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The Ultimate Nice Guy ™ Makes a Music Video

A veritable anthem for average looking guys with nothing particularly interesting about them who are pissed off they can’t date women much more conventionally attractive than they are.

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pillow in hell
pillow in hell
11 years ago

I usually make apple bread with apple sauce, but chunks off appple in it would be delicious! I don’t know how you’d do that in a bread maker though. By hand, I lessen the amount of water equal to the amount applesauce being used. A touch of cinnamon and allspice and you’d have a nice dessert bread.

Or you could used it to make stuffed french toast.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

Chopped apples are delish in or on waffles. I adorable waffles.

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But that’s a funny thing to say, I’m a advocate for more laugh in bed.

There’s laughing WITH someone and there’s laughing AT them. Using sarcasm in bed doesn’t sound remotely erotic, let alone romantic.

Damn, I’m talking about eroticism with Anglo-Saxon ladies which is quite similar with talking about the taste of pork with Muslim Saudis.

Nice way to reveal your ignorance and bigotry, sonny Jim. You’re assuming that everyone else here is 1) a woman 2) Anglo-Saxon. Guess what:

Not all the regulars here identify as women.

Not all Anglophones are Anglo-Saxon. (If you really want facts, the English are not really Anglo-Saxon; their ancestry is still overwhelmingly Celtic, contrary to popular belief.)

Not everyone on this site speaks English as their first language.

Oh, and I am Celtic-Sorb, my husband is French, so here’s a suggestion: go fuck yourself, because you just. don’t. rate. with your attitudes.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Utterly OT, but lungfish! “I’m a fish, not an eel, stop calling me an eel! Let’s see an eel do this! *hangs out on the surface bathing air with proper lungs*”

I’m just channeling fish all other the place today huh? XD (other fish can breathe air, but usually via the digestive tract into the blood…don’t know of any other fish with fucking lungs)

thenatfantastic
thenatfantastic
11 years ago

@Pillow In Hell

I loooooove eggplant (and I’m vegan!) what are you doing with it for the recipe?

pillow in hell
pillow in hell
11 years ago

Argenti, I apologize for the improper pronoun. And you’re right, clams really are something to behold! I’ve only ever seen them in the brownish grey variety. The shells shape is pleasing, but otherwise not much to look at.

I use apples mixed with honey and mustard and put it on a flour tortilla heated with cheese. For breakfast.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

My friendly neighborhood apple growers have a few ideas.http://www.bestapples.com/recipes/index.aspx

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Mr K and I made the best pie the other day – apple and cinnamon, in flaky pastry (not filo, just not short pastry like you usually see with sweet pies now). Had it with whipped cream.

No calories, either. If only one could do all one’s eating over There! 😀

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

Have I mentioned that I love apples and they are effing everywhere around here? Cuz yanno. I do and they are!!

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Argenti, what are those little fish that live on the shoreline? They have eyes right up on the top of their heads and breathe air. I thought of them when you mentioned lungfish and I’ve completely blanked out on their name.

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Do you get Royal Gala apples in the US, thebewilderness? They’re my favourite.

Last time I was in Cali my BFF and her mum and sister and I drove for a couple of hours to an apple orchard … only to find apple-picking season had finished a few days before. As my bestie said, it was a long way to drive to a market stall. 😛

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

pillow in hell — no problem!

And y’all are about to thrill my mother — I want apple pie now, and I have one frozen, time to break out the pie! (She’s been dying to have some, but it’s mine and I don’t share my pie…it’s homemade with local apple’s by my aunt’s neighbor, not like I can just run out and buy another one!)

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Oh, and what’s the bet Brz’s idea of “eroticism” is just “reducing women to body parts” – all his posts suggest it. Which isn’t erotic at all, in my book.

pillow in hell
pillow in hell
11 years ago

The NatFantastic, I haven’t decided on whether to stuff and bake them or use them in a stew… For that matter, I think there’s a marinade and fry ’em recipe in here too.

Perhaps a stew would be best for a first try.

*says a person who does not adapt easily to new foods on plate*

*also, raised on a strict diet of white people cooking.. Two boiled veg and some type of meat either fried or roasted*

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

We used to have an August tradition that we loved when we first moved back home (here).
We would go up on Mt Washington and pick blueberries till we couldn’t pick any more. Cool off in the ice creek. Head back down and stop along the Hood Canal for blackberries. The closer they grow to the salt water the tastier they are. Stop for apples in an old orchard. Go over on Hartstine for oysters and right in front of the house for clams.
Then the feasting would commence. It was lovely!

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

@Argenti Aertheri

I don’t know, I’ve tried to introduce discretely an invitation to talk about my secret passion – medieval Arabic erotic literature – but nobody, as usual, had found it interesting, and the discussion deviated on the usual sexist/non-sexist stuff and my demon (the need for debating and calling everybody who don’t agree with me dumb or something) forced me to fall into this.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

The thing about apples is that every seed grows a different tree. That is why they propagate by grafting. Most of the apples that grow along the roadsides here are not named cultivars, but seedlings. Some are fabulous and should be propagated while others are mealy or insipid. The ones in abandoned orchards are mostly the old cultivars from the thirties like gravenstines that have been around for hundreds of years.
In answer to your question, yes. Galas are cultivated here.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

kitteh — idk, you can try http://www.fishbase.org/identification/classlist.php for an ID, but there are lots of saltwater fish and I only know a handful (my tanks are freshwater, as beautiful as clams are, saltwater tanks are really hard to maintain)

pillow in hell
pillow in hell
11 years ago

Pink Lady apples are the bomb!

Just like eating candy, they are so sweet. But thanks for reminding me that I have granny smith apples waiting to turn into pie!

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

Poor trollie was forced by his own self to be an asshat. Poor trollie. How sad for him that he forces himself and has no control over his own behavior.
Criminy!

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Hey look guys, Brz had a topic buried in there that wasn’t really about reducing people to their anatomy!

Brz, try introducing your pet topic as a literature related one, we’ve got some lit buffs around (and I think a couple people who know modern Arabic)

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@pillow in hell – ::fistbump:: That’s exactly the diet I was brought up on. And which I still prefer. 🙂

@thebewilderness – that sounds like so much fun!!! And I don’t even like shellfish, lol.

@Brz – this is a site for mocking misogyny. Nobody’s going to be impressed with you trotting out misogynistic BS even if you do couch it in terms of medieval Arabic poetry. Go find a site that caters to your interests, because misogynists are not welcome here except as chew-toys.

pillow in hell
pillow in hell
11 years ago

Brz my passion in life is embroidery, but I don’t go around arguing with the regulars here about how stupid they are because they prefer spinning or knitting.

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Argenti, I just remembered the name – they’re mudskippers. Totally amphibious fish and cute little critters, too!

pillow in hell
pillow in hell
11 years ago

Kitteh, I guess that I just want some variety in the types of meals I serve. I have to cook every day, I’d like to get excited about my meals every once in a while. Plus, vegetarian meals will add some new foods that will ensure I get better nutrition. As soon as I find some meals that I want on my table once a week. Peas, carrots and corn just don’t cut it anymore.

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