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Getting their PUAHate on

Early PUAs hold a "boot camp" on a beach.
Early PUAs hold a “boot camp” on a beach.

PUAHAte.com is an … interesting place. A site for debunking the ridiculous claims and shitty behavior of Pickup Artists? Sounds great – at least until you realize that the denizens are mostly dudes who hate PUAs for all the wrong reasons. That is, they hate PUAs not so much for being manipulative scumbags but for being ineffective manipulative scumbags — whose alleged magic formulas for bedding the hot babes don’t really work.

The other day I was introduced to a fledgling Twitter account, @puahate_txt, which reposts hilariously awful comments from PUAhate.com. This inspired me to take another look at the site and do a little poking around for awful quotes on my own. They weren’t hard to find. (It’s harder, really, to find comments that aren’t awful.)

Here’s one charming fellow, who calls himself ToadLookingMaggot, and who holds a grudge against the entire female gender because of a $3 loan gone awry.

After reading ” The manipulated man ” i saw women really for what they where, little selfish Moneysucking vampire Whores.

This rinsing stuff starts in high school if not earlier they try to leech money, food, free rides and basically anything that benefits them in some kind of form. I borrowed a female 3 dollars for meal a meal one time, for months she said that she was going to let me have it and in the end i never got them back.

It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 dollars or 2.000 dollars there freaks never pay you back. Only idiots buy drinks for women.

Men are ruining women because they let them get away with anything. Never in my life will i ever spend money on women unless we pay 5050 on a date.

Uh, obvious question here, but if you hate women, and think that they’re all “Moneysucking vampire Whores,” WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DATE THEM? I’m pretty sure that you’re not going to find many interested in you either, at least not after they get a whiff of your personality.

And that’s your PERSONALITY, not your looks. PUAhaters seem obsessed with the notion that women only date male models, and spend a lot of time bemoaning their own looks – I just quoted a guy who describes himself as a ToadLookingMaggot, after all. Yet whenever they post pictures of themselves they seem to be completely normal, average, not-actually-bad-looking-at-all guys. Guys, your problem isn’t your lack of beauty on the outside. What’s ugly is your attitudes.

Speaking of which, here’s RomanCitizen, a self-described Incel, lamenting that life is sad to all but the “top 10%” of men? Why? Because ladies walk around looking all pretty, yet for some reason they do not allow RomanCitizen to fuck them.

The life of man is a sad one

Excluding the top 10%.

Born into a world of plenty, of abundance, of denial.

See, smell, imagine.

Do not taste, touch, feel.

Like a caged animal in a harem, fed only occasionally fish heads (scraps in the game).

And when the caged animal gets the fish head (scrap), he is happy and rationalizes his pitiful existence, like many men …

But, the cage is still a cage. A fish head – still a fish head.

PROTIP: If you think of the women you don’t find sufficiently desirable as “fish heads,” and walk around in a perpetual boner-rage, you’re probably not going to seem especially charming to the women you do find desirable. Or to anyone else except perhaps the denizens of PUAHate.com. And not all of them, either.

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Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Argenti

I meant to say this sooner, but I am sorry about your fish. 🙁

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Cassandra — I have no idea, sorry. I’d guess either a goldfish variety (eg black moors) or koi, just because the goldfish family is relatively small. Or a carp. Jellyfish are, afaik, exclusively salt water creatures, and goldfish and koi are freshwater, so idk if they really went for accuracy. Sorry I can’t be of more help!

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Some Gal — thanks

CassandraSays
11 years ago

It looked too round to be a koi. I’m totally not a fish person, but that particular (animated) fish was really cute.

Ghost Betty
Ghost Betty
11 years ago

>>Despite all his rage, he’s still just a rat in a cage.<<

Wally Wick, you shall forthwith be receiving an invoice for the dry cleaning bill incurred when your comment forced chocolate milk from my nostrils onto my trousers. (Read that with a posh London accent, because that's how I said it in my head.)

