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Mocking misogyny: It’s not just for the present day. Here, from 1915, a pointed parody of misogynistic anti-Suffrage arguments by writer/poet Alice Duer Miller. (Note to extremely literal-minded MRAs: She was not actually advocating that men have the vote taken away from them. Nor are we.)

You can find many more examples of Miller’s sharp wit in her 1915 collection Are Women People? The whole thing is available online and in various ebook formats on Project Gutenberg.

Graphic via Roqayah Chamseddine (@iRevolt on Twitter).

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thebewilderness
11 years ago

She is one of my favorites!

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
11 years ago

I think my favorite is

“I have never felt the need of the ballot.”—Cleopatra.

pillow in hell
pillow in hell
11 years ago

And her writings are proof positive that MRAs and misogynists in general need to either shut up or develop new material. The fact that they keep using the same tired and threadbare arguments against women is pathetic.

That some folks STILL think this way a hundred years later makes me wonder if there will always be a portion of the human race thinking this way.

La Strega
11 years ago

Thanks for finding this David. I was not familiar with her.

melody
11 years ago

@Pillow the sad thing is women haven’t had the vote for a 100 years yet and we are still arguing.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

#5 is definitely the MRAs. Such a bunch of hothouse flowers.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

cloudiah, I didn’t see that. Fuck that guy in ear.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

In ear? Brz must be rubbing off on me. Jesus.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I’d bet he’s a racist as well as misogynist, with that bit about Obama never having been President without the women’s vote. Somehow I dont think it’s really economics that he’s pissed off about there.

Walk on Legos forever, loser.

cloudiah
11 years ago

We need to do a Brz exorcism for hellkell, STAT!

Meanwhile, here’s a funny blast from the past from the Valentine’s Day 2012 post:
http://artistryforfeminismandkittens.wordpress.com/2013/02/23/standard-vaginal-access/

cloudiah
11 years ago

That should say “from the comments on the Valentine’s Day 2012 post.” Maybe I need an exorcism as well.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

The power of words compels us!

eli
eli
11 years ago

I’m finding Miller’s Are Women People? to be a great read, but also an utterly demoralizing one. I give up.

Seriously. I’m only half through, but just about everything she says could still be said today and be valid. 100 years, and although the legal standing of women has certainly improved, it’s the damn attitudes. Ok, I’m not able to make sense. Nevermind.

Between this and that fucking albatross video, I may have to take a long break from the internet.

cloudiah
11 years ago

I wish Alice Duer Miller were still alive and commenting here.

Why We Oppose Pockets for Women

1. Because pockets are not a natural right.

2. Because the great majority of women do not want pockets. If they did they would have them.

3. Because whenever women have had pockets they have not used them.

4. Because women are required to carry enough things as it is, without the additional burden of pockets.

5. Because it would make dissension between husband and wife as to whose pockets were to be filled.

6. Because it would destroy man’s chivalry toward woman, if he did not have to carry all her things in his pockets.

7. Because men are men, and women are women. We must not fly in the face of nature.

8. Because pockets have been used by men to carry tobacco, pipes, whiskey flasks, chewing gum and compromising letters. We see no reason to suppose that women would use them more wisely.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

cloudiah, just read your post a couple of minutes ago via my blogroll. 🙂 The idiot who coined that phrase definitely needs a Real Doll. Can you imagine how badly he’d do if sexbots were around?

=> ENTER PASSWORD

=> hubsand

=>INCORRECT PASSWORD

=>STANDARD VAGINAL ACCESS DENIED

cloudiah
11 years ago

Another good one:

The Gallant Sex

(A woman engineer has been dismissed by the Board of Education, under their new rule that women shall not attend high pressure boilers, although her work has been satisfactory and she holds a license to attend such boilers from the Police Department.)

Lady, dangers lurk in boilers,
Risks I could not let you face.
Men were meant to be the toilers,
Home, you know, is woman’s place.
Have no home? Well, is that so?
Still, it’s not my fault, you know.

Charming lady, work no more;
Fair you are and sweet as honey;
Work might make your fingers sore,
And, besides, I need the money.
Prithee rest,—or starve or rob—
Only let me have your job!

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@cloudiah

That would be awesome. I love her snark so much!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

I wonder if she ever reads over our shoulders? 😉

cloudiah
11 years ago

Kittehs’, you would be the most likely to know! 😉

cloudiah
11 years ago

eli, Sorry you’re feeling demoralized. Internet hugs if you want ’em. Sometimes mockery helps, but if not, internet breaks are not always a bad thing.

drst
drst
11 years ago

*braces for trolling*

This post is going to send at least one of our regular trolls around the twist, I expect.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

“Kittehs’, you would be the most likely to know!”

LOL!

“This post is going to send at least one of our regular trolls [further] around the twist, I expect.”

FTFY 😉

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Forgot to add – imagine if Slavey was still posting. Gods, the frothing rage and complete incomprehension of satire would be quite a treat.

Well, a masochistic sort of treat, anyways.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Yeah, Owly couldn’t even handle musical theater:
http://artistryforfeminismandkittens.wordpress.com/2012/08/27/nowslave-investigative-reporter-exposes-feminist-manhater/

He’s still over on r/mensrights, being his old self. He said something recently about violence against women not being a thing because in his whole life he’d never seen a woman out in public with even a hair out of place. SCIENCE!

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