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How not to impress the ladies on OkCupid

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So @catches_stars on Twitter is pretty hilarious. She’s also got an OkCupid account, and regularly posts snippets of her conversations with some of the more problematic dudes who contact her, some on her main Twitter account and some on @okcupid_TXT. With her permission, and because I’m too lazy to actually write a post today, I’m passing along a few of my favorites.

This overeager fellow has a rather sudden change of heart when his stated plan runs into an obstacle, that obstacle being that @catches_stars finds him completely repulsive.

okeager

This guy is either totally high or trying some weird and misguided PUA wizardry on her. (It does not succeed.)

oksecret

This foot-obsessed fellow spammed her with the same message from several different accounts.

oktoes

This guy, who seems to be shirtless in his profile pic, gets what I assume is, to him, a very disappointing answer.

okbody

As does this fellow.

okchicks

Romance is hard.

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hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

None that I know of. Have you had many negative experiences? If so, why not share them. People might find these comments and then learn what not to do if they misguidedly try testing out PUA concepts.

This fucking guy. Now it’s like he wants spank bank material featuring our bad times.

Get stuffed, Martyn. You sound like you get off on the pain of others.

Molly Moon
Molly Moon
11 years ago

Using a bucket is a good idea. Do lingerie bags really work that well? I used to wash my bras in the machine but I had to stop once I realized that I couldn’t find bras for less than 40 bucks (I previously went to Target, but when I finally got my boobs measured… It’s plus size specialty stores or nothing, I guess). The wire always poked through after not very many washes.

Can you wash regular clothes in delicate cycle? Silly question, I’m sure, but I’ve never used delicate before. I don’t really want to spend another 2 bucks every laundry day just for bras. I also hate hand washing, though… Hmmm…

cloudiah
11 years ago

@Some Gal, Advice is fine! I’m at my wit’s end, since I don’t have much experience dealing with depression. His takes the form of self-loathing (“I’m a complete failure”), which then makes him not want to see his friends (“I’m too much of a loser to inflict myself on them”). Plus he forgets to eat, OR drink anything except coffee. Seriously, I had to call him last night and remind him to eat dinner. I’m not even sure he DID eat dinner, though he promised me he would. 🙁

Brunch (not buffet) would be at one of two places that I know he likes, where I can be sure he’ll have at least one good meal.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

Anyone else remember that long ago time when we all talked about MRA and PUA IRL? I was but a young girl then and the world was new. There were dinosaurs and Ms. Hester Abortion had not yet given birth to her inventor son. Ah, those were the days.

There was no Martyn ruining threads either.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

That would be an excellent time.

I agree!

And I did see that Girls Gone Wild is bankrupt. It isn’t justice but I’ll take it.

starskita
starskita
11 years ago

Tries very hard to ignore the call for personal experience from the one who has been dismissing personal experience throughout the discussion…

…… succeeds.

I would totally join in the makeup shopping if I could. I adore makeup but can’t seem to bother to put it on regularly enough to learn how to do it properly. At least I’m past the writing on my face with eyeshadow phase.

Martyn Hare
11 years ago

@hellkell

This fucking guy. Now it’s like he wants spank bank material featuring our bad times. Get stuffed, Martyn. You sound like you get off on the pain of others.

Thanks for the personal attack. I think I’m starting to get off on the aggressive tone of your comments 😉

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Can you wash regular clothes in delicate cycle? Silly question, I’m sure, but I’ve never used delicate before. I don’t really want to spend another 2 bucks every laundry day just for bras. I also hate hand washing, though… Hmmm…

You can. If anything, it’ll save wear and tear on all your clothes.

pseudo_star_17
pseudo_star_17
11 years ago

I have decided mocking is different from debating!

None that I know of. Have you had many negative experiences? If so, why not share them. People might find these comments and then learn what not to do if they misguidedly try testing out PUA concepts.

Hahahahaha!

Yeah, why don’t we ever share the EXPERIENCES we have with PUAs folks? That is something that NEVER HAPPENS HERE. Or on other feminist sites! And of course, the point of sharing these experiences will be to help out the poor, misguided pre-PUAs.

Geez louise, Fartyn is SUCH a stupid baboon.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Martyn: you can’t afford my domme services. Best fuck off now.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

I’ve dealt with both women and men getting too touchy-feely before, that happens with or without anyone being a PUA – some people are just touchy-feely people and those people can be annoying if you don’t like it.

I see. You’re a self-proclaimed “expert” on game but you’re going conflate Kino escalation with being “touchy-feely.” Really. Really?

Have you had many negative experiences?

Yes, quite a few. Some of them were humorous, many were annoying and aggravating. Some were scary.

If so, why not share them.

I have shared them with people on this site when we’ve talked about PUA and game, long before you ever showed up here. I realize that you may not have moved past the stage of development where you don’t understand that the sun does not rise and set to your waking hours.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@cloudiah

Just continuing to invite him to things is a great help, I think. If he won’t go this weekend, can you ask again next? Just being persistent should work eventually (although that won’t help with the short-term eating, sadly). Thanks for the recipe btw. It sounds great.

@Molly Moon

Anything that isn’t filthy will be fine in the delicates load I should think. The lingerie bag might be doing nothing for all I know, but I use it anyway.

