I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)
Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:
The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”
Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.
That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.
The barsluts and bimbos. The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan. The JWOWW’s of the world. Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females. Barsluts = BAD females. Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.
Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.
Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?
Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.
Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america. Good women are low notch women.
Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.
Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.
Was that even a sentence?
Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.
Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society. Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?
You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?
Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms. Cherish the good ones.
Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.
Gawd, hellkell. That’s bad news.
Some Gal – or 4) none of the above ‘cos the Greek system is all shit. 😀
Katz: LV
@ hellkell
Yikes. The LAPD – demonstrating how not to run a police force since who the fuck knows.
She juuust texted with this info out of the blue. We were talking about the LAPD situation, and she said the guy is 100% correct from everything she’s seen.
That’s why this whole thing is so frustrating. He is right. The LAPD is fucked up. The problem is that going on a shooting spree isn’t going to fix it, and because the LAPD is so fucked up, civilians might end up getting killed too.
I completely agree. Killing people is not the way to prove his point.
So apparently it’s totally understandable that cops under stress might a) mistake a blue Toyota Tacoma for a gray Nissan Titan and b) then decide to shoot the everloving shit out of it.
Am I the only one who thinks that if you’re under that much stress, you shouldn’t be on duty with a gun?
@The Kittehs’
Well, yeah. I just figure they’ve got to have some idea of how many alphas there are built into the definition. Maybe (like practically all MRA nonsense), the number of alphas changes based in the point they are trying to make.
@hellkell
I am sorry for you and your friend (and everybody in LA County if he wins).
@katz
I agree (and given everything else he’s said, I am pretty sure my retired Chief of Police grandfather would agree. I’m sure we’ll be talking about it the next time I call, especially if his new hearing aid is working as well as I’ve heard. 🙂 He hates bullshit cop excuses for bad behavior more than most anyone else I’ve ever met. He doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for higher-ups letting subordinates get away with illegal activity.)
After having shot up two trucks today it is fairly obvious that the LAPD intends to assassinate him so that he cannot incriminate them.
Some Gal – possibly even bumpluck figures are too much to hope for in this case.
I was starting to say something about any bloke they saw partnered being an alpha by default, regardless of other criteria, but then realised that even as a joke, it’s still part of this dumb idea that your worth is shown by whether you’re partnered or not. These clowns don’t seem to have any sense of self-worth at all and both project that onto women, and require lots of points (pickups) to demonstrate their importance/credibility to other men.
It’d be so much simpler all round if they’d just go back to swap-cards.
@The Kittehs’
Or Pogs. Those were big when I was a kid.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogs
LOL it sounds ideal for them. And it was banned in schools, so they’d have another reason to feel all manly and rebellious.
OMGPOGS!
@The Kittehs’
I didn’t think if that. My boyfriend was really into them and he grew up to be a conservative asshole so it seemed to fit my associations with them. 🙂
My childhood boyfriend. (The current boyfriend is neither conservative nor an asshole or he wouldn’t be the boyfriend.)
I read “boyfriend was” in the sense of an ex, don’t worry! 😀
I had never heard of the game, it’s a lot later than my schoolyard days, but it does sound like just the sort of thing these never-grew-up types should go for.
Hmm, there should be a dress code. PUA = never grew up = should have to dress like Peter Pan. It’d be an excellent warning signal and great for a free laugh. All we have to do is convince them they’d look totally HAWT that way.
OMG, yes! They should have to wear the pointy boots and the hat as a way to warn others of their approach.
@The Kittehs’
Well, Peter Pan has a feather in his cap (at least in the Disney version), right? We’ll just tell them it is the ultimate peacocking!
It would be extra awesome if they went around spouting Peter Pan quotes. Those always make the ladies hot.
So this guy is a PUA?
Thing of all the costume stores that would make a killing if this plan was implemented. Support your local small businesses, PUA dudes.
I will never stop laughing at “rammed down their throats” and all its permutations. Why do people still say that?
And they could claim that the Bad Boys are really Captain Hook in disguise!