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The search for a slut-free college

Don't let the books fool you -- these gals are up to no good!
Don’t let the books fool you — these gals are up to no good!

So the high school freshman who calls himself Bostonian42 is thinking ahead to college. And he’s got questions. Well, actually just one question, which he’s asking people about every college he’s interested in: is this college full of sluts? Because if it is, he wants none of it.

Here he is, inquiring about Dartmouth:

Dartmouth

He’s posted similar comments for eight other colleges.

Sounds like he may want to avoid whatever college it is that Amanda here is going to. (See here for more from this inadvertantly hilarious comic book.)

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(Thanks to @MaraWritesStuff on Twitter for alerting the world to Boston42’s noble quest.)

(Oh, and I guess I’m back to posting again, though my posts may be a little light for awhile.)

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Bagelsan
11 years ago

Can I judge PurpleFail’s grammar? I’mma judge his grammar.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Hey purple gobshite, you wanna judge women, how about judging the men doing the same thing in the same way? Wouldn’t like anyone to think you had double standards or anything.

Bagelsan
11 years ago

Maybe his name is Purple Priapism. ‘Cause that is the mating call of a man getting none.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Dammit, Bagelsan, you owe me a cup of cocoa now!

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

So much fail.

Judge women for sluttiness = judging them by a standard you hold no men to. From now on, I’m doing a mental thing where when you call a woman a slut I hear STUD. This will improve my own life 100%, I think.

Judge women for sluttiness = cuz it’s totally your business who they sleep with.

Judge women for sluttiness = continuing a long line of policing women’s sexuality that has NEVER been about benefiting women, but benefiting men.

I could go on and on. There are so many levels of wrong packed into such a tiny comment….

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Hey purps, how many women (assuming you’re straight) have you been with? If you say a certain magical number, I’m going to assume you’re filthy and not worthy of any woman who just wants a nice, sweet guy. If you say a number too low — or admit you’re a virgin at all, some women with bad intentions may go after you because they want to take advantage of your inexperience. In fact, you’re worth more because of that inexperience. But keep in mind, what these suspiciously pious women intend for you has nothing to do with what you want (even if it’s just a bit of fun). No, you’re their reward for being so awesome and at the same time, insecure.

How’s that feel, purps?

Bagelsan
11 years ago

From now on, I’m doing a mental thing where when you call a woman a slut I hear STUD.

I like this idea!

Marie
11 years ago

@howardbann1ster

From now on, I’m doing a mental thing where when you call a woman a slut I hear STUD. This will improve my own life 100%, I think.

I should do this too. It’d certainly make things nicer.

@Purple Prick

Nobody cares what you think about women. Also, I fail to see how who women sleep with/ how they dress affects you.

The Purple Star
The Purple Star
11 years ago

So much fail.

o.O

Judge women for sluttiness = judging them by a standard you hold no men to.

That’s where you’re wrong, howardbann1ster. A promiscuous man is just as much of a slut as a woman who behaves that way. I hold everybody to the same standard : gay/straight/man/woman/cis/trans.

Judge women for sluttiness = cuz it’s totally your business who they sleep with.

Wellllll, if I’m sleeping with a woman who is sleeping around with other men then yeah, it *is* my bzns since our sex lives intersect. If you make your sexual endeavors known to others, then people are going to judge you for it.

Judge women for sluttiness = continuing a long line of policing women’s sexuality that has NEVER been about benefiting women, but benefiting men.

See above. I couldn’t care less about what happened in the olden days; that was then this now. IDK where you people get this idea that women are speshul snowflakes that are entitled to exemption from judgement for their actions. Whatever happened to responsibility? Oh wait, that’s right……..It’s just for the guys.

cloudiah
11 years ago

IDK where you people get this idea that women are speshul snowflakes that are entitled to exemption from judgement for their actions. Whatever happened to responsibility? Oh wait, that’s right……..It’s just for the guys.

Keep building those strawmen, Purple, and we’ll keep setting fire to them.

But seriously, why are you here? Is there some argument you want to make? Or are you just trollin’?

Marie
11 years ago

@purple prick

Why do you care so much about judging people for how much sex they have. If you don’t want to have sex with someone who’s had a lot, don’t. But not everyone has to have your standards.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

I… what?

What do you think happens to people when they have sex with each other, Purple? Do you think it cosmically injures nearby kittens? What are you judging them for, exactly?

ArchaeoHolmes
ArchaeoHolmes
11 years ago

@Purple car
What fucking business is it of yours what other people do, you curtain-twitcher, you?

Btw, the STUD idea is tops

M Dubz
11 years ago

Dude, I don’t think ANY of us here are holding women and men to a different standard. I know personally, as long as everyone in the sexual encounter is open and honest, I don’t care how many other people they have fucked or will fuck in the future. It is seriously all good.

Also, re: responsibility. It is totally possible to be suuuuuuper slutty and also suuuuuper responsible by being honest with your partners, practicing safer sex, and getting tested regularly. And it’s possible to be a manipulative, dishonest, cheating virgin.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Oh hey, purps, you bullshit here:

“See above. I couldn’t care less about what happened in the olden days; that was then this now. IDK where you people get this idea that women are speshul snowflakes that are entitled to exemption from judgement for their actions.”

What the hell does that mean? Slut-shaming is good? You disregard history on purpose? You can’t talk about this subject analytically without consulting the past, dispshit. What? All women with a sexual past have an STD? Is that what you’re implying?
In what dimension are men called sluts for bedding a shit-ton of women? Go ahead, I’m listening. And this “responsibility” you keep invoking? Please explain how having a sexual history requires judgement.