Nobinayamu
Nobinayamu
11 years ago

Can you wash regular clothes in delicate cycle? Silly question, I’m sure, but I’ve never used delicate before.

Absolutely, it’s much better for your clothes. Someone else probably wrote this already.

cloudiah
11 years ago

@Some Gal, I am very persistent. 🙂

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
11 years ago

Are you going to tell me screening is a bad thing? I doubt it.

You’re another person who can’t separate theory from practice – critical thinking 101.

Caes in point for this dipshit’s condescension and incompetence.

You’re the one who made this statement about the application—not theory— of eugenics, douchekayak:

Sorry but without eugenics, humanity would have been very far behind compared to where we are today with it.

Are you really so ignorant that you think that eugenics begins and ends with genetic screening?

Why don’t you blast off, you detestable fart rocket.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

I’m not caught up and don’t know if this was addressed, but —

“I am aware of the term ‘ableist’, I do not believe anyone should be discriminated against for any disabilities they acquire.”

So discriminating against those of us who’re disabled because of genetics is a good form of eugenics? And what if there’s a gene for doubling down on incorrect and potentially dangerous views? One you clearly have. Is eugenics against that gene still acceptable?

Also, it’s <i>italics</i> or <em>emphasis</em> — and neither of those links where to the stats I was looking for, but more stats for my collection of MRA math rebuttals = more better.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Some gal & Molly: The lingerie bag is good for keeping your bras from getting tangled up in the rest of your clothes and stretching them out too much.

starskita
starskita
11 years ago

@ cloudiah

it sounds like you’re doing as well as can be expected with your friend. Depression is really really good at making everything good be bad.

For me it helps not having too many choices. So maybe if you say something like “I would really like to take you to brunch.” rather than “do you want to go?”

And it’s next to impossible to deal with, sorry, but one potential response to him saying he’s a failure and doesn’t want to inflict himself on you is saying something like that it makes you feel good to help get him out of the house. I don’t know how much you guys have discussed the depression and what helps him and doesn’t, but if there are things (like getting out of the house, eating dinner, etc) that he has admitted help him, you can focus on that you like to help, and that by doing these things you are helping, even if he feels bad, because it has already been determined that these things help.

And probably distractions are best. It is possible that trying to help him talk through things, he’ll just be able to argue himself into feeling worse (I’m projecting and guessing). Discussing and paying attention to things completely unrelated to him and his issues, like hobbies you have in common, what happened to you in traffic the other day, and whatever you might talk about with a non-depressed person. Basically trying to show that while you care about him, his being depressed isn’t being a big personal problem for you (I assume it’s not, since you’re trying to take him to brunch)

Of course, everybody’s different, so take my advice with several grains of salt. Big thing for your own mental health, try not to take it personally if anything you do doesn’t *work.* Part of his brain is trying very hard to stay miserable, and you can only do what you can.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@cloudiah

I asked my sister since she has TONS of experience in this very thing thanks to me *preens* and she suggested persistence/nagging :), offering limited choices like “We can go to brunch or we can walk to the store and buy some food to eat at my/your house. Which one?” and inducing a mild feeling of obligation like “I really want to go to brunch, but I won’t go without you”. She said all these can backfire, but also are what has mostly worked for her.

melody
11 years ago

Wait is Martyn asking we divulge our stories? Why on earth would we do that? Especially to a person who has shown a lack of sympathy. I’m sorry, but I don’t talk about my past hurts on demand and anyone who would expect me to isn’t someone I would want to tell my story too.

Oh, and I know this was PAGES ago, but:” …when couples have children in excess, let abortion be procured before sense and life have begun; what may or may not be lawfully done in these cases depends on the question of life and sensation.”
Aristotle, Politics 7.16
In response to the claim that abortion was frowned upon in ancient rome or greece. It was an accepted practice.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@hellkell

Glad to know that the lingerie bag has a purpose other than keeping all the stuff that doesn’t go in the dryer together. 🙂

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Argenti

Was the one you were thinking of the one with the 50% of men asking for custody of the 50% of the men who divorce (and on and on)? I remember it and it seems recent and don’t mind looking again, but want to make sure I am looking for the right thing.

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

@Cloudiah For me, when the depression is bad, I can’t any decisions – the pressure of choice is too much. Even choosing what I want for lunch between 2 options is too much – and so instead of choosing, I go without.

So you may find your friend is best if you make all the choices, including what to eat, where to go, etc.

melody
11 years ago

Custody stats?
Women are more likely to ask for custody. And fathers who ask for custody (and don’t give up) are very likely to get either sole or joint custody:
http://www.amptoons.com/blog/files/Massachusetts_Gender_Bias_Study.htm

Just some statistics I found.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
11 years ago

I go to volunteer for a couple of hours, and come home to another 100+ comments! I’ll try not to dredge up too much old stuff.

@Martyn

That doesn’t affect that balanced definitions have an inherent positive bias.

Do you hear yourself? If it has a positive bias, how is it balanced?

I shouldn’t have assumed people would be able to refrain from attaching emotion to abstract theory.

Seriously, do you hear yourself?

But the lack of ability for people on here to understand how to discuss theory without resorting to personal attacks is very telling.

Ooh, and what does it tell you?

I notice you haven’t responded to my earlier questions, either…

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