Also, I would be thrilled to commit a block quote faux pas but I can't even figure out how to do block quotes at all, so arrows.

And just to chime in on the long term dating and bars/clubs thing, my husband was a guy I picked up from the club I was working at and took home for a one night stand because, obviously, I was a slutty slut slutwhore (and he wasn't even the only one that week BWA HA HA!). He came back looking for me a few nights later and now here we are with 2 dogs and a mortgage. So much for the cock carousel=female dating doom theory. Plenty of perfectly nice* girls like to sow their oats before settling down, too, they just don't write blogs purporting to teach their oat-sowing skills in order to wheedle money out of other insecure girls.

*to clarify for any confused manospherians, I define nice as "good heart", not as "doesn't fuck outside the appropriate box."

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Also, I would be thrilled to commit a block quote faux pas but I can’t even figure out how to do block quotes at all, so arrows.

Copy and paste this as a test:

<blockquote>test quote</blockquote>

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Oh yeah! I met two of my long-term boyfriends at the kind of venues that apparently are supposed to spell relationship doom – one at a gig, the other at a club. Both relationships ended mostly because of youth, nothing particularly wrong with either relationship other than both parties being flighty, angsty kids.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I want to know how Argenti makes the blockquote instructions show up without inadvertently creating a blockquote.

Ghost Betty
Ghost Betty
11 years ago

test quote

test test

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Let’s see if this will work…

<blockquote>test&lt/blockquote>

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Lol, hilarious fail is hilarious! &lt; and &gt;

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

…more precisely, it’s &lt; is < and &gt; is >

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Wally Wick, you shall forthwith be receiving an invoice for the dry cleaning bill incurred when your comment forced chocolate milk from my nostrils onto my trousers. (Read that with a posh London accent, because that’s how I said it in my head.)

And if I’d been drinking when I read that, you’d be getting a similar invoice!

Yay, you’ve passed the blockquote test! Now all that remains is for you to be caught by the Blockquote Monster …

Ghost Betty
Ghost Betty
11 years ago

Sweet! Thanks Argenti.

I met two of my long-term boyfriends at the kind of venues that apparently are supposed to spell relationship doom

Why not, right? If you’re just open to other people as people, I don’t see why it matters where you meet them.

Ghost Betty
Ghost Betty
11 years ago

And if I’d been drinking when I read that, you’d be getting a similar invoice!

Yay, you’ve passed the blockquote test! Now all that remains is for you to be caught by the Blockquote Monster …

‘twould seem you’ve been caught by the Italics Monster. Who wants to see a comic of that? (me)

Ghost Betty
Ghost Betty
11 years ago

Shit, I meant to say who wants to see a comic of the epic battle between Blockquote Monster and Italics Monster?

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Argenti

Is it this:

&.l.t blockquote /.&.r.t

Without the dots?

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

And we won’t even mention the Italics Monster. 😛

Argenti, are your little guize like these? They are so pretty! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/28/Macrotocinclus_affinis_looking_for_algae.jpg

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

First you type this dealio
Next you paste the quote that you copied
Then another of these dealios

Then you can say whatever you have to say about the quote you pasted.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Ninjaed by Ghost Betty!

😀 😀 😀

I’d totally love a Blockquote Monster vs Italics Monster comic. I’m seeing it in rather Godzilla-ish fashion.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

And with the slash on the other side?

Silly blockquote monster, the more of us who can show how it is done, the more blockquotes you will have to eat.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

Many of the things I typed in that comment disappeared into the ether. That looks very weird.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

That was a lot of words to have just up and evaporate. Criminy!

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

The dreaded italics monster, and it’s identical twin the emphasis beast!

<i>italics</i> and <em>emphasis</em>

Some Gal Not Bored at All

Anything between the &lt and &rt will disappear. It is the invisible ally of the blockquite monster. No one knows it’s name.

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