So the high school freshman who calls himself Bostonian42 is thinking ahead to college. And he’s got questions. Well, actually just one question, which he’s asking people about every college he’s interested in: is this college full of sluts? Because if it is, he wants none of it.
Here he is, inquiring about Dartmouth:
He’s posted similar comments for eight other colleges.
Sounds like he may want to avoid whatever college it is that Amanda here is going to. (See here for more from this inadvertantly hilarious comic book.)
(Thanks to @MaraWritesStuff on Twitter for alerting the world to Boston42’s noble quest.)
(Oh, and I guess I’m back to posting again, though my posts may be a little light for awhile.)
Welcome back!
Seconding the welcome back!
What is it with these whiny Boston teenagers? One who was perpetually whining that he was uglier than Quasimodo and women spat on him, now this twit.
Just how does he think he’s going to know a “promiscuous” girl from one who isn’t? Is being seen in the company of a boy enough to warn him, or does he propose sneaking around the dormitories to find out who’s doing Naughty Things and who’s Pure?
Protip, kid: if you trot out these attitudes, you’ve a fair chance the “promiscuous” girls won’t want anything to do with your judgmental little self. Trouble is, there’s every chance the others won’t, either.
What does he think these slutty college girls will do to him? Bewitch him, and turn him away from his righteous path? Also, lol @”also sexually conservative and attractive”. Because, of course.
I do feel a little bad picking on a 15 or 16 year old. But then, he’s not so young that he can’t form his own opinions. Not to mention the teenage girls in his vicinity don’t deserve to put up with that sort of thing.
That’s so sad it’s adorable.
As an aside (and please forgive me if this is an inappropriate place to ask this), are the forums still active? I attempted to sign up, but never got an activation email. Not sure if I did something wrong, or Hotmail ate it, or what.
Ok, so he gets to college and discovers it’s swarming with “promiscuous” young women. Why can he not ignore them, given their sex lives are none of his business? And what does his not ignoring involve, exactly? I don’t know why but I imagine him standing on street corners haranguing people …. I hope it’s no worse than that.
I wonder how whiny he’d get if he found this attractive-but-sexually-conservative girl and she said NO to his horny little self? Or does sexually conservative mean what it does with the *cough*adult*cough* bonerwhiner brigade: fucks me and nobody but me?
Sid – it does take a while for the activation notice to come through. I don’t know how active the forums are right now; they weren’t the last time I looked a couple of months back.
Hey, Sid, I went ahead and approved you for the forum, so you should be good to go.
Yeah, I got the email like a minute after I posted. I now believe David is a ninja.
He is, he totally is! 😀
I think someone needs to wait until he matures a bit more before he goes to college. I am trying to remember all the people I entered college with, many of them “sexually conservative,” and if any if them would have thought to care about the sex lives of other people beyond maybe a bit of jealousy. I’m drawing a blank.
My guess is that very few college meet his criteria. Maybe Liberty University?
And I give you the “weeping angel” cat – whatever you do, don’t blink!
This kid is going to have a very rough time in college with his attitude, unless he goes to an uber-Christian school.
titianblue – I’ve seen that video a few times and it always makes me laugh! Ninja kitty with the big black eyes …
I love ninja kitty.
Also, a blast from the (recent) past:
http://artistryforfeminismandkittens.wordpress.com/2013/03/10/we-hunted-the-cheetos-for-you/
I find your blog endlessly amusing, Cloudiah 🙂
That is because manboobzers are endlessly amusing. 😀
Does he think other people have sex just to spite him? He’s not self-centered at ALL.
He doesn’t even define “promiscuous,” as if we are supposed to all just understand what he means. So I’m presuming that he means, “virgin, except she has to fuck me.”
I can think of a few:
-Wheaton (IL)
-Liberty
-Bob Jones
-Oral Roberts
However, the girls there would probably expect him to pay on dates and hold open doors for them, god damn succubi . I’m delurking for the first time, hi manbooberz!
Bless him, all these other people are having the sex! And making him think about the sex! And he just can’t concentrate on his studies for all the thinking about all the sexiness!
@blitzgal:
I think that’s part of it. I suspect he’s also talking about women who wear clothes he doesn’t approve of. After all, he’s not going to know how many sexual partners a given woman has had just by looking at her, and he seems to be concerned not only about potential romantic/sexual partners but also any woman he might happen to run into (see: the “so prevalent that I won’t be able to ignore them” bit).
Hi Rise of Slimer! Glad to see delurkers!
I read a few of his back and forth’s with other schools. He clarifies that he’s not religious or politically conservative, just sexually conservative, so I’m thinking Rise of Slimer’s list is out.
He’s a little weird with the copy/paste…not only are his questions identical, but his responses to responses are identical.
As a long time Boston resident, I’d like to clarify he is not a representative sample of my city :P.
Attn: Bostonian42
Do not go to Chicago. Chicago is full of slutty sluts who sleep around and use abortion as birth control and ALSO make you wear condoms. Stay away from Chicago.
(What? I don’t want to have to deal with him.)