So the high school freshman who calls himself Bostonian42 is thinking ahead to college. And he’s got questions. Well, actually just one question, which he’s asking people about every college he’s interested in: is this college full of sluts? Because if it is, he wants none of it.
Here he is, inquiring about Dartmouth:
He’s posted similar comments for eight other colleges.
Sounds like he may want to avoid whatever college it is that Amanda here is going to. (See here for more from this inadvertantly hilarious comic book.)
(Thanks to @MaraWritesStuff on Twitter for alerting the world to Boston42’s noble quest.)
(Oh, and I guess I’m back to posting again, though my posts may be a little light for awhile.)
I suspect he knows about A Voice for Pierre and is trying for his 15 minutes of fame on it.
Governmentgirlfriends does need a buddy, but I’m not sure he’d be the best influence on a teenage boy.
LOL Kim!
Say, since Kiwi girl and Hrovitnir and WeeBoy aren’t around, we’d better mention that NZ is full of sluts. Just sluttiness everywhere you look, it’s not safe to set foot there.
The UK, too. Do you know how rowdy Brits get when we drink? Best to avoid the whole island, really. Ireland too.
GGG is purportedly in Croatia, but I don’t think the country deserves to have another jackass imported, that one’s quite enough. Though maybe he and Bostonian42 would cancel each other out …
Scandinavia, too. Don’t go to any of those countries. Stay away from Russia, you know what they’re like.
I’ve heard the Faroes are just full of unbridled sluttiness, too.
You guys are so mean. This poor kid just needs to know which college has all the beautiful virgin women. Because that is why you go to college.
Antarctica is right out too, since as we all know female penguins are whores. (Tom Martin reference, for those who are new here.)
If we’re going by the Tom Martin standard the kid is going to have to go to college on the space station.
I am delurking to suggest that this noble young gentleman should consider Franciscan University of Steubenville (Ohio). Not only is it among the most conservative Catholic colleges in the US, the overall culture of the area is also very very devoted to the shaming of evil bad slutty wimminz, and very concerned for the protection of helpless menz who are beguiled by unconscious slutty slut sluts.
Plus it’s pretty much in the middle of nowhere, so he will be isolated from possible interaction with bad slutty sluts from major metropolitan areas.
He should avoid the pacific northwest, too. Full of sluts. The whole area. In Portland, we put a bird on it when we make the beast with two backs.
No, no! They have hard chairs there, I’m sure! And women astronauts who are all WHORES!
(The space station, that is, not the Pacific northwest.) 😀
MRA’s seem to be very anti-empowered women, so lady astronauts would make that a bad idea. Whatever happened to Reddit Island? Or that guy who wanted to build most of inner-city Detroit and build a Galt’s Gulch?
WELP, it appears that the poor, beleaguered Bostonian cannot go to college ANYWHERE! Oh noez! How will he ever find a pretty virgin willing to get freaky with him?
Arranged marriage? I’m still not quite sure why fundies don’t just do that, like the FLDS.
Persia, maybe? The rules are strict enough that everyone would have to at least pretend not to be a slutty slut slut, and the student ratios would make it hard for any individual woman to find a male student to be an awful non-virgin with.
I don’t think conservative US Americans are big on Iran though.
Sooo, this kid is going to have an extremely hard time at college with his attitudes, hell I don’t care about people’s sex lives beyond, you know, the begging to teach me how to not be so socially awkward that I’m utterly incapable of flirting my way to one of my own. But still, the being so socially awkward that I am utterly incapable of flirting does make things awkward when other people talk about their sex lives around me. Like really awkward. So part of me sees where this kid is coming from because I was kind of there when I was his age, minus the calling it “sexual conservatism” but on the other hand, he does take it quite a bit further, I’d just kind of make the awkwardness I was feeling known, this kid seems to have built a worldview around it.
Cassandra — this is going to make me gag to say it, so be warned. I think it’s because the women are supposed to submit to their husbands, like, what to be submissive, consider submitting to their husbands their highest calling (either besides praising god, or more so because only men can really do that)
Arranged marriages actually seem to at least admit that they just plain don’t give a shit what the women think. And that should never, ever, be an “at least” statement.
On topic, I did my freshman year at Messiah College, as may be obvious, the ratio of sluts to chaste girls favored the later…not that there weren’t any sluts, or like everyone gave a shit about the $25 fine for being caught having sex on campus… Also, when I was there, 6:1 men:women, so his odds aren’t great.
@aworldanon
Unfortunately, not being socially awkward is to a large extent something you have to learn on your own. A lot of people don’t like or are bored by hearing about sex for whatever reason, that’s true – it’s the specifically not liking women who have lots of sex and the idea that he has to find a lady who is “both sexually conservative and attractive” with all the weird flags that sends up that are the problems.
I’m working on a project about the “Green Revolution” (i.e. the election protests) in Iran, so I definitely do not want to inflict this dude on them. They’ve had enough of the anti-sex folks to last them millenia.
Hmm. I wonder what would happen if his idealized virgin goddess decided to kiss him or make-out with him only two or three dates in. Would he stop her and set her straight? Seriously, is that what he would do?
These boys will never know how fucking confusing it is to be told, “Well, guys like it when you’re sexy, but not actually too willing to have sex — except with me. And when you’re with me, I will be profoundly disappointed and hurt if it seems like you know what you’re doing — and if you actually seem to enjoy sex because of blah-blah, I’m insecure and sexually repressed…and no I don’t realize sexism allows me to feel this way. And even though I talk about sex like it’s too dirty for any good women to enjoy, I expect to get off with you –eventually.I just need to know you’ve never seen another penis before.”
If he’s honest about his position, the level-headed girls will stay clear.
“WELP, it appears that the poor, beleaguered Bostonian cannot go to college ANYWHERE! Oh noez! How will he ever find a pretty virgin willing to get freaky with him?”
This is why mankind desperately needs sexbots!
aworldanon – left field here, but is flirting essential to getting into a sexual relationship? I mean, if someone’s looking for a one-night stand, then prolly yes, but if it’s more like friendship or affection or love, does flirting have to be part of that progress? Flirting seems to me a very specific thing and not everyone wants to do it, even if they’re socially comfortable. I’m just thinking, maybe not having a clue about how to flirt isn’t itself the trap you’re thinking?
/rambling