I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)
Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:
The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”
Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.
That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.
The barsluts and bimbos. The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan. The JWOWW’s of the world. Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females. Barsluts = BAD females. Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.
Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.
Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?
Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.
Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america. Good women are low notch women.
Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.
Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.
Was that even a sentence?
Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.
Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society. Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?
You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?
Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms. Cherish the good ones.
Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.
The pity is that the genuine creeps don’t seem capable of feeling shame, which makes me wonder why they squeal about it. Oh yeah, because they don’t want other people recognising them for the tapeworms they are.
We have lots of creepy trolls, but Eurosabra wins the award for combining creepy with depressing.
Hey now, I’m sure tapeworms have some sort of purpose in the overall ecosystem.
Euorsabra makes me want to bathe with Purell and Brillo when he posts.
The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females
Oh my gosh, the divide-and-conquer tactic! I love it! The last time I saw this one was a few weeks back, when the Fake Geek Girl guys were complaining that the good geek girls ought to team up with them against those pernicious Fake Geek Girls who threaten the nerd world by having boobs yet not doing makeouts on command.
Sadly for the cause, it turns out 99.99% of geek girls don’t give a shit whether or not women in crossplay Iron Man outfits are geeking correctly. This is coincidentally the same percentage of women who are unlikely to care about the sexual purity of imaginary barflies.
Maybe some bleach too, just to be safe. Also some drain cleaner, so the ick doesn’t get stuck there once you wash it off.
Someone in another thread pointed out the adversarial tone of “game”: it’s not just about getting laid, it’s about you winning and her losing. A woman who is eager to go to bed with you isn’t as big a trophy. And of course, if the woman you used your “game” on would have slept with you anyway, it raises the question of whether you need the game at all, and that’s an awkward question to ask about something that’s a huge part of your identity.
And frankly, I don’t think they think about their double standard much. The idea that women who like and seek sex are terrible, dirty, contemptible whores is pretty standard in our culture, and PUAs, like everyone else, probably don’t even think before perpetuating it.
I mean, I hate to state the obvious, but I’ve always found that one effective way to avoid shagging barflies it not being too much of a barfly yourself. If, like PUAs, you spend most of your time actively looking for your drunks who aren’t too picky about who they sleep with, it seems a bit silly to complain when that’s what you find.
(Please note that I don’t have any particular issue with drunks and/or sluts. For those who do, one does have to wonder why they spend so much time trying to capture the attention of a group of people that they supposedly despise.)
True – parasites though they are, they’re still ahead of Eurosabra et al in the personality and general usefullness stakes.
I enjoy Eurosabra. Picture the Festrunk brothers with a reservoir of self-loathing. If you actually met him at an L.A. bar you would have hilarious stories forever.
Remind me to take my voice recorder out drinking with me next time I have to go to LA.
Why is it always the number of penes? Like, if we’re going with the “stuff in them makes vaginas somehow less vagina-y or w/e”, shouldn’t it be the number of times the woman in question has had sex? Vaginas don’t have sensitive equipment to detect if a penis in them is a new penis or not and degrade based on that. I’m sure most of these people would expect regular vaginal sex with anyone they’re in a “cherishing” relationship with, for god’s sake.
Whenever someone says “X is such a slut, they must have such a huge vagina” or whatever bullshit like that, it’s hard not to think that people in long-term relationships seem likely to have more sex than people who prefer one-night stands.
Also, what was said earlier about pap smears, vaginal births, tampons, etc.
I thought it had to be above 720 to be considered a good penis score.
@Katz
That’s in Metric or Short Penes.
Wait, that turned into a “short penis” joke I didn’t even see.
Do you get extra points for staying on the straight and narrow?
(Sorry, I just had to.)
I don’t think I had fully understood before that PUAs are not lounge lizards looking for women who might want to have sex with them but rather they are specifically looking for women who do not so that the PUA can manipulate them or coerce them into having sex as a means of self aggrandizement.
Well, I went and took a look at Mr Firepower’s little rant. And couldn’t get more than a few paragraphs in, largely due to the utter incomprehensibility of it. I can forgive some minor grammatical errors in the name of speechifying, but that was just word-vomit.
Also, I’m very unhappy that I seem to have missed the pics of rough anal sex here. I feel left out.
But the whole bear sluts notion was very amusing and made me think of this. Just replace “Basil” with “Firepower”:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b390/ellex42/do%20not%20delete/basil_zps35069de0.jpg
Okay, would somebody kindly take the newbie by the hand and show me how to embed videos and pictures? I tried looking for instructions, I really did, but mostly got “you can’t do that” which is clearly not true.
Is it like Livejournal HTML type coding?
Sorta? You can’t embed pictures, which turns out to be good every time a troll tries posting violent images. For video click youtube’s share button, paste the link on its own line.
Italics = <em>text</em> or <i>text</i>
Bold = <strong>text</strong> or <b>text</b>
Blockquote = <blockquote>text</blockquote>
*crosses fingers* come on HTML, work!
For YouTube, just drop in the whole URL with no HTML. But the URL must be HTTP: not HTTPS:.
For everything else, use standard HTML. But you can’t embed pictures because if you could trolls would constantly be dropping horrible pictures into posts to disturb us.
And the rest of us would be illustrating every comment we make. 😉
So, it’s more fun for a male slut to tarnish a good girl then to sleep with a seasoned participant? Hmm, sounds like penis insecurity again. Or something that freak Freud wrote about…but anyhoo.
Ewwww, what if she knows what an orgasm feels like? Wait, what if he can’t give her one?!
This here:
“Today, males get to naturally spread their seed…” Why do these guys always want to pretend that spreading their seed is a huge motivator behind sex hounding. Are we suppose to believe every woman he’s slept with bore his child? That he never uses a condom?
“…and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society…”
Err, for these guys, I guess feminism is a Rorshach inkblot test.
“Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?”
Do people disclose like this in real life? About their sex lives, I mean.
Also, I’d love to know what he looks like. I mean, Sloppopotamus? He must be Adonis. And apparently, bad words — if spoken by a woman, hurts his delicate little ears. Oh gosh, that’s cute as hell.
Thank you, Argenti!
I noticed you live in Pittsburgh – I’m over in the Dormont area of town. *waves*
Here’s hoping we don’t get another load of snow dumped on us tomorrow. I’m already tired of shoveling.
@Kittehs’
But…but they’d be kitty pictures! And adorable doggies! And rough anal sex!
It’s okya, Davey. Everyone knows that the reason reason you have such a grudge toward PUAs is because all you have is the RealDoll. PUAs are out with moist women every night. That really shakes your lard, doesn’t it, Davey?