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MRAs on love and marriage: “There is nothing wrong with wanting something beautiful that puts out.”

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Vampire brides will steal your lifeblood

In not-quite spring, a young MRA’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love, and how women are all a bunch of moneygrubbing whores that get uglier and uglier as they get older.

Over on the Men’s Rights subreddit, discussions of marriage are busting out all over, like the buds of new spring flowers or the skidmarks in an MRA’s underpants. The fellows are not too keen on this whole marriage thing, which is an obvious female trick to rob men of their money and sperm and tie them to rapidly depreciating assets (women) who are only going to get uglier as time goes by.

In one thread, a fellow named wrez shares these thoughts, to much acclaim (or at least a few dozen upvotes):

MRwraz

In another, a fellow named rathum2323 suggests that any women interested in marriage is clearly up to something nefarious.

MRrath

All that said, I am pleased that Reddit MRAs are managing to convince their friends not to marry. Because if you’re someone who turns to MRAs for marriage advice, it’s probably best for all concerned that you never marry anyone or anything.

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Kita
11 years ago

No worries, feminists already rely on the Matriarchy/Big Mommy State…so what do we need menz for again?

Besides spermjacking, I mean?

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

something beautiful

Dear god ….

longshangui28
longshangui28
11 years ago

Uh, women want to get married, why?

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

things don’t feel emotions. Sigh.

princessbonbon
11 years ago

Odd, I just was asked to marry some random dude on OKC this week. I wonder if I should give him the memo that all I want is his sperm (he also said he wants babies post haste) and money (I make more than him.)

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago
Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
11 years ago

We got our limbs chopped off for them! Well, I mean, not me, but you know, all men ever. You remember all those wars for women we fought? Like the Trojan War? And now, misandrically, we protect our penises with symbols of man’s enslavement to women.

Helen of Troy: Original Misandrist.

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
11 years ago

“There is nothing wrong with wanting something beautiful that puts out” sounds like a sales pitch for RealDolls.

drst
drst
11 years ago

Funny, most of the men I’ve known work because we live in a capitalist society where you have to pay for food and shelter, and they didn’t want to be homeless. I mean, sure, some of them had careers and vocations for their work, but bottom line is most humans work to stay alive (for various values of work).

Most men who have gone to war have done it for God, or country, or leader, or duty, or loyalty to their fellow soldiers, not because the women in their lives wanted them to go. Rather the opposite in fact.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Hi Dani! 🙂

Yeah, “something” is at the core of MRAndomidiocy. Women aren’t people. Which makes me wonder why they’re so keen on fucking another species, or an object.

Mind you these guys would probably fuck a car’s exhaust pipe if they thought it would distress the car.

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

So MRA no 1 grasps that he doesn’t owe a relationship to women he finds unattractive. What are the chances he grasps the idea that women he does find attractive don’t owe him a relationship, either?

Joanna
11 years ago

“Odd, I just was asked to marry some random dude on OKC this week. I wonder if I should give him the memo that all I want is his sperm”

In cases of an inappropriate proposition, I try to make myself look batshit insane. Moral of the story: don’t demand marriage or sex from strangers =P

Dani Alexis
Dani Alexis
11 years ago

Hi!

Cars are misandry, because unheated seats. Except the ones with heated seats, which are misandry for some other reason, I’m sure.

ShakaKhan
11 years ago

Do you think, if women just got together and wrote a politely worded letter, men would stop fighting all those wars for them? ‘Dear Men of the world, it seems there’s been a spot of confusion…’

(No, I don’t believe that ‘If women ruled the world, there would be no war,’ but if these men are getting the message that women want them to shoot foreigners, rape civilians, assault their fellow soldiers, both male and female, impose their religion and culture on others… well, really, someone should set them straight.)

princessbonbon
11 years ago

In cases of an inappropriate proposition, I try to make myself look batshit insane. Moral of the story: don’t demand marriage or sex from strangers =P

I will now quote from his OKC profile:

you’re interesting and a little crazy. Just a little crazy though. Not like burn my apartment down crazy. If you burn my apartment down I’m going to stop calling you. Seriously.

I think I will have to try harder to be considered slightly inappropriate from a mental standpoint.

Zanana the Pegging Queen
Zanana the Pegging Queen
11 years ago

@Dani
Seriously, where are the sexbots already?

Ashley
11 years ago

What is the deal with these anti-feminists who complain that women who want to marry and just whores that want to tie up the man to use him for his money…but they are also the same men that don’t want their women to go to work? Hey morons, if she has her own career and makes her own damn money, she won’t have to dip into your paycheck.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Except the ones with heated seats, which are misandry for some other reason, I’m sure.

Heated seats! Heat reduces male fertility! Heated seats are undermining their manly manliness! MISANDRY!

Say, someone should make a car with hard heated seats just for Tom Martin.

Joanna
11 years ago

@Ashley: They want a sex toy they don’t have to feed =P

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Why do they insist on thinking all women are feminists? I’m pretty sure most women pushing for the traditional marriage, house, and 2.5 kids aren’t.

If marriage is a feminist racket, once again I have failed to get money simply for existing while female.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

Those are an awful lot of “we”s in wrez’s comment up there. What makes wrez think that he is included in this “we” that is content getting his limbs chopped off for women? Is he in the military? Is he an amputee? Does he even work crazy hours? If he was so content being a crazy-hours-working military amputee, then why is he complaining about it on the internet?

As for rathum, why, that is only a 28% chance that your marriage will end up with your wife leaving you and having primary custody of the kids.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

An MRA was right about something!!!!

There is, in fact, absolutely nothing wrong with “wanting something beautiful that puts out,” assuming that by “puts out” you mean “is capable of helping me achieve orgasm.” That is a 100% valid desire!

Of course, you completely fucked it up by thinking women are things, instead of people, and that you can — and deserve to — own them. Still! You made an accurate statement! Bravo.

neuroticbeagle
11 years ago

@titanblue That was my first thought. However, upon thinking a little more, I remembered that mras do not want a relationship-they just want sex. Seeing how they sacrifice multiple organs to/for women, clearly women owe them something- mainly vaginas on demand. I would mention how women don’t actually want men to lose their limbs (although losing penis= laugh riot) women don’t actually gain anything in this “deal” but that would be misandry.

katz
11 years ago

What is the deal with these anti-feminists who complain that women who want to marry and just whores that want to tie up the man to use him for his money…but they are also the same men that don’t want their women to go to work? Hey morons, if she has her own career and makes her own damn money, she won’t have to dip into your paycheck.

They want women to be so helplessly dependent on them that they can define relationships however they want, force women to do whatever they want, and then make the women feel bad about it.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

I wish MRAs would cut it out with the statistics. It is starting to give me math-rage.

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