I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)
Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:
The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”
Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.
That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.
The barsluts and bimbos. The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan. The JWOWW’s of the world. Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females. Barsluts = BAD females. Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.
Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.
Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?
Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.
Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america. Good women are low notch women.
Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.
Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.
Was that even a sentence?
Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.
Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society. Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?
You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?
Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms. Cherish the good ones.
Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.
You can wet squishy women when you’re awake, you know. Just be sure to ask first.
The sex work one(s), actually, but fuck me if the whole place isn’t just drama alley.
@ Bagelsan
What, you’re still venturing into the comments there? I’ve given up.
Fatrelle sounds more like Pell than The Other One to me.
I don’t get what’s so great about moist, squishy women. Where the humid ladies at?
How exactly does one sleep to a woman, anyway? I know that some poets have compared women’s voices to music – perhaps trollboy is struggling to answer the question “what is a metaphor”?
No, he sleeps to wet squishy women. Perhaps it’s a little like wetting the bed?
A metaphor is like a simile, but is one.
You too Cassandra? I occasionally drop by to read the topics themselves, but fuck the comments — I gave up after having to repeatedly explain, with citations from all over the place and in graphic detail, how Native Americans are still facing genocide. Me, a Native American who’s answer to “then were are the bodies” was a list of dead relatives and friends, and a couple other people, versus one troll. One troll, who afaik, never did get banned or even told to can it.
When you’re nitpicking the exact definition of genocide and whether it can be genocide without a pile of bodies, and the mods take no notice in a supposedly more or less safe space…I am fucking done.
Honestly, the trolls get less leeway here — no one’s afraid of dealing with tone trolls if we just tell the troll where to shove it.
Sorry for that rant, I’ve had another day of #OpThunderbird which is fucking entirely about missing, murdered and assaulted First Nations people and Native Americans and I’m just a little touchy on where the fucking bodies are.
Doesn’t squishy rather imply fat? Ironic given his preferred means of insulting David.
@ Argenti
Remember the comment about women who get labiaplasty being rich dim ditzes? That came from Feministe. I haven’t been back since. The thing about Feministe is that there’s horribleness from every direction there – pick a political position, any political position, and there will be someone being a complete asshole in defense of that position. So you end up in screaming arguments even with people whose underlying goals you completely agree with.
It’s just not a pleasant space to hang out in.
Tugley — +1 internet
As for wet women…
(Damnit) Janet
I though there’s no use getting
Into heavy petting.
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know is how to go.
I’ve tasted blood and I want more.
I read Feministe, but have never read the comments. Thanks for the warning! (Seriously.)
“Moist” is one of those words that really bothers me. It just sounds so unpleasant.
Cassandra — yeah I vaguely remember that, don’t recall wtf the actual topic was but I remember the gist of it going all wonky about rich ditz’s (because misogynist slurs are a’ok if the mods don’t hate you and disagree completely)
The breast feeding debates always get horrible too (and very, very, American). Fuck, it’s the sort of shit that actually does come off as navel gazing, which is one for the straw feminists thread!
Hey, you guys, do you know we have a genuine MANHUNT going on now in the LA-area for an ex-cop who is now gunning for … well … everyone. And so the Los Angeles Police Department have themselves gunned down 2 women trying to deliver newspapers, because their truck looked like murderous dude’s truck.
Weird. Terrible, and weird. One of my coworkers drives a truck of the same color as the killer’s, so his wife drove him to work today because she was afraid he might get killed by the cops.
MISANDRY.
Yeeesss… because the amount of sex you have totally affects the quality of your personality. I wonder, at what point does a woman go from “good” to “nasty ass skankhoe”.
At what point does a person loose said personhood on the dick-o-mileage level ?
(And when talking about the mileage of dicks, what about women who have only one or very few dicks in them, but who have lots and LOTS of sechs ? Why doesn’t that count when talking about the bs hypothesis that women can get loose down there?)
I always find it ironic and kinda sad when sluts are shaming other sluts. As if sluttin’ around is a bad thing (as long as it’s done responsibly, ofc.)
UCLA just proposed a policy for non-Union-represented folks to require departments to provide sanitary locations plus reasonable time off for lactating parents to pump breast milk for their kids. (Union-represented folks already get this by default; UC’s general M.O is to get forced into stuff by unions, then offer it to non-union folks as a proof that unions aren’t necessary.) Anyway, I am wondering if there are UCLA MRAs, and what they’ll say about this.
I’m proud to say that my department has been doing this for years, because it is (a) sensible and (b) compassionate. And maybe also because I was the union rep for years. 🙂
@cloudiah
I read about that this morning, but it didn’t occur to me that not hearing anything else probably meant he was still at large. Definitely weird and terrible (and weird, I think I heard he was a Charlie Sheen fan?).
@Catfish
You add up the lengths of all the penetrating dicks (does girth count, too? I forget), multiply it by a constant, and look it up on a chart based on your age.
It’s the PMI.
(Penis Mass Index)
Now that you mention it … lazy eye, anyone?
Manhunt update via anon (thanks to those who got me to use twitter, anon news is legit news!) — he’s still at large. And near as I can tell, it’s racist misandry, better known as racism. Dude’s manifesto is interesting — as much as attempting to decry police violence by being a violent cop is the very definition of fail, seems he’s legitimately pissed over the normalization of police brutality. (The irony, it fucking burns.)
Said manifesto with the caveat that I’ve only read the first half (or rather, my brother read it aloud on the way to the mall earlier and gave up when we arrived [I got pants! And a churro!])
Bagelsan – yeah, I’m about ready to give up on Feministe. The two sex work threads are … gods, all the “what are you people putting sex on a pedestal for, what’s so special about it?” stuff is coming across like “meh, why should anyone worry about being a sex worker?” than anything else. It’s one thing to say sex doesn’t need to be made totally fanciful, but reducing it to something as meaningful as scratching your butt doesn’t seem like a brilliant idea either. It really felt like they were going to say “Well why shouldn’t sex work be on the list of jobs you can be expected to accept, it’s no more traumatic than waiting tables!” That, and the whole claim that sex trafficking means the same as sex work made me want to hurl.
cloudiah re: breast feeding — that is sort of awesome, and sort of sad. I mean, straight up awesome, but should’ve been obvious, not forced.
All this “wet squishy women” stuff makes me wonder how far decomposed they are. Yes, totally horrible, but it goes with the territory.
(More happily, that brings to mind “Could be worse. Could be raining.”)