websites of the top percent of teens to the average titless whore. At fifteen you’re merely in grade 10, most chicks have little tits and ass to show for.
Doesn’t start getting good untill 17-18 then peak at 21
I gave up reading the thread at this point as it seemed to have degenerated into little more than a collection of “jailbait” pictures.
Glenn’s name makes me sad, because Glenn from The Walking Dead is loads cooler. And hawt. And a decent human being. So, entirely different from Trollglenn.
@Argenti Aertheri:
You look like the Cheshire Cat! (ok, probably I’m not the first one who tells you that…)
Still catching up, but…
@Falyne
Welcome and feel free to unlurk whenever. We love new people who dislike Glenn P. 🙂
@ArchaeoHolmes
I have dreamt about arguing with them online. So, yes.
ShiOres — that’s exactly what I was going for, so I don’t mind confirmation that other people get it 🙂
Also, since we’re owning up to how our nym’s totes reveal our inner selves, I may as well come clean now and admit that I am in fact the Germanic goddess of the dawn and spring. See? I’m even changing my profile pic to show my true self. It’s true I can’t walk down any street in America feeling super confident, mostly just because I don’t really walk, I basically sort of glide everywhere on a sled drawn by bunnies (Radagast stole the idea from me).
Okay, caught up.
@Fibinachi
Really great analysis. It is just really hard for me to think of WOWing or ZESTing men as a passive activity. (Same with walking down the street.) As you all know (but Glenn P doesn’t seem to), I am an actual human person and so when I do something, I am doing it actively. Especially when we are talking about something like achieving my sexual fantasies (or whatever he sad). If I want something in bed, I ask for it, which is active and then I do certain things, which is also active. So, to me, Glenn P listed a bunch if things I DO and then something that would be done TO ME. It seemed totally different.
It is strange to think of devaluing women so much that you could forget they are (at least) active participants in their own lives. Strange and icky.
I just spotted a Freudian typo in my post. Glenn P is sad, but he also said things.
@gillian
gah. *grimaces* …whyyyyy….
@some gal
I never thought about it that way. :/ Does sound like his mind-track though.
If this is really incoherent, I blame the repeating video game music in the background here.
Why would you waste a perfectly good drink like that? I don’t even like whiskey, but I still value it too much to waste it washing some creep’s poorly styled locks.
I’d respond to that with “I was starting to like you to, but look, you just fucked it up. See ya.”
(One of the more stupid things about PUA is that they’re forgetting that women are, on average, possessed of greater linguistic skills than men. We’ve been learning the art of the snide put-down for longer than you have, dudes, and we’re better at it. Don’t make us use that skill on you in front of the friends who you’re trying to impress.)
BigMomma I’m glad the recommendations were useful, I personally had a lot of fun going back and finding the books I read at around your daughters age and remembering why I enjoyed them!
I can’t remember if I recommended them at the time, but The Wizard of Earthsea books by Ursula K. LeGuinn are awesome, particularly as the vast majority of characters are people of colour.
And LeGuinn gets really pissed off when people whitewash her books, like in the cover art of in tv or film adaptations.
Ok, I concede, get the whiskey, drink the whiskey, toss the free peanuts on Glenn. Or maybe a glass of water. Neither’s nearly the waste that whiskey is.
Hey Glenn, want to interpret my nym?
No one tell him what it means, please. Make him do his Latin homework.
@Argenti
I actually think you’d get an answer like his analysis of mine. You are desperate to prove to the world that you are happy. (Happy, hopeful name means the opposite, obvs. Also, you can’t understand Latin for troll reasons.) But, we are the Tweedles – of course we are both hiding crushing boredom and despair. Evil crushing boredom and despair (or was it insane?). 🙂
I guess my nym means that I never say anything? Evidence says otherwise, but obviously that wouldn’t be important to a PUA.
I wouldn’t want to be drinking around Glenn at all……….
We’re up to 62 signatures on my petition now!
I found something cool….And I have low impulse control so I’m gonna post a excerpt and a link.
How We Criticize Men Vs. How We Criticize Women
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/how-we-criticize-men-vs-how-we-criticize-women/
@Marie: Actually, I meant just high school in general. Just because of the kind of environment high school is. True, I know there are SOME high school students who don’t conform to its ridiculous social rules, but it’s still too much of a risk.
@ArchaeoHolmes: I never had any dreams about MRAs (at least not any that I can remember), but once I played Hotline Miami right after reading Manboobz and completely involuntarily imagined that the tons of dudes I had to murder were MRAs. It was a… bizarre experience.
Some Gal — we’re the tweedles who can’t figure out if they’re evil, insane, or both. Fitting for tweedles really.
And I can’t know Latin because, um, Cicero is really annoying to EA’s and seriously impossible to understand. Making reading actual Latin quite a challenge.
Historophilia: A suggestion–before you present the petition to whomever, ask them how many signatures it would take to persuade them that they need to reconsider their stance. If you’ve got that number locked up (and especially, if it’s already beaten by a nice margin), you can just slap the petition down and declare, “Done! Next step?” The idea is to keep them from being able to establish a goalpost AFTER you’ve already done your legwork. Pin ’em down, then you can call bullshit if they try to change it retroactively. I’d suggest e-mail, because it also creates that lovely ‘paper’ trail.
Melody: I’m almost afraid to find out if they have an entry for Pulanski.
Argenti: Forget the peanuts. Glenn is worth nothing more than the peanut shells/paper (depending on the type of peanuts your bar of choice stocks). The good thing about this, though, is that either of those will also cover him in dust that will get under his clothes and hopefully make him so itchy he needs to go change. (Shoulder-devil whispers: “If we’re really lucky, he’s mildly allergic, too!”)
Glenn looks kind of greasy, so if you’re in a bar that offers gummy bears as a snack, throw those. They’ll stick to him, and then he can try his lines while walking around covered in gummy bears,
Fibinachi – I always <3 your comments.
Wowing someone with your zest sounds like sneaking wasabi into their food. Or better yet for Pratchett fans, WowWow Sauce!
… Now there's something I'd like to use on PUAs, MRAs et al …
I was thinking more lemon zest, which would taste a bit odd in certain dishes. I was also thinking “what kind of tool uses a word like that when he’s trying to persuade women that they should want to impress him?”. If Glenn is supposed to be teaching other men social skills and how to verbally charm the ladies, I hope he offers a money back guarantee.
On “Zest”:
Who isn’t wowed by women who use soap?
Now I want to make orange zest scones….But I need to sleep because I have a 14 hour shift coming up……..
I think that attaching gummy bears to Glenn might improve his success rate. With small children, his target audience.