I’ve heard tell that some Pickup Artists aren’t actually misogynistic pieces of shit. Unfortunately, I keep running across guys like Firepower here, whose blog I discovered only yesterday, and purely by accident (though evidently I’ve quoted him off the Spearhead a couple of times before)
Here he is doing some wonderful PR work for his fellow PUAs, defending them (and himself) against accusations that they treat women like “disposable blow-up dolls.” Not so, says Firepower:
The only women puas treat as “disposable blow up dolls”
Are the actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.
That might seem like a pretty revealing confession on his part. But it turns out that by “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls” he doesn’t actually mean “actual real-life disposable blow up dolls.” He means, you know, sluts.
The barsluts and bimbos. The inveterate Jersey Housewives fan. The JWOWW’s of the world. Not female author types: The barslut dolls should be (and once were) the obvious natural enemy of good females. Barsluts = BAD females. Bad females are a Fuck & Chuck.
Not to be confused with Chuck & Buck.
Also, aren’t PUAs the very definition of barsluts themselves? Don’t they spend most of of their time in bars trying to have sex with every “hot” woman who will talk to them?
Never mind, because Firepower is off and running again, offering his fascinating opinions on how feminism is to blame for all the barsluts he runs across out there while he is barslutting gaming women.
Feminism was the worst Western Decline Symptom to happen to males vis-à-vis male courtship roles; it created entitled tattooed sluts with foul mouths and so many sex-partners that any decent man would cringe at the number. What True Man would marry a girl with a 300+ penis score – a proud whore who’s actually LOUD about it? It’s why roosh fled america. Good women are low notch women.
Somehow I’m guessing the real reason Roosh fled America was because too many American women were calling him on his bullshit.
Feminism is only beneficial in the now facile, guilt-free, post-sex disengagement ritual freeing males from traditional chivalry via the implicit easy-exit Feminism unwittingly unleashed.
Was that even a sentence?
Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.
Today, males get to naturally spread their seed and – as a true bonus – get a guilt-free conscience and total pass from a Feminist Society. Who feels guilty about dumping a drunken Sloppopotamus with a foul mouth – who bragged to you at the bar she slept with fifty other males?
You know, this, uh, “Sloppopotamus,” is probably not interested in having a long-term relationship with you either. I mean, come on, who the fuck would want to spend more than a few minutes in your presence?
Abuse the bad ones; treat them like condoms. Cherish the good ones.
Somehow I suspect that being “cherished” by Firepower would be the even worse fate here.
He sounds like he’s been conferring with the badly-done-by Varpole.
Nice to see you posting, Matthew. 🙂
I buy backup jeans. What if the ones I like best went out of production, or I ripped a big hole in them right before an event where I wanted to wear them? Better to have a spare.
I think it’s time for me to tell everyone that I’m not really a cassowary. Never have been. I’ll see myself out, then. I’ve had great times here and I’ll miss all of you, and thanks for being a lovely community.
*rides off into sunset*
Whereas I actually am a pink and purple cat. It’s hard using a computer without opposable thumbs, but you find work-arounds.
But do you really have blue ears? ::squints suspiciously::
lowquacks, I am shattered. I had such a wonderful image of a cassowary riding into the sunset, and now …
At the moment? Well, it is a bit cold…
I’d knit you a double-pointed hat, but by the time I’d a) done it and b) figured out how to send it via the intertubes, winter would be over.
I wish there was a way to make a hat that covers the nose. My nose gets cold.
*rides back out of sunset*
Balaclavas?
—Dude, I think you might need to put down your copy of Day Bang and pick up Strunk and White.—-
Davey, PUA manuals only work if yuo aren’t a 600-pound fat guy. I wouldn’t expect it to work for you, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work for everyone else.
“Hi, my name is Cassandra and I’m here to rob your bank!”
How about a woollen version of a medieval helmet-mit-noseguard?
@Cassandra, would one of these help?
Nope! The nose is still exposed.
Basically what I need is something like earmuffs, but for my nose. And then earplugs so I can’t hear everyone else laughing at how ridiculous it looks.
This isn’t even fun anymore. I just don’t get it. I’m not even going to indulge my prude side by calling this person the “s-word” because it doesn’t matter. The number doesn’t matter. The tattoos don’t matter. If you live in the USA, you are going to find a lot of people who feel entitled, both men and women. No surprise there. Does it ever, just once, occur to these bozos to stop having sex with women they don’t like and they know they will complain about later? Does it ever occur to them that they are telling everyone more about themselves than they are the …what was that word? “slopopatumus”? s’s? Nobody cares! Get a life!
John Rambo is one of the only friends Peter Nolan (PAN) has these days….
Which, link by link, gives us insight into another PAN friend Mark Flowers.
The true depth of paranoia?
http://rudockpersecutionfamilyhornsbynsw.blogspot.com.au/?m=1
My post was originated by illuminati Ingrid on the Peter Nolan stalker blog:
http://peternolanstalker.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/loopy-pete-you-were-completely-pwned.html?m=1
Because everyone who disagrees with PAN is an ASIO operative..,,,
@CassandraSays
Maybe a clown nose? If you can find a wool one?
@Sandra: So, yeah, John Rambo admitted that sex with women isn’t really making him all that happy. So he must secretly be a homosexual? And all of them secretly want to wear dresses?
Fuck.
Maybe the problem is that despite being sexually and romantically attracted to women he refuses to treat them like people, and he and the subject of the original post CAN’T IMAGINE WHY YOU’D EVEN TALK TO A WOMAN IF YOU DIDN’T PLAN TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. Everything is about the sex, everything is about dehumanizing, till you can refer to women as ‘The Vagina’ with a straight face.
That has nothing to do with their sexuality or orientation. It has everything to do with their garbage beliefs and convictions.
This is a pretty damned important distinction.
And here I go. I’m picturing a filthy, disgusting apartment and a filthy, disgusting blowup doll. Dude, you take care of your sex toys. This doesn’t make any sense. It’s best to take care of your investment and make sure she is clean and sanitized. She should last longer, too. Replacing her over and over could get quite costly. It seems to make more sense to me to save your money and purchase one of those life-like sex dolls. However, those require maintenance as well. Regular care, like your car. If you can’t take care of your sex toys (or your car) properly then maybe you shouldn’t have them. (did I just get the point that this guy was making? )
Sandra isn’t Ruby, she’s just a garden variety asshole who calls herself a feminist. No shortage of those.
Ruby hasn’t been banned (pity, that), she just hasn’t been around. Since apparently blogs abhor a vacuum, DL has stepped in to take her evil dipshit place.
@hellkell
They do all have something in common, though: WE DON’T WANT THEM HERE!!
Thanks to this post, I’ve had Teenage Dirtbag stuck in my head all day.
‘Cos I’m just a PUA dirtbag, baby
My internet posts are always rapey…
Fatrelle is so busy banging chicks that he can spend all day harassing the commenters on a feminist website.
And wierd, the news I just read (before I go to work, in the birth of the blizzard) described cops in Corona as, LAPD.
Is the LAPD racist? Sure. It’s a police dept. Does that mean his grievances are legitimate? I don’t know.