“Whatever happened to responsibility? Oh wait, that’s right……..It’s just for the guys.”

You are in denial, son. Men are called sluts for liking to fuck? When? Where? Women get blamed for getting raped. Are you talking about getting women pregnant, and then men getting asked to help support the child? Be clear. Please, be clear.

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

*ducks to avoid the point flying over purps head*

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

“The olden days” LOL LOL

Today is apparently the olden days for Mister Oh So Modern.

Kim
Kim
11 years ago

@Purple
To understand how ridiculous you sound, imagine you’re talking about something else that just as much not your business, like how often people go to the park, or if they always go to the same park.

That’s behaviour that they can control, and you can judge them for it too if you really want to. But all that shows is that you’re the one with the problem.

It’s a bit like freedom of speech.. just because you can say anything stupid damn thing that occurs to you, doesn’t make it right or sensible, or immune from criticism.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I go to a park every day! Sometimes I go to a different park in the afternoon! Sometimes I’ll go to a third park! And sometimes I’ll even go looking for a random park! I’m a total park slut!

Kim
Kim
11 years ago

You are kitteh! I am judging you so hard right now!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

::slinks to corner of Park Slut shame::

ostara321
ostara321
11 years ago

That’s where you’re wrong, howardbann1ster. A promiscuous man is just as much of a slut as a woman who behaves that way. I hold everybody to the same standard : gay/straight/man/woman/cis/trans.

That’s great, you’re apparently an entitled, judgemental jerk to everyone. I bet you’re a real joy at parties. The thing is, even if YOU personally DO in fact hold everyone to the same standards, not everyone else does, historically or currently. Your judgement is up against a background of years and years and years of judging only women for presumed sexual promiscuity and shaming them for it. There is no such parallel for shaming men. Calling a man a “slut” has nowhere near the weight that calling a woman a “slut” has because historically (and currently) men were (are) encouraged to be promiscuous or at least, it wasn’t (isn’t) thought of as a big concern if they were. When you judge anyone you just sound annoying and like someone who’s complaining about something that isn’t any of their business. But when you judge women specifically, you feed into that history of judging and shaming women for something men are typically not judged for nearly as much. Not to mention, if you dig deeper into history, (and not by much) there’s way darker punishments than just being called a slut for women who are merely presumed to be promiscuous. (why the hell am I bothering explaining feminism 101 with this troll??)

Wellllll, if I’m sleeping with a woman who is sleeping around with other men then yeah, it *is* my bzns since our sex lives intersect. If you make your sexual endeavors known to others, then people are going to judge you for it.

Do you sleep with men too? Is that why you hold men to the same standards? If not, this statement is in direct contradiction to your previous statement. Either you are merely concerned about people’s sexual history because you are concerned about your health (which is still rather suspect, since rather than shaming a partner into telling you all their past partners so you can call them a slutty slut, an STD test would be way more effective in gauging any potential health risks in part because not all STDs are contracted via sex, not all “sluts” contract diseases, and not everyone is going to be super forthcoming with an accusatory partner, particularly a partner who says “If you make your sexual endeavors known to others, then people are going to judge you for it.”) OR you just like to judge people. Which is fine, but don’t be surprised when people judge you for being an insufferable douchecanoe who shames people for things that are none of hir business. Yes, if you’re someone who wants to be in a monogamous relationship it is good to be with someone else who wants that as well, but it’s generally considered bad form to follow your partner around, watching them for slutty behavior. Especially when you can do this thing called talking to your partner about like, what you want out of the relationship, whether you want to be monogamous, etc. Of course, this all assumes you are in fact merely concerned about someone else’s sex life because you are intimate with them and you do not want to contract a disease and do not want any misunderstandings of the terms of the relationship, rather than perhaps just being someone who likes to pass judgement on strangers you presume to be promiscuous based on mannerisms, dress and body type.*

See above. I couldn’t care less about what happened in the olden days; that was then this now. IDK where you people get this idea that women are speshul snowflakes that are entitled to exemption from judgement for their actions. Whatever happened to responsibility? Oh wait, that’s right……..It’s just for the guys.

I’m not sure what you mean by “responsibility”. Responsibility to keep from getting pregnant? A lot of women do use contraceptives. If you are concerned about this though, it’s been proven time and time again that comprehensive sex ed (ie, teaching people how to use contraceptives) is generally way more effective than trying to shame people into abstinence. Or do you mean responsibility to keep from contracting and/or spreading diseases? Again, if that’s your concern, surely you’re much more worried about people getting vaccines when they can and using protection as much as possible? As far as responsibility being just for the guys, if you mean it in either of the above contexts, there are male and female condoms and male and female contraceptives. However, women are actually generally expected to be far more “responsible” in cases of disease contraction or accidental pregnancy. Historically AND currently.

*my money’s on “zie just likes to pass judgement on strangers zie presumes to be promiscuous based on mannerisms, dress and body type.”

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

Do you sleep with men too? Is that why you hold men to the same standards? If not, this statement is in direct contradiction to your previous statement.

THIS! I knew there was something wrong with the answers… but I couldn’t tease it out. Thanks, Ostara!

Bagelsan
11 years ago

Ooh, The Kitteh’s, I only go to one park regularly. ‘Cause it’s super close to my house. But that doesn’t make me lazy, it makes makes me less slutty than you! OH SNAP. PARK HO.

ostara321
ostara321
11 years ago

@Howard, no problem. I’m not the best troll wrangler, but I do believe Manboobz has given me a very good tutorial on troll wrangling.

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