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PUA dirtbag on why some women should be treated like “disposable blowup dolls.”

Better than spending an evening with Firepower, I suspect.
Better than spending an evening with Firepower, I suspect.

I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)

Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:

The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”

Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.

That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.

The barsluts and bimbos.  The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan.  The JWOWW’s of the world.   Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females.  Barsluts = BAD females.  Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.

Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.

Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?

Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.

Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america.  Good women are low notch women.

Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.

Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.

Was that even a sentence?

Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.

Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society.  Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?

You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?

Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms.  Cherish the good ones.

Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.

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CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Yeah, I don’t like the idea of my antivirus deciding what I can read based on content, no matter how objectionable I find the content in this case. Now, if it is malware of some sort they’re concerned about, then fair enough. The warning I got that one time specified some sort of actual tech risk rather than just Assholes Ahoy.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
11 years ago

@Viscaria

http://i.imgur.com/8tk8HnO.jpg

I got prescribed them for vaginismus, but they’re called the Amielle Comfort and you can buy them on Amazon for £40 if you can’t get a prescription/live in a place with ridiculously expensive healthcare.

The therapist says most women use their boyfriends instead of the biggest one, because it’s bigger than most men. 😛 I took that photo for a friend who was curious to see how big the ‘Monster’ was.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

Thanks CWS! I’m totally going to look into that. It’s a bit of a strain to be making a VAGINAFIST OF PAIN all of the time.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Katz

Isn’t Norton both now? We don’t use half the features, but we get the Norton Security Suite from our internet provider. We can manage all sorts of parental control settings there. Could that be where the site is blocked?

Pear_tree
Pear_tree
11 years ago

My phone company blocked both this and yoisthisracist as hate sites.

Some Gal Not Bored at All

@Pear tree

That is messed up.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
11 years ago

@Pear_Tree

My phone company blocks Manboobz as ‘mature’, which I can see, but it’s also blocked sites about fluffy kittens… o.O

I don’t get why we would be considered a ‘hate site’ unless it thought that the quotes from MRAs were part of the site’s views. Computers lack subtlety.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Just wait, some MRA is probably going to claim that the lack of subtlety in the phone company’s filter is a sign that it considers this site to be hate speech against men and therefore victory over the forces of femininistic oppression is nigh.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
11 years ago

Is it wrong that I am now picturing Chell using portals to do very dirty things, and that I think this would make a great desktop wallpaper?

Because if it is, I don’t want to be right.

katz
11 years ago

CWS: I love your choice of books to include for scale.

Creative Writing Student
Creative Writing Student
11 years ago

@Katz

It was literally the closest one, we’re reading it for a creative nonfiction class. I’m planning to reread it properly over Easter. 😀

Anyway, I gotta go to sleep, class at 10am tomorrow. *yawns*

Pear_tree
Pear_tree
11 years ago

I think it was either the lack of subtlety or the fact that you could report things as hate speech. As such it is a good way to censure views you don’t like. I didn’t try any MRA sites.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Niters CWS!

One more reason I wouldn’t bother visiting MRM sites. First, I see quite enough of their garbage here; second, yeah, I wouldn’t trust those sites not to be riddled with malware and viruses.

nerdypants
11 years ago

The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females

Funny. I’m female, maybe even one of the “good” ones, and I can’t see how a woman’s success in picking up men might make her my “natural enemy”.

Margaret Meade slept with EVERYONE (seriously, that lady had some incredible game)

From the much-too-few books of hers that I’ve read, I imagine she would have been the most fascinating person to talk to and be around. That she had an amazing love-life makes me admire her all the more 🙂

isabeleve
isabeleve
11 years ago

Also, JWOWW wrote a book.

And apparently, it’s full of crappy Cosmo-esque advice on not having sex too early so he’ll want you even more.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Norton Antivirus isn’t blocking AVfM, but there’s an additional Norton service that enterprises/individuals can pay for that will block categories of sites. There’s versions A-C and apparently it is version C (only “family friendly sites allowed”) that blocks AVfM and a whole host of other MRM sites.

Anyway, no one should have Norton. They suck. The last time I bought a computer the store was giving away free Norton AV on cd-roms, and when I said I didn’t want it the clerk confessed that they were having a hell of a time giving them away even for free. Use a free program like Avira.

Hey, does anyone know: I’m assuming that if you use Google cache to access a site that doesn’t count as “hits” for them. Is that correct? I just hate giving them any traffic.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
11 years ago

Okay, so PUA is now the 30 Years’ War? ‘Cuz certain aspects of the Hollywood club scene are in fact quite cruel.
Also ironic, considering what happened to Wallenstein.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Fuck off Eurosabra.

Integral
Integral
11 years ago

Maybe he thinks there’s just one vagina and so people “with” vaginas actually just have portals in their crotches that link to The One True Vagina.

Billion+ penis score for everyone! Whoohoo!

No wonder I’m feeling a little tired.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Euorsabra, while the title of this post did say PUA dirtbag, no one wants to hear from you. Go away, creep.

ostara321
ostara321
11 years ago

Hellkell, how dare you creep shame?! The MISANDRY!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Fuck off back to your own dunghill, Eurosabra.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

It’s so cruel that younger, more attractive women don’t want to fuck Eurosabra unless he subjects them to mild gaslighting! Truly, it’s the stuff of epic tragedy.

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

It’s so cruel that younger, more attractive women don’t want to fuck Eurosabra

FTFY

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Ostara: it’s not creep shaming if they’re 100% grade-A creepy. 🙂

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