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PUA dirtbag on why some women should be treated like “disposable blowup dolls.”

Better than spending an evening with Firepower, I suspect.
Better than spending an evening with Firepower, I suspect.

I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)

Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:

The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”

Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.

That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.

The barsluts and bimbos.  The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan.  The JWOWW’s of the world.   Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females.  Barsluts = BAD females.  Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.

Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.

Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?

Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.

Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america.  Good women are low notch women.

Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.

Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.

Was that even a sentence?

Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.

Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society.  Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?

You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?

Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms.  Cherish the good ones.

Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.

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katz
11 years ago

Yeah, I’m, uh, just going to stay inside for a few days, I think.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

katz — you up here in the land of blizzard weekend or just avoiding wet squishy women?

katz
11 years ago

In LA, avoiding being shot by cops. Or ex-cops.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

@ katz

If there’s ever been a time to telecommute if possible, it’s now.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

Gods, stay safe, everyone! 🙁

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

And suddenly I’m glad I only have snow to contend with. Fucking cops…

You get sick days? Won’t be the first person to call in “sick” on a Friday.

katz
11 years ago

Luckily the manhunt is up in Big Bear, which is not particularly near me or Doad’s work. Scary time to be in LA, though.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

A PUA’s ‘wet, squishy woman’

(trigger warning for those who don’t like zombie pics)

Deoridhe
11 years ago

Ugh, I remember when there were snipers in DC; everyone was so scared. I was shocked to hear about the LA shooter, though. It came out of left field (especially since I’d seen the car description on the highway but didn’t know what it meant) in the middle of a rather hard day (I have about four clients with crises of various sorts and am stretched quite a bit).

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

Aren’t dead people more stiff than squishy? Never been around any dead people, but surely they’re called “stiffs” for a reason.

kiki
kiki
11 years ago

Fatrelle certainly seems very proud of all the sex that some other unspecified PUAs are having, but I notice he’s very careful not to explicitly state that he himself is getting any. Wonder why that is?

He’s like the Ba-Da-Booie of PUAs. Or that shrieking little muppet that used to sit on Jabba the Hutt’s shoulder.

Sandra
Sandra
11 years ago

Now that was funny, David. Very funny. Whilst perusing rooshv’s site which is made up of terminally ugly virgin turds who couldn’t get a root in a brothel (and as it turns out probably don’t want one) I came across this quote from the inimitable pseudo-prick John Rambo that I just have to share around because, well he is so intent on sharing around his own spam Boycott pus, and it is soooooooooo revealing. He said, and I quoth “Sex with girls isn’t the greatest thing in life, and in reality, it’s actually quite boring.”

It turns out that John Rambo is one of those sociopathic latent homosexuals who would probably be a well adjusted human being if he’d just let himself wear that dress that he’s been coveting forever. And now I have proof. Who woulda thunk it?

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
11 years ago

*slowly backs away from Sandra*

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

R….R…Ruby? Is that you, Ruby?

viola
11 years ago

Sandra: Do you… do you think you’re on our side? Because… you’re not on our side. Our side is the one where homophobia and transphobia and judging people by how much sex they’ve had isn’t welcome.
You might have missed that somehow, but really… you’re not on our side.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

::ignores creepy Sandra::

lowquacks, I’m thinking of a body in a more advanced state of decay. There’s a detailed and gross description of decomposition in Wiki (with pictures, blech).

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

I have a feeling Sandra’s posted this sort of shit before. It seems familiar.

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

Did we ban Ruby? Because David’s banhammer seems to infect its victims with a strong desire to come back where they’re not wanted, and this is very Ruby. It’s not too unlike DL or Grumbles, who are similarly odd, but they don’t tend to pull the shitty shaming stuff as much.

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

Whoever it is, it reads like a trap. Agree with her (yeah right) and we’re misandrist feminist hypocrites who always take the side of a (presumed) woman, disagree and we’re big old meanies to people who are “on our side”.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Um, non-straight non-cis-women wanting dresses makes one spew hate? Or only if we hide our skirts?

See, I need to know how often I need to break out the pirate skirt in order to avoid spewing hate. And I’m sure this is relevant to my grad student not-an-ex since ze’s, you know, grad student busy.

Oh wait, we aren’t sociopaths, never mind then. Still, hold my boots while I put on my pirate skirt? Because ARGGGH!

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

lowquacks — what about pirate puns? Do I have at least adept class trap avoidance? (Damn, I should revert to my ninja avatar, it makes these jokes much funnier)

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

@Argenti

Pirate puns arr good. I move that we collectively inform Sandra that the Man Boobz commentariat give absolutely no shits about whatever bull she’s pulled already or is trying to pull currently and then just go on with whatever.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Also, Picard.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
The Kittehs' Unpaid Help
11 years ago

That Picard one is just what we need to throw at Dipshit Leech Codswallop when she turns up.

I don’t think Ruby was banned, I think she just disappeared eventually. I haven’t read any of her longer efforts to know if this Creepy McCreepster is similar.

Also, PIRATE SKIRT? Want!

Mind you, I’m happy at having bought a backup* pair of the most comfortable shoes ever today. Mads is happy too, since she spends a lot of time making up to the original ones.

*never makes backups for computer but does it for shoes.

Matthew Cline
11 years ago

Quoth government girlfriend guy:

But that dishonest scumbag Lietelle had to find some excuse to ban me.

Yes, “you’re impersonating someone else” is totally not something that’s ban-worthy.

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