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Man Boobz Contest: Find the Whiniest, Most Entitled Response to Anita Sarkeesian

From "Damsel in Distress: Part 1 - Tropes vs Women in Video Games."
From “Damsel in Distress: Part 1 – Tropes vs Women in Video Games.”

So Anita Sarkeesian, who apparently didn’t run off with all her Kickstarter money to found a Misandist Gynarchy in the wilds of Canada, has  released the first video in her Tropes vs Women in Video Games project. (I’ve embedded it below.)

Naturally, this is causing great consternation in certain corners of the Internet (*cough* Reddit *cough cough* everywhere else that misogynistic nerds congregate *cough*). In the Man Boobz forum, Katz has started a contest to see who can find “the whiniest, brattiest, most entitled response” to Sarkeesian’s video on the Internet. So far Katz and Myoo have found a couple classic comments from irate Sarkeeianaphobes:

[H]ow does one go about stating that genders and gender roles are social constructs? I mean is evolution nothing to her? Does the patriarchy make male peacocks dress provocatively?

Yes. Yes it does.

And:

I’m gradually losing respect for the opposite sex. I’ve unfollowed people on tumblr who talk about how great she is, because it actually causes bile to rise in to my throat.

Yeah, that’s a totally reasonable response to a woman making a video about video games.

So anyway, I’m thinking we should bring the contest over here.

See what you can find! Consider it a sort of scavenger hunt.

Here’s my contribution, from the Men’s Rights subreddit, complaining that Damsels in Distress are the truly privileged ones:

mrsarkees

Amazingly, this acutally got called out on r/mr as being pretty damn stupid.

Also, I have another question, to add to the stack of other questions I’ve been asking lately: Just why do you think so many guys get so angry when girls and women invade what they consider a male sphere, like gaming? (Also, why do they consider gaming to belong to boys and men?)

Oh, and here’s the video that’s causing all this hubbub:

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Evoilution is a terrible thing and a known contributor to misandry. Stop evoilution today!

Clifford
Clifford
11 years ago

They’re trying to silence women by overwhelming them with vitriol.

You just say that because like all females you can’t take being pointed out that your obviously wrong. so you make up death threats which is bullshit. men get threatened every day for existing, people cut off our penises and no one says a peep. Females wouldn’t hbe able to live a week as a man. they would be horrified losing their privilege

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

If what Clifford does to vaginas worked on other forms of moisture we could all stop worrying about rising sea levels.

marinerachel
marinerachel
11 years ago

I’m really motivated to hump a fat guy right now.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

I can hardly see, my eyes are watering so badly…

Clifford
Clifford
11 years ago

Silly Clifford, thinks women are not trying to laugh when he tries to strut by. Also evolution is not something that “designs.” It is in fact not sentient in any fashion.

It’s a blind watchmaker you dumb female.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Blind-Watchmaker-Evidence-Evolution/dp/0393315703

princessbonbon
11 years ago

people cut off our penises and no one says a peep.

Peep.

There now someone has said peep at the nonexistent problem of penises being lopped off.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

Females wouldn’t hbe able to live a week as a man. they would be horrified losing their privilege

You might have a point. This does describe a lot of men I know…

(Not all of them)

princessbonbon
11 years ago

It’s a blind watchmaker you dumb female.

OH MY GOSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is hilarious.

marinerachel
marinerachel
11 years ago

I’ve got quinoa up my nose from snorting with laughter while eating.

Clifford
Clifford
11 years ago

If what Clifford does to vaginas worked on other forms of moisture we could all stop worrying about rising sea levels.

Like females who call them selves “feminists” (thats cute) you are like every other female, but in denial about it. It’s sad. All females have the same preferences, because you weren’t custom designed by god, you were mass produced by evolution. Your vaginas wetten in the presence of a blueprint. Therefore every man who is like the blueprint will wetten your vaginas. This is scientific fact.

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

So that’s why Richard Dawkins works out so much.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

You don’t really want that quinoa. Evolution has programmed you to want yogurt instead.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Hey, ladies, you may want to go get a small towel before clicking on this link.

http://www-ksl.stanford.edu/graphics/blueprints/blueprint-1-small.gif

princessbonbon
11 years ago

So explain lesbians Clifford, or women, like myself, who find fat guys to be drool worthy.

marinerachel
marinerachel
11 years ago

The problem of rape is nothing compared to the two men worldwide who have their penises cut off every twenty years.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Clifford the Big Red Dog, what’s my profession? Ooh, ooh, I want to know! And my BMI!

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

*weeps for the English language*

It’s a good thing I know none of the “females” on here have lives or jobs, because you spend 24/7 on here with your master David Futrelle. If it wasn’t so impressive more people would be ripped, but there not. [If what wasn’t so impressive? Spending time here? Because that’s the object closest to “it” and thus the logical antecedent] And none of you females are, because you have no discipline and stay in bed until 1 pm every day;. G get up and exercise. Hot females give me bedroom fuck eyes whenever I walked down the street, because I’m a prime male specimen, physically. wise. females Female’s vaginas wetten in my presence, because they are designed to seek out men with fit sperm, and thats reflected if the man is fit. Females only care about that because thats how they were designed by evolution. [evolution doesn’t design, it alters, molds, shapes, need a consciousness to design] Evolution designed molded them to want a specified blueprint, so I sculpt myself after that blueprint. It’s a cheat code, but most people are too lazy to take advnatge advantage of it.

Clifford
Clifford
11 years ago

You might have a point. This does describe a lot of men I know…

(Not all of them)

Men would love living as females, with all the coddling and privilege assigned to them. its like playing on Very Easy in life. all females in the US are like this. they face no problems, or trivial problems compared to what men face.

marinerachel
marinerachel
11 years ago

God, I love me a big fat guy.

And I didn’t really want the quinoa but I really, really didn’t want to go to the grocery store.

Fade
11 years ago

All females have the same preferences, because you weren’t custom designed by god, you were mass produced by evolution

… Evolution does not work that way.

Therefore every man who is like the blueprint will wetten your vaginas. This is scientific fact.

Citation needed. I also think you should include the death threats you got during the peer review process of the well-researched paper I know you are about to cite, just to make sure the review process was legit. 😉

Clifford
Clifford
11 years ago

So explain lesbians Clifford, or women, like myself, who find fat guys to be drool worthy.

Lesbians are all lying, or “political” lesbians who force them selves to rub there vaginas against other vaginas because they don’t want to live with men. Modern lesbians mostly are this, they just don’t admit it like the 70s lesbans did.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Clifford, love, I’m laughing at you right now — but I’m also sad that you’ve been poisoned by so much misinformation. You have appropriated female anxieties in your last few posts. Let me ask you, if a angel or genie or whatever granted you a wish, would you wish to be a woman, because according to you, we have so much privilege?

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“Why the evidence of evolution reveals a universe without design”

Proves that evolution designs? Whut?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

It’s like we’re playing out Goldilocks and the Three Bears, but with hot guys! Most of the guys I go for have a BMI of 21 or less. Hottest guy I’ve ever worked with is nearly 6 feet tall and about 135 pounds.

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