I haven’t had the patience to go through the discussions that developed in the wake of the Men’s Rights Subreddit’s historic winning of the prestigious King Dick of Fart Mountain Subreddit of the Day award yesterday. But I did read enough to come across this little exchange, in which a heroic Men’s Rightser confessed how touched he was that someone outside the Men’s Rights subreddit had noticed the bold, brave activism of Reddit MRAs.
And then someone pointed out some other things he’s said a couple of days ago.
NWOslave, is that you?
Actually, I doubt it; NWOslave has an account under his own name there. But great minds do think alike.
Here’s the link to StarFscker’s original comment in context.
Grumbles lives in a world in which constantly hanging out in a place where nobody likes you and you don’t like them either is considered fun.
Grumbles, hasn’t it occurred to you yet that nobody here is interested in what you say, and nobody likes you? What do you get out of this feeble trolling?
@clairedammit
Yeah, that’s the world I’m in too. (Especially hypothetical scenarios where the goal is to imagine either inflicting or having inflicted painful things. Why would anyone do that?)
My winter bathing is a little out-of control to be totally honest. Anything to warm up after venturing outside. It’s really bad for my skin though, because our extremely dry winters can crack and chafe skin pretty damned efficiently all on their own even if you don’t help them out by regularly soaking in scalding hot water.
Unfortunately he’s far from alone in thinking Cracked is a serious source of information.
Oops, lost a hyphen. Here he is! –
Ninja’d by Cassandra!
Grumbles is like that little brother who tries to upset you by calling you names, except they’re not really insults. Like when my bratty 13-year-old stepbrother would call my sister and me “lezzies.”
Makes one want to ask, “And your point is?” of the wannabe insulter.
@ Viscaria
I actually did just that (took a really hot shower to warm up). If the hot water didn’t eventually run out I’d stay in there all day when it’s really cold outside.
Warm baths wash everything away.
I want a Japanese-style wooden tub that I can sit in comfortably while drinking booze and reading a book. My tub doesn’t work for that, since it has a shower door attached.
I’m about 99% sure that if I did that the book would end up in the tub.
I used to do it at my parents house, since they had a nice big tub. Took the cordless phone with me too.
It’s part of the creative process.
And the scented fucking candles – don’t forget them when you’re taking a good long hot bath.
@Grumbles It might be part of your creative process but it damn well isn’t part of mine.
I love a warm bath, but have to stick to enjoying them over There (where, apart from anything else, the tub is big enough for two 😉 ). We’re off water restrictions here in Oz, which is incredibly short-sighted, but I got into the habit of quick showers when we were on them, and don’t think there’s a good reason to change. Baths just use up too much water, and they don’t stay warm that long.
Why don’t you go find a forum for wannabe sadists, Grumbles? This isn’t it.
Maybe if his creative process yields a lucrative new form of torture technique he’ll go roll around on a pile of money and stop boring us.
Actually, wait, that’s not a good tradeoff at all. Can’t he invent something less unpleasant?
Even better, Floating Fucking Candles. Though combining those with a book and booze might not be such a great idea.
I think y’all missed the point. You were supposed to play one up with Grumbles on torture scenarios so he could wank to them. Creepy troll is very creepy. Did you see that he changed socks in mid thread. That was weird.
I can only justify my indulgence by using a short tub and only covering about 3/4ths of my body in water. The rest I splash!
@thebewilderness – the name thing could have been WordPress being stupid. It’s caught a few of us (me included) that way often enough, reverting to a different handle.
Maybe. I only use the one so the only thing WP ever tells me is that I don’t own that ID. Comes as a bit of a shock every time.