Over on PUAhate.com, a fellow named Virgil challenges the widely held manosphere notion that women start losing their appeal once they hit their early 20s. According to him, the real turning point comes at the ripe old age of 25 or so. Why? Let’s let him explain — and in the process demonstrate how to use the word “c*ntathlon” in a sentence.
Behaviour has to count for something.
Any between ages 18-21 is in her Looks/reproductive Prime but The behaviour in these ages stinks.
Its like a competition to see who can out-cunt the other.
From simple things like skipping lines, to humiliating people in public, to ostracising people.
Its a damn cuntathlon.
We have to have some quality control here okes.
I fully agree that age 24-25 is the tip of the iceberg here folk.
Walk with me.
-she still looks attractive
-She’s starting work and therefore is in a controlled environment where validation is far less.Thus cooling the cunty behaviour
-she’s at the perfect equilibriu$ of grown up behaviour and youthful Looks.
Virgil gets some challenges from the regulars.
JackOfJokers argues that 25-year-olds are still as badly behaved as 18-21-year-olds, and not as good-looking:
Sounds nice in theory Virgil, but the truth is they still get validated fuckloads by desperate office guys, they’re super stuck up, and they definitely look much worse; fat, cellulite, wrinkles, shitty diet, etc.
Mechanical Animals agrees:
If you think girls act much different from 18-21 to 24-25 you are fucking deluded.
Life after high school is exactly that, a continuation after high school.
What does this mean is exactly that, the good looking people keeps living in a bubble of validation way past their academical period.
Life of the sub 8 is a dead end, a merciless damnation. Think about all these beautiful, fucking females. You will never touch them.
The “sub-8” bit is a reference to the notion, seemingly held by 90% of the denizens of PUAhate, that only “male models” ever get to have sex with women.
Genetically Inferior, meanwhile, makes the case for “jailbait.”
15-18 is prime for a female but nobody will admit it
This arouses much ire from the regulars, not so much because Genetically Inferior is being a crepy pedo, but because “at 15 most chicks barely even have any tits developed,” as the similarly named Genetics puts it. “Wake up to reality incel,” Genetics continues in a second comment,
stop comparing tumblr feeds and “jailbait” associated websites of the top percent of teens to the average titless whore. At fifteen you’re merely in grade 10, most chicks have little tits and ass to show for.
Doesn’t start getting good untill 17-18 then peak at 21
I gave up reading the thread at this point as it seemed to have degenerated into little more than a collection of “jailbait” pictures.
A couple of my female co-workers just came back in from lunch saying that a “creepy weird old guy” out the front of our building told them they had beautiful legs, and asked “Do you have boyfriends?” Needless to say, they weren’t charmed, they didn’t immediately drop their panties, and in fact they couldn’t get away fast enough.
Say, I wonder if Glenn P. is holidaying in Sydney right now..?
@clairedammit
LOL. That cat looks pretty much like I did when Glenn P asked me if I wanted a drink.
There’s also this tail flick.
I’m not sure how that’s even a thing. I know people confuse the vulva with the vagina, but I don’t understand what you’re getting at about vaginas not being visible bothering certain overly choosy men.
@Historophilia Hooray!!! Good luck with the signature gathering. If your Union sees that there is demand for multiple groups, hopefully they will relent on the recognition!
And then you can present them with a red velvet cake filled with jam!
All hail the new feminist overlord whatsit – hard chairs and scented candles for everyone!!
That depends on if it’s good music. Like this:
http://youtu.be/R3RpAye-wE8
It’s quite a powerful vocal performance in the first five minutes.
Seriously, I went downstairs for dinner and when I come back there are cats everywhere! As if reading this blog couldn’t get any better!
@The Kittehs’ Unpaid Help Millennium hand and shrimp?
@Gillian – You can blow that out of your teapot and no mistake.
@Kittehs Ah, Foul Ole Ron… I should head off to bed. I’ve got Mort next on my list!
You are a PUA. Your alarm clock goes off and you’re not with a woman or anyone. It is 1:30 PM.
To press the snooze button and go back to sleep, turn to page 62.
To press the dismiss button then go back to sleep because you thought you pressed the snooze button, turn to page 85.
To continuously press the snooze button repeatedly only to go back to sleep until you fall out of bed, turn to page 92.
To get up only to find out that you slept on the remote and your back is going to hurt all day and you’re going to be miserable, turn to page 113.
To enthusiastically get up knowing that you’re going to bed another HB10: Ha ha ha, no.
