I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)
Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:
The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”
Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.
That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.
The barsluts and bimbos. The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan. The JWOWW’s of the world. Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females. Barsluts = BAD females. Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.
Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.
Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?
Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.
Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america. Good women are low notch women.
Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.
Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.
Was that even a sentence?
Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.
Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society. Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?
You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?
Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms. Cherish the good ones.
Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.
*PUA: Exit left, pursued by bear*
That, my friends, is how you deal with douchebags.
If only the rumours of where I live were true. I could catch a polar bear on the street and train it to be my wingman-of-disposing-with-assholes.
Heh. See, you guys say ‘bear sluts,’ I think of something toooootally different.
Damn my gayness!
LBT LOL
Tattooed sloppopotomous 4 lyfe!! Right here!!
Cherish my asshole, you cretin.
RE: cloudiah
I admit, the idea of PUAs in a bear bar is kind of amusing to me.
“You know, your face would look great, if you shaved.”
Meh, he’s a poor imitation of Roissy/Heartiste.
And he, and Roissy/Heartiste, are poor imitations of decent human beings. Your point, mikey?
Sorta-kinda on topic: I asked on the Pandagon article about whiny dudes and their lies about why consent is so haaaaard what it is with “fedora wearers” as an insult. One person said it’s because they’re turning up in cheap shops (damn you, WalMart) and someone else said it’s because PUA types tend to wear them.
To which milord said this morning, “They bring insult on men by their behaviour; why should fedora wearers be exempt?”
*mental picture*
… the HORROR…
*covers bum*
Oooh, I have just opened that article! I emailed it to myself in work earlier cos I KNEW I would get stuck in. Will look for your comment (I am Kundah on Disqus).
I was reading one article earlier about the Audi ad from Superbowl, and in the comments, a guy who has actually been arrested and charged for having thousands of images of child abuse on his computer was whining about all the pesky laws that make rape and rapey behaviour punishable. Boooo! Including the fact that the age of consent is so high, and a 26 year old can’t do sex with a 15 year old. Oh, and your not even allowed get girls drunk to fuck them, wahsadfacesallround.
What. The. Actual.
stupid forgetting to close the stupid italic thingy!!!
Sorry for the horrible visual Dagrabbit, I have had around half a bottle of wine and am really becoming the foul mouthed sloppopotomous that this dude despises!
Dagrabbit – there could be the sound of butt-cheeks slamming closed all around the world.
The dear Mr. Firepower has responded to this post with a rather strange rant based on the premise that I am gay:
http://eradica.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/futrelle-the-great-2013-manboobz-controversy/
If you were wondering if Firepower is a raging homophobe in addition to being a racist and a misogynist, your question is answered.
Wow, he’s really worked up. So irrational.
So. Much. Fail.
In other news, apparently SRS got AVfM blocked as a hate site.
http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/183anp/meta_srs_gets_norton_to_block_hate_groups_using/
Warning: the first link is a massive screenshot of an AVFM article and its comments.
Elam is angry.
In my mind, he’s using the same tone you would to get a dog to sit.
From that post — “…quippy-pix of rough anal sex as Logical Debate…”
We do pics of rough anal sex? I feel I’ve been missing out! (Ok, rough anal sex sounds a bit, well, rough, but manboobz, were are the butts I’ve been missing!)
As for the rest, he has to be a Poe right? …right? Guys, someone tell me he’s a Poe…
I took a glance at that stupid page from SquibFail, but I’m not going to bother reading it. What Tulgey quoted is quite enough – “I’m curious why somebody who won’t use the vagina defends what’s attached to it.” Not just for the homophobia, but the rancid hatred of women and absolute refusal to see us as people rather than things inconveniently attached to vaginas.
Dude, if all you want is a warm wet place to shove your precious dick, there are these things called Fleshlights. Much less bother than trawling bars. But then your boner’s really from hating women, isn’t it? What a sad little loser.
I wonder if the women he claims to have had sex with were actually his mirror image: they took one look and thought, “Yeah, PUA type, he’ll be easy pickings.”
“somebody who won’t use the vagina”
What is it with that particular form of grammar fail recently? DL Colvin was doing it too. Maybe the belief that other people aren’t really quite people leads to inability to use articles correctly?
“Why does someone who does not use the vagina defend the vagina?”
It’s like an MRA koan.
Alternatively: “Defend the vagina, you must!” –feminist Yoda
It’s just odd sounding.
Important safety tip:
Do. Not. Fuck. With. A. Hippo.
An angry or threatened hippo is a pretty intimidating adversary, weighing between 1.5 and 3 tons and able to run at up to 30 mph – that’s three times faster than most of us) […] Hippo skin is two inches thick! It has historically been used to make ferocious whips capable of killing a man in 10 blows. […] They have large teeth which they use for slashing the jugular veins of opponents, although most of the time they just open their huge mouths wide to scare off their rivals.
There’s a joke in there about the OP and his ignorance of the scary-as-fuck hippopotamus, but I’m tired and too hungry to find it.
I don’t recall any time we’ve used rough anal sex as a premise in an argument in the comments here. Maybe from our trolls, but not in my memory.
I’m mostly confused as to why he thinks that wanting to have sex with “the vagina” and the women so inconveniently attached to them would make one predisposed towards supporting feminism. It clearly has not had any effect on his Reason And Logic™ abilities.
RE: Govn’t girlfriend guy and Pierre.
I made the terrible, horrible mistake of visiting his blog again. I wish I hadn’t. He’s seriously ill, not just a guy with a sad. He’s a ticking bomb, and I will not read that blog again.
At least over here we have Pierre! And cats. Oh, and bulldogs. Sorry about the bulldog, but I need brain bleach, and even this is not enough.
… Wait, he does realize that lady authors also have teh sex, right? And often, A LOT of teh sex?
I mean, Margaret Meade slept with EVERYONE (seriously, that lady had some incredible game)
Maybe he thinks there’s just one vagina and so people “with” vaginas actually just have portals in their crotches that link to The One True Vagina.