A veritable anthem for average looking guys with nothing particularly interesting about them who are pissed off they can’t date women much more conventionally attractive than they are.
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@princessbonbon: Sometimes I wanna just burn it all down and start over.
Horseshit. 600-pound orcas have men falling all over themselves for the privilege of prying open the hot sweaty folds of her thighs to get at her frothing crotch hole. They may not be O’Rourke Enormodick, but they’ll be far more than the leviathan deserves. Literally any woman in a free society has unlimited access to all the cock she wants. The saying is 100% accurate- men have to earn the approval of a woman, and this approval must be maintained, because women always have an eye out for a longer dong to latch onto. Whereas for women, they receive an infinite supply of sex, pampering, and intimacy merely for existing with a vagina.
Falconer, I think it was a post in December. It was a 60’s or 70’s group and the lead singer had a french horn in his left hand the ENTIRE song, and never played it. I was so disappointed. I sat through an awful song to hear the french horn, but it was just a ruse.
That article about the robot horses is classic. But I wonder – who’s the real robot, the random text or the PUAs? They type their rote stuff regardless of the response. That’s pretty damn robotic.
And this line from the article skeeved me out: “Online routines are less varied, since there is no opportunity to do a magic trick or casually touch a woman’s hair to activate her attraction zones.”
Some man touching my hair isn’t activating anything except a violent pulling away and possibly getting his face slapped.
(Except Himself, obviously.)
Frothing. Leviathan. Literally. Any. Unlimited. 100%. Accurate. Infinite. These are among the words you do not understand.
Are MRAs supplied with a random word generator when they sign up?
Lil’ draggy seems to have found himself a new email address.
Oh hello,
ArksDraggin’ Butt is back. Hey, what’s your problem with who other guys actually sleep with? You obviously don’t want to have sex with women, so our bodies are irrelevant to your life. Why are you so scared of half the human species, eh? You sure don’t know anything about us. You seem to be screaming with resentment that other people actually like each other. Is that it? Nobody of any gender would touch you because you’re a douche, but you see lots of happy people together and can’t handle the idea at all?Nope, sorry guys, we all have to stop talking now. Lil Draggy said that all women can get laid (I think; either that or it may have been a creative retelling of Moby Dick) and therefore it’s true.
There is infinite sex for women! This must mean each woman has at least one man, but not all men have women? How many extra men are there, Dragon Slayer?
These guys are all so bad at math.
I wonder if Draggy is random computer text?
Also, framing women’s mating habits as “choice” is sort of misleading. Women do not “prefer” men, in the sense of idiosyncratic preferences. Instead, like machines, they mindlessly select the male with the highest registered status they can muster. You don’t say that a toilet “chooses” to flush, it just does when someone pushes the lever.
Wow, Arks is really upset about the existence of fat women who’re more popular than he is. Apparently it’s yet to dawn on him that this is simply an extension of the general rule that almost everyone is more popular than he is.
Dragon Slayer just keeps getting more charming, doesn’t he?
::pats Draggy on head::
That’s nice, dear, you go on thinking that if it makes you feel better.
Where is this mythical land where all women can have as much sex as they want? Cause apparently they also have dragons there, and if they’re like Toothless from “How To Train Your Dragon” I would so move there!
OK I’d move there for Toothless, the sex thing is irrelevant.
True story: showed that movie to a class once, and a student stayed behind to ask me, “Were dragons real? Did they, like, go away like the dinosaurs?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Translation: I have never heard of history.
I think Arks had his binky stolen at a con by a chubby woman, and he’s been bitter and on a moral crusade ever since.
@ drst
The island of Toothless seems to be somewhere in the Hebrides, judging by the description of the climate and the fact that the Vikings have Scottish accents. I’d suggest bringing a lot of sweaters and some fleece underwear.
That’s like the quote (which I can never track down) attributed to Virginia Woolf, asking some bitter twit if a pretty woman once laughed at him in his cradle. Kind of sums up the MRM, doesn’t it?
I’m fascinated to see how this applies to the Stalin-vs-Putin debate in the other thread.
I love how the weight of the hypothetical evil women who’re destroying the world keeps increasing, too. I guess our response to his initial trolling just wasn’t emotionally satisfying enough to fill the gaping hole where his self-esteem should be.
About the whole Persian thing. Now I have heard the stereotype that Persian people are hairy in Family Guy, and also in this video, and I’m sure in other places. A large proportion of the Iranian students’ society for a local university, live in my apartment complex and I have talked to them a bit and I have never noticed that they were particularly hairy. My female Iranian friends shave as much as American women, the men don’t have excessive facial hair. Where does this stereotype come from? When I first heard it, I couldn’t work out if it was just surrealism or actually a standing stereotype. I don’t know why but that bit seriously bugged me 🙁
How are we always on the lookout for “longer dong?” Does Draggy think we have a chip in our heads that automatically measures them? Draggy, I’m sorry so many women reject you. Now fuck off.
Wasn’t this cretin banned?
Also, who registers the status? Is the registry administered by the same department that handles the non-draft?