I haven’t had the patience to go through the discussions that developed in the wake of the Men’s Rights Subreddit’s historic winning of the prestigious King Dick of Fart Mountain Subreddit of the Day award yesterday. But I did read enough to come across this little exchange, in which a heroic Men’s Rightser confessed how touched he was that someone outside the Men’s Rights subreddit had noticed the bold, brave activism of Reddit MRAs.
And then someone pointed out some other things he’s said a couple of days ago.
NWOslave, is that you?
Actually, I doubt it; NWOslave has an account under his own name there. But great minds do think alike.
Here’s the link to StarFscker’s original comment in context.
I give false info, and use them well after I’ve moved. A false phone number is a very useful thing (800 numbers work just fine for most, as does long distance information: if’ I’m feeling cranky I use the main line for a large urban gov’t agency, as they are unlikely to be linked to a single person).
You want torture, make a man take an hour long shower in steaming hot water. Then, right afterward, make him put on a pair of stiff, tight jeans, with nothing between them and his junk.
Grumbles, I see you were attempting wit. I give you half marks.
I wasn’t attempting wit, so zero marks for you. It was a scenario that occurred to me a while ago that I thought would resonate with anyone who has balls and has taken a shower before.
Wrong fucking name.
I wasn’t attempting wit, so zero marks for you. It was a scenario that occurred to me a while ago that I thought would resonate with anyone who has balls and has taken a shower before.
Grumbles: You do get full marks for obtusity.
As to your “scenario” I have balls. I like scalding showers of great length. I have worn jeans with no underwear. It fails to resonate with me.
Again, your attempts at wit, get half marks.
Fucking weirdo. I guess you just love hot, humid weather as well.
Also, this is not the torture thread. This is the latex and loyalty cards thread.
Grumble: Again you get full marks for obtusity.
I love towels. I use them. Then I get dressed. Showers, hot tubs, baths, all are followed by towels.
Buzz off, Grumbles, you boring little twit. The only thing you have going for you is that cute cat.
@pecunium
What are these towels of which you speak, you hot, humid weather-loving weirdo?
Why do our trolls all seem to come from some parallel world that is just like ours except for one thing? Grumbles’s world is missing towels, apparently. Fathertime lives on a world where it is normal to forget every single detail about memorable discussions (I can totally see this leading to moderate MRAs as many of them would forget they hate women if they somehow forgot every interaction they ever had with them). A bunch of trolls actually seem to live in this world. This explains Ruby and DL, etc. being shocked that we remember things they’ve said in the past. FSM lives in a world where there is only one religion and it is a sect of Christianity with no Bibles other than the KJV (which is nit a translation). I’m sure it works for at least some of the others I’m forgetting.
Still doesn’t explain our most persistent and creepy troll, though.
I too love towels. I am a recreational bather – give me the luxury of hot water, a good book & scented fucking candles on a Sunday night. And thick, soft towels.
Meller lives in a world where women are kittens, B__n lives in a world where everyone surveils their dates…
Diogenes lives in a world in which everyone thinks he’s very clever. Why he chooses to leave it and come here I’m not sure.
@Cassandra
I actually cannot imagine why he ever goes back. Ego-stroking is nice and all, but can you imagine the rest of the people if Diogenes’ stands out as clever or interesting? That’s gotta be like trying to have discussions with sleeping grade school children.
Well, I know where my towel is.
That’s it! Diogenes is the main character from Idiocracy.
Ugh. Stupid apostrophes sneaking in where they don’t belong! It misandry I tell you! Misandry!
Bored Schtick lives in a world in which blogs are the most serious form of journalism. He’s still wondering why Cracked.com hasn’t won a Pulitzer yet.
Tom Martin lives in a world where half the chairs are hard beyond what anyone in this world has ever experienced and all the men are forced by law to sit on them.
NWO lives in a world where everyone wears a timecube on their wrist.
Towels will not rectify the discomfort of having one’s skin dried out and shriveled from an overlong, overly hot shower, or the steam built up in the bathroom. Maybe you have a functioning bathroom fan. But I had assumed it went without saying that you would not get to dry off one iota in this hypothetical torture scenario.
I live in a world where I’m very, very bored by hypothetical scenarios.
And it would go without saying in a world that lacked towels.