A veritable anthem for average looking guys with nothing particularly interesting about them who are pissed off they can’t date women much more conventionally attractive than they are.
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@Dragon Slayer
Yeah, women aren’t pressured at all by cultural norms to please men. And they never have any challenges with dating. Even women who aren’t white, straight, cissexual, neurotypical, in conformance with ridiculous beauty norms, and mentally stable. The ones who are kyriarchy-approved have literally no difficulties whatsoever by virtue of being female. And those “orcas” (way to dehumanize fat women) clearly always receive attention and are never shamed and ignored for being fat.
What world do you live in?
I bet a lot of women are captivated by your respectful and tolerant demeanor.
hellkell – someone mentioned upthread he seems to have a new email address; would that get around a ban, like a new ISP?
/tech ignorance
And isn’t it typical that he’s suckered by the “longer is better” idea about penises? I’m more of the “it isn’t what you’ve got, it’s what you do with it” school of thought m’self. Which would doubtless mean Draggy loses anyway.
Like most misogynist trolls, Arks’ motivation can basically be summed up as follows.
“I may not be able to get women to like my, but I will ensure that they’re forced to pay attention to me! Behold the pit of emptiness that is my life.”
Me, not my. His poor writing skills are apparently infectious.
But just imagine if we could turn into orcas in the presence of haters like Draggy …
The penis thing is kind of funny, because even if you were in the size queen category length isn’t really the measurement you’d be most focused on.
So wait, are we in search of HIGHEST STATUS or LONGEST DONG? I need the answer to this question so that I can flush my toilet. (My special load-bearing toilet, since I weigh 7 tons.)
You’d think he’d at least be smart enough to pick an animal that isn’t a. really smart and b. gorgeous to use as a comparison stick to beat women with.
And why orcas? He seems to know as little about them as about women. They’re fast, intelligent, top-level hunters.
Ninja’d! 😀
I concur. Also, even if we assume that the kind of penis matters, there’s more to that then length. Girth matters as well. >_>
Like, compare me to a hyena and maybe I’ll be insulted, nobody likes them very much. What kind of weirdo hates Shamu?
Yeah, length is not something women are terribly likely to fancy – who wants something banging away on your cervix? Ouch. I read somewhere recently that it’s more relevant to anal sex for guys, what with the prostate, if I understood that correctly. But jeez, money and dongers? Nope, not in consideration at all. Face for first impression, then personality and behaviour, that’s what got me.
mxe – so true! And it never occurs to these guys that there are people out there, who may be very small or for any other reasons, who DON’T want some long or wide penis inside them at all.
In my youth I once dated a guy with a cock of Ron Jeremy proportions. The expression “too much of a good thing” most definitely comes to mind. Also the word “ouch”.
Yeah, money and genital size don’t mean anything to me, either. In fact, I’d be just fine with an asexual man who is still physically intimate in other ways. I’m also cool with guys who aren’t rich. At the end of the day, I have to really admire and cherish a guy’s character in order to find him attractive in a romantic way. Empathy and and an adventurous personality make me weak in the knees.
Cassandra: I dated that guy too. It was just too big to work.
And it’s no coincidence that all the things we’re mentioning, things utterly removed from Draggy and his ilk’s notions, are the very things they miss out on. They could make money, they could be good-looking and have huge wangers – but they are such arseholes that they’ve got no chance.
Er…YMMV. That’s actually pleasant for some women.
However, girth is really important to me. As in, too much of it and it’s just not getting in.
My bad! I was thinking in “ouch” terms and forgetting it can be fun for others. 🙂
Re: girth – I’m reminded of a friend who was really tiny, like barely 5′ tall, who’d taken a guy home and when she saw how big he was, called the whole thing off – “You’re not getting near me with that thing!”
I really don’t recommend or approve of engaging in violence, but I once broke a guy’s fingers because he was touching my hair.
In my defence, I didn’t know it was a strange man who couldn’t keep his hands to himself. I thought there was a large bug caught in my hair, and I grabbed at it.
Maybe I’m supposed to be looking for the LONGEST STATUS and HIGHEST DONG?
I’m so confused.
RE: CassandraSays
I actually kinda like hyenas. Is there some reason I should dislike them? I never heard anything particularly bad about them, except the females dominate and have trouble with their first litter. (Which isn’t doucheyness, just oh well.)
And oh, Dragon Slayer. Do you want another round of MSTing with me that badly? There are other ways of entertainment, guy.
::snicker, snicker, snicker::