I haven’t had the patience to go through the discussions that developed in the wake of the Men’s Rights Subreddit’s historic winning of the prestigious King Dick of Fart Mountain Subreddit of the Day award yesterday. But I did read enough to come across this little exchange, in which a heroic Men’s Rightser confessed how touched he was that someone outside the Men’s Rights subreddit had noticed the bold, brave activism of Reddit MRAs.
And then someone pointed out some other things he’s said a couple of days ago.
NWOslave, is that you?
Actually, I doubt it; NWOslave has an account under his own name there. But great minds do think alike.
Here’s the link to StarFscker’s original comment in context.
@ katz
lowquacks seems to like them, iirc? So that makes one person.
@ kyokisaen
You’re reminding me of a conversation I had with my mum as a teenager. She stopped me when I was about to go out clubbing, looked me up and down, and said “Legs or cleavage – pick one. Both is overkill”.
Words of wisdom to live by, those.
Not too long ago I saw a beautiful young man in the pharmacy. He was wearing a long sleeve thermal shirt under his construction coveralls. I wanted to follow this lovely creature around the store but somehow managed to just stay put, get my prescription and leave without leaving behind a trail of drool. Was he just teasing me by wearing his workclothes? If so, how dare he do that to me! I’m just an innocent woman, a good wife and mother! I was minding my own business, just going about my day! And there he was! Men shouldn’t do that to us poor, helpless against our sex drive females! It’s our biology!
The name Starfscker makes me think of Tori Amos. Shock! Alarm! A woman singer/songwriter!
TW for implied incest and prostitution. Also pretty NSFW.
Nothing wrong with liking leggings, of course. But it’s usually not what you’d be concerned about random people finding too sexy.
I live in southern California. When it’s warm here, and even when it’s not, I frequently see men walking around wearing shorts and no t-shirts. Such dangly-bits-teasers!
Of course, I walk up and start poking at them. How could I possibly resist? They’re forcing me to think about them in a sexual way! POKE! POKE! POKE!
The current trend in Japan is, of course, legs, and I find it incredibly distracting. Not because of all the sexy, sexy leg on display, but because the outfits are so very polished, and the tops so very modest, and the bottoms so very micro, that the end result is a girl in a very well-put-together, elaborately matched and accessorised outfit that looks like she just plumb forgot to put on some pants. Then she bends over or reaches up and you see the shorts and your brain goes ‘Oh, ok then’ and you get on with your day 🙂
@Tulgey, well given the MRAs keep saying they know/they’re pointing out the truth, then the collective noun is truthers.
🙂
What about the guys who wander around with their pants down around arse-to-mid-thigh and I can see most of their boxer shorts. I’m not staring at them or chasing after them, or even remotely attracted to them. So those guys are whores?
I wonder what he’d say to my not wearing a bra at all. After all, no bra has to be the opposite of a visible one, right?
There’s something hilarious about him using “poking” as a substitute for “groping”. It’s just so childish.
Goes perfectly with the rest of his attitude, since that certainly isn’t how people over the age of 12 normally respond to the proximity of people they find sexy. Most of us rather enjoy eye candy even if we know that’s all it’s going to be.
This shit is starting to depress me.
My brother has shades of this attitude that work their way into a conversation, just about every time I go to see him.
When I was in elementary school, there was a boy who used to poke me.
In hindsight, I can see why he found me irresistible, the way I paraded around teasing him.
whataboutthemoonz, click here for an antidote.
Another cure for depression, puppy style!
@cloudiah, I thought it was milkshakes that brought the boys. Clearly, they replaced lollypops.
People who have sex with me still don’t get to have me! The only person who has me is me! You are a terrible person!
Tiny Cloudiah was so cute!
One more for whataboutthemoonz!
It’s not even you they want to have, Viscaria. It’s bits of you, which are apparently free-floating things that shouldn’t be connected to a person (boobs, ass), and you’re a horrible cruel heartless woman for insisting that your various bits and pieces actually are part of a person and not available by the piece to any guy who might find them appealing.
(Seriously, do guys like this know how they sound? I do not think that they do.)
cloudiah: how could he resist? That pic is adorable.
I think maybe there is a reason why our new friend StarFscker decided not to compare women wearing clothes he likes and being in his vicinity to men wearing clothes women like and being in those women’s vicinity, and that reason is that he doesn’t think men wearing clothes women like and being in those women’s vicinity seems like a particularly bad thing. In other news, run-on-sentences are the best sentences.
Aww. Little cloudiah is fabulous.
Basically, yeah.
Here’s one thing about that for those in the un-know:
http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/wksar/meta_an_éxpósé_rfeminism_is_run_by_mras/
It’s weird, when I see pretty men in tight jeans it just makes me happy. How can I get angry with someone who made me happy for a second or two?