It is the day of your friend’s party. You don’t have any clean clothes.
To go to Wal-Mart to buy some cheap clothes because you can’t afford any good clothes since you spent all your money on alcohol trying to pick up women, turn to page 97.
To wear the same thing you wore three days in a row last week but didn’t bother to clean, turn to page 118.
To call your friend and tell him you have food poisoning, turn to page 18.
To just not go to the party and just make some resentful comments on feminist blogs, turn to page 23.
To go buy some nice clothes, go to the party, impress everyone there, and not only bed an HB10, but network with a famous entertainment industry executive to get your dreams to come true and become a rich, famous celebrity, ummmmm, no.
@Gillian
Occasionally this blog breaks out in cats. Many would say it’s a terrible affliction, but everyone here approves (except trolls).
Oh, except that I really want to know what’s on page 18. When you turn to page 18, does it say, “Hahaha! No human female would actually respond this way, return to the beginning!”
OMG!! That’s it! We need to come up with a CYOA for PUAs to show them how a real human being would respond to each of their techniques. Because I just can’t believe it doesn’t end up pretty much like this every time.
And then they get all touchy and defensive, like glennypoo there.
Gurk… Like this.
I’m guess that’s what Glenn chose.
OTish, but since the link got posted…
I just noticed that no one in xkcd has faces. It’s starting to freak me out the more I look at them. Why don’t they have faces?
“Life of the sub 8 is a dead end, a merciless damnation. Think about all these beautiful, fucking females. You will never touch them.”
Translation:
Oh my god, I hate those fucking beautiful females so much. Oh my god, I want one so bad, sooooooo bad…I could just die. But shit! They have positive self-esteem reinforced by a culture that values looks — just like I value looks! Nevermind that they are human and have their own set of problems — I don’t have to empathize with them, they aren’t human like I am, god damn it!
Yes, and if you could move beyond valuing a human based on their looks, you might stop thinking of yourself as a victim for being a so-called “sub 8” (the terminology is absurd). But the same cultural bullshit you seem to scorn you also choose to buy into whole-heartedly. You’re a victim of the values you choose to worship. Sad bastards.
Guys, we’ve got a troll loose in this thread in case any of you want to sharpen your (newly kittified) claws.
@cloudiah
I’ll check it out. 😀 (though I may regret this in the morning XD It’s past my bed time)
Ooh this looks like fun! (much more fun than writing my Bible paper)
You are a PUA. You arrive at a dark corner of the internet called Manboobz. You begin to spout your wisdom. Everyone laughs at you.
If you launch into a tirade about how none of them can get laid, because MISANDRY turn to page 83.
If you create a whiny reaction post on your blog that nobody reads, turn to page 22.
If you rage wank because this is the first female attention you’ve gotten all month, turn to page 109.
If you have an epiphany and suddenly realize the error of your ways… ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE *bzzt*
When is the last time you’ve turned the head of a man, had him approach you and then you WOW’D him with your intellect, spontaneity and zest for life?
It’s like a weird combination between a shampoo commercial and commercial for those spice packs that make salad dressings and marinades.
Women who eat salad SMIIIIIIIILE and walk down the street all femininininineeeeen.
Marie’s kitty gravatar is so cute. 😯
We should totally write a cooperative CYOA.
OMG, this would be so awesome.
I think Sneak is the cheese because both Sneak and cheese are awesome.
Yesterday SUCKED. Today is better. You all are love (except the PUA guy).
I ADORE MegaTen! OMG! Best! Video! Game! Series! Evah!
I think I’m caught up….
And my blockquotes didn’t even show up!
Trying again…
Women who eat salad SMIIIIIIIILE and walk down the street all femininininineeeeen.
Marie’s kitty gravatar is so cute. 😯
We should totally write a cooperative CYOA.
OMG, this would be so awesome.
I think Sneak is the cheese because both Sneak and cheese are awesome.
Yesterday SUCKED. Today is better. You all are love (except the PUA guy).
I ADORE MegaTen! OMG! Best! Video! Game! Series! Evah!
I think I’m caught up….
YES!
Nailed it.
Man, @ Deoridhe, salads never leave me full, so if I have nothing but salad for lunch, I walk down the street all grumpy-like >:(
Everyone’s new avatars are adorable! I thought I’d join in.
My cat is very suspicious of my pets.
Ok, I mostly lurk here, but I have to say, Glenn’s shittery was entertaining, and learning how to kittyvatar was totally worth it. :3