Usually I venture into the manosphere to collect the latest misogyny, but sometimes it’s delivered right to my door. Here, some intriguing thoughts on women, from an MRA who showed up in the comments here yesterday, and who has been delighting the regulars not only with his opinions but with his colorful writing style.
Here’s the dude calling himself Dragon Slayer, on how young women and their cell phones will bring about the death of feminism:
The feminist movement is doomed not because of us MRAs, but because of women. These days most women spend their youth with mouths agape, babbling on their cell phones and strutting around in public with the fatty sacks on their chests manipulated in such a way to attract a man’s attention. That’s literally all they do. Then once they get older they start looking to mortgage their pink clam off for private use in exchange for food and shelter. After that, they could give a shit about the rest of the world. So for your own sanity, I’d recommend you all just drop this feminism project.
Some thoughts on women and love:
I’m of the opinion that women aren’t really capable of love. I mean sure, they’ll barter access to various body parts- temporary bodyguard for butt action, manservant for intercourse, and such- but that’s not really “love” in the way it has been traditionally defined, by men. I suppose the only pure expression of “love” is that found between two men.
And some further reflections on that subject:
Evolution hasn’t programmed women to reciprocate affection. From a reproductive standpoint, they exist to gobble as much hot sour cream as possible and then propagate the species with the best DNA they can wrangle. Men, on the other hand, are programmed for targeted monogamous affection, the better to protect the female who chooses him as her sperm donor. In modern society, this dynamic has changed, as women don’t just require elite semen, but also financial security, which more often than not can be better provided by a biologically inferior male, to whom she transfers access to her love tube sometime in her early thirties.
So the pink clam is now a love tube? So confusing.
Is Dragon Slayer for real? I admit I’m not altogether sure. There’s some suspicion that he’s a sockpuppet of the legendary Man Boobz troll Arks; the writing style is similar, and, like Arks, the new guy puts bromance before ho-mance. Whether or not this is Arks II, I suspect he’s not purely trolling — that is, while trying to be inflammatory, he believes at least some of what he posts. And indeed, aside from the stuff about man-man love and the bit about men being programmed for monogamy, this is all stuff we’ve heard before from the evo-psych-obsessed dudes of the manosphere.
Hey, it fits with the high school level understanding of sexuality.
Actually that’s being far too kind to them – middle school at best.
@Cassandra
“Hey, it fits with the high school level understanding of sexuality.
Actually that’s being far too kind to them – middle school at best.”
Which would explain terms like “love tube” and “pink clam,” I guess.
If you need a euphemism for women’s genitalia, you can’t go wrong with a Professor Layton title.
Middle school understanding of sexuality? Maybe kindergarten, where they think that saying “butt” is shocking. These guys are essentially a cruder version of that.
Totally a problem. Plenty of men want to hug me to the point I don’t want ANY hugs from men unless they are my father, brother or boyfriend.
I also work with boys (13-21) on a regular basis. And because I’m the youngest female there I simply say don’t touch me (not even handshakes seriously it takes NOTHING to turn some of these boys on). And they get a warning, but they know I have no problem talking to their social worker, case manager or parole officer if they try to get handsy with me.
@Eli I feel lucky my grandpas were always really big on respect to women.
@Falconer I hate that BS about women manipulating men all the time with their breasts. Breasts in my opinion are far to sexualized.
If any of you have netflix check out the documentary Busting Out.
@cloudiah: Aren’t baby bats mainly found hanging around Hot Topic?
@cloudiah: Aren’t baby bats mainly found hanging around Hot Topic?
Baby bats make their parents go stand in a different store while they try stuff on?
I’m now imagining teen Batman skulking in a Hot Topic changing room, and it’s kind of awesome.
@eli my first dog was a corgi and she had the cutest butt. When I work out how to attach pics to these threads ill send you pictures of destructor dog my latest.
@ melody, my daughter is a very busty girl and has had a really hard time at high school.
What’s more some of the teachers blamed her for the unwelcome attention, argh!
@Peter I thought “Pink Clam” was hilarious, but as per Peter’s comment earlier, my vag is hereby renamed the “Mystery Room”. Thanks!
@Peter –
Pretty much! 😀 There’s one who only gets referred to as B___ because he was interminably boring and self centred and we don’t want to summon him. If you look around September 2011 you’ll see some of his. I wasn’t around then but I read a few today and gahhh, it’s the All About B___ show. Much the same with Mr Al (using his actual name hits the filter) who got banned and has sockpuppetted on and off ever since. And the one Falconer referred to was … well, the struck-out word was part of his name, and oy, if you want boring, go for him. He didn’t get banned, just limited to three posts every 24 hours, and he couldn’t, ahem, stick it.
Have you read much of the older threads? Until last year possibly the greatest troll was NWOslave, a truly ghastly (and yet bizarrely amusing at times) man who’s been banned on umpteen sites. He didn’t get banned here, just put on permanent moderation, and he hasn’t been around since the election. The Big Book of Larnin’ in the forums is based on the world according to NWO. You need to adjust your tinfoil hat to read it. 😛
@Yoyo – we can’t embed pics here (think of what the trolls would do with that, ugh) but the way to get the link is
{ a href = ” http://i.imgur.com/88oHVoq.jpg ” } Mads { / a }
but with the arrow brackets instead of the curly ones, and no spaces.
The text in the middle is the URL of the pic you want to link to. ::crosses fingers that this works::
Mads
Another troll’s handle is in the filter because he was using another person’s real name to defame him.
Also, wow, kitteh, have you ever done a thorough job catching up on your MBZ history.
(That is, if you want to use a word instead of the URL: obviously the URL alone works too.) 😛
Aww, look at Mads’ privacy tail.
LOL I read the old stuff when it’s a bit slow on the current ones. Helps to know why X, Y or Z might have got banned, and it’s fun reading what the regulars wrote. Some of Owly’s stuff, omigawd. And AntZ, though he seems pretty one-note most of the time. As for B___ – strewth that boy makes my eyes glaze over, him and his (?) imaginary girlfriend.
Thanks kitteh, I’m a bit of a Luddite, I’ll trial it first before I embarrass myself
“http://i.imgur.com/88oHVoq.jpg”
I didn’t even notice when I uploaded it! 😀 Perhaps she was in Renaissance nude-mode or something and we didn’t have any whisps of gauze handy. It’s an old pic, she hasn’t worn a collar in years.
Hah, Yoyo, you think the picture html monster is bad, you wait till the blockquotes monster gets you. It has no mercy.
Well, yeah:
http://www.blackwaterfall.com/11babybat.php
I’ll say one thing for old threads being necroed, it’s one way of rediscovering really good videos. This was courtesy of Freitag originally. He offered it to Owly but somehow I doubt it worked.
http://youtu.be/ys-PxJajCl0
You can test your Manboobz history knowledge: Do you remember the incident from my new Pierre?
Oh lor’, that’s wonderful! I haven’t read the thread it came from, though. Which one was it, do you remember?
That corgi is adorbs. Was this prompted by the corgi-butt pics today? 🙂
Yes, I was looking up photo reference. The thread whence this came is linked in the comments. Have you run across Peter-Andrew: Nolan (c) anywhere yet?
Argh, yes, in passing! He’s Mr troy weight gold, among other things, isn’t he?