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Getting their PUAHate on

Early PUAs hold a "boot camp" on a beach.
Early PUAs hold a “boot camp” on a beach.

PUAHAte.com is an … interesting place. A site for debunking the ridiculous claims and shitty behavior of Pickup Artists? Sounds great – at least until you realize that the denizens are mostly dudes who hate PUAs for all the wrong reasons. That is, they hate PUAs not so much for being manipulative scumbags but for being ineffective manipulative scumbags — whose alleged magic formulas for bedding the hot babes don’t really work.

The other day I was introduced to a fledgling Twitter account, @puahate_txt, which reposts hilariously awful comments from PUAhate.com. This inspired me to take another look at the site and do a little poking around for awful quotes on my own. They weren’t hard to find. (It’s harder, really, to find comments that aren’t awful.)

Here’s one charming fellow, who calls himself ToadLookingMaggot, and who holds a grudge against the entire female gender because of a $3 loan gone awry.

After reading ” The manipulated man ” i saw women really for what they where, little selfish Moneysucking vampire Whores.

This rinsing stuff starts in high school if not earlier they try to leech money, food, free rides and basically anything that benefits them in some kind of form. I borrowed a female 3 dollars for meal a meal one time, for months she said that she was going to let me have it and in the end i never got them back.

It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 dollars or 2.000 dollars there freaks never pay you back. Only idiots buy drinks for women.

Men are ruining women because they let them get away with anything. Never in my life will i ever spend money on women unless we pay 5050 on a date.

Uh, obvious question here, but if you hate women, and think that they’re all “Moneysucking vampire Whores,” WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DATE THEM? I’m pretty sure that you’re not going to find many interested in you either, at least not after they get a whiff of your personality.

And that’s your PERSONALITY, not your looks. PUAhaters seem obsessed with the notion that women only date male models, and spend a lot of time bemoaning their own looks – I just quoted a guy who describes himself as a ToadLookingMaggot, after all. Yet whenever they post pictures of themselves they seem to be completely normal, average, not-actually-bad-looking-at-all guys. Guys, your problem isn’t your lack of beauty on the outside. What’s ugly is your attitudes.

Speaking of which, here’s RomanCitizen, a self-described Incel, lamenting that life is sad to all but the “top 10%” of men? Why? Because ladies walk around looking all pretty, yet for some reason they do not allow RomanCitizen to fuck them.

The life of man is a sad one

Excluding the top 10%.

Born into a world of plenty, of abundance, of denial.

See, smell, imagine.

Do not taste, touch, feel.

Like a caged animal in a harem, fed only occasionally fish heads (scraps in the game).

And when the caged animal gets the fish head (scrap), he is happy and rationalizes his pitiful existence, like many men …

But, the cage is still a cage. A fish head – still a fish head.

PROTIP: If you think of the women you don’t find sufficiently desirable as “fish heads,” and walk around in a perpetual boner-rage, you’re probably not going to seem especially charming to the women you do find desirable. Or to anyone else except perhaps the denizens of PUAHate.com. And not all of them, either.

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Freemage
Freemage
11 years ago

I’ve always loved a good scum-fight. Someone needs to link this collection of Nice Guys [TM] at a PUA site, and vice-versa, and let them rip on each other.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

Roman Citizen’s rage-poem is cracking me up.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
11 years ago

1) Fish heads are great. /norwegian

2) You cannot borrow someone something! FFS.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Oh, god, we’ll be invaded by incel whiners.

Moneysucking Vampire Whores is my new band name.

Dvärghundspossen
11 years ago

Actually, Roman Citizen is way more realistic than lots of other MRA types we’ve seen here. At least he doesn’t claim that 10 or 20 % of the men fuck ALL the women, and the rest of the men are incels. He acknowledges that an average guy also can get laid, even if he calls the women who stoops to fuck him “fish heads”.

blitzgal
11 years ago

You LENT a woman $3 that she did not pay back. She’s the one who “borrowed.” Sorry, serious pet peeve of mine. Also, welcome to the human race. My friends and I routinely lend each other a few bucks here and there. And guess what? Because we’re FRIENDS who don’t assign sexual debts to every nickel and dime, we don’t sweat it. It all evens out in the long run.

Gillian
11 years ago

Am I the only one who has this going around and around and around in their head now?

I can’t help but picture RomanCitizen sitting at a table in the forest surrounded by fish heads with lipstick and false eyelashes (and it’s an image that may haunt my dreams for a while…)

Maybe it’s a piece of avant-garde performance art? You know, it seems so regressive only because it is so far out in front of… something?

howardbann1ster
11 years ago

Seriously, if a person loaned me three dollars and obsessed about it, I might get annoyed. It’s three dollars, dude, you didn’t loan me a kidney.

jennydevildoll
11 years ago

Am I the only person who just remembered this?

http://youtu.be/cn73Wtem0No

Kiwi girl
Kiwi girl
11 years ago

@Nepenthe, Cornish also know how to cook fish heads, I give you stargazy pie.

Gillian
11 years ago

…nah, it’s just fucked up…

Maude LL
11 years ago

“I borrowed a female 3 dollars for meal a meal one time, for months she said that she was going to let me have it and in the end i never got them back.” (I assume he meant “lent”… However, “borrowed” makes the statement intriguing)

Top this tragic story with my experience with men never paying me back money the thousands of $ they borrowed from me. I’d never thought about it as a representation of all men, but now it all makes sense.

All we need it someone who lent money to intersex people and didn’t get it back and then we can conclude that:

People are shitty sometimes.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

I like to imagine that the $3 were gendered. I have to ignore the rest of the sentence, but that is probably for the best.

Maude LL
11 years ago

@ Some Gal

I bet those 3 dollar bills are riding the alpha $100 bill cock carrousel

Shaenon
11 years ago

Even hot alpha males struggle with this oppression!

(For the record, I’m more of a Sayid girl, because he can kill a man with his feet. But I’m told some ladies find Sawyer easy on the eyes.)

NNY
NNY
11 years ago

Dudes like this make me cringe. Be a damn man, not a spineless whining jellyfish.

“Game” is stupid but these guys take the whole “Let’s be as unattractive to the girls I like and whine about not getting dates” to the damn extreme.

Dude, if you can’t get dates, you are behaving in an unattractive way. Try being more attractive.

TheKoiPolloi
TheKoiPolloi
11 years ago

“I WANT MY [THREE] DOLLARS!”

Anyone else having a Cusack moment…?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

LOL @ KoiPolloi. I love that movie.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
11 years ago

I know this is because I’m secretly a twelve year old boy, but do some of those gents look, uh, a bit over-excited about having their picture taken?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Nepenthe: you mean the ones on the left? Yeah, I’m 12 too.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Nepenthe

I think you are right. Especially the second from the left. Although, maybe he just shows his…uh…excitement better.

cloudiah
11 years ago

I just assumed they were tucking their $3 micro-loans into their briefs.

cloudiah
11 years ago

I mean, is that a Moneysucking vampire Whore in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Some Gal Not Bored at All

.@cloudiah

They certainly seem happy to see this Moneysucking Vampire Whore. (Cameras do too work that way!)

Hey there fellas!

Freemage
Freemage
11 years ago

Shaenon: I stopped watching that show at the end of the second season, after I realized that the writers were never going to have Kate do something intelligent and rational, ever, and yet Jack and Sawyer were never going to eliminate the middlewoman, if you know what I mean.

(Seriously, the fact that no one ever seemed to figure out that the best option for getting off the island/dealing with the Others/coping with any other situation was “Step 0: Tie Kate up so she can’t get in the way” started to really grate on my nerves.